Tis Wednesday...

thekickingmule
thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
edited February 2014 in The Crudcatcher
Morning Losers!

Well Bury drew 1-1 with Oxford. Considering they're 3rd in the league and we were about 19th, you couldn't have told who was where. It was a great game, better than what I heard on the radio from Fulham!

Today, the boss is back, so I'll be coming up with stories of how busy I was yesterday (I got to 34 on Flappy Bird!). Then home for a bit of a tidy up I think.

Laters!
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Proper shoot day yesterday all round, but happily VWdog is home and not too bad, just waiting on Biopsy results.

    Still no sign of inbetweeners wheels yet so still no riding, Might just have to head into the woods with fatty instead but i could do without getting arse deep midweek.

    Anywhoo lots to do, bacon to eat, etc.
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    Morning nubs,

    today i'm tired, since the M4 was shut my 15-20miuntes drive to workturned to be the best part of 3.5 hours! i was not a happy brian!.

    so entertain me today please!

    laters
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,863
    'ning
    Bit grey around the gills today. Probably something to do with a few pints of Doombar followed by a curry and some Kingfisher just to top it off. Out for my usual Wednesday drinking tonight. I feel like Matt h.
    Bit windy this morning, and not just because of the ruby.
    More tea and a few biscuits are needed.
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  • pilch
    pilch Posts: 1,136
    Word up...

    Got stopped by a rozzer last night on a 'spot check' in the van, it was 8.30pm, after checking my details he asked me 'what I was doing in the middle of nowhere at this time of night, so far from home?'

    I was a mile from the A14 and 10 miles from my house, I think he needs to get out more...
    A berm? were you expecting one?

    29er race

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  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    Morning nutsacks.

    Today is more meh thanks to the wonderful A14 being totally farked again for the 15th day in a row. In other news somebody has nicked a plastic sheep from outside Jimmys Farm and there's been a mahoosive explosion in Clacton.

    So sat at work trying to get motivated while drinking more decaf coffee, which sort of defeats the whole point.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • ste_t
    ste_t Posts: 1,599
    Mongs,

    Today is especially fully mong.

    That is all (I can handle.)
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    spongtastic wrote:
    more decaf coffee
    This means you've had it before and have gone back for more?

    Thought of you this morning when i saw the Clacton explosion, shame it wasnt bigger eh?
    ste_t wrote:
    Today is especially fully mong.
    Never go fully mong!
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • ste_t
    ste_t Posts: 1,599
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    ste_t wrote:
    Today is especially fully mong.
    Never go fully mong!

    I didn't mean ME, dikhead!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Afternoon 'tards.

    With all the rain we got again last night the drive in this morning was quite entertaining, you would think when people see a dozen or so cars just after a flood all with the bonnets up they'd not chance it :lol:

    Anyway work has been ok so far, had a rep come in and they brought krispy kreme donuts with them 8)
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    arran77 wrote:

    Anyway work has been ok so far, had a rep come in and they brought krispy kreme donuts with them 8)
    poorly trained. rimind them to bring Bacon Baps next time.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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  • bobtbuilder
    bobtbuilder Posts: 1,537
    Afternoon Hairies,

    boss is off today so much skiving being done.

    Still not heard anything baout the 2 internal jobs despite them saying "Monday or Tuesday". Don't know what's taking them so long. Make your 'kin minds up! :evil:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    nicklouse wrote:
    arran77 wrote:

    Anyway work has been ok so far, had a rep come in and they brought krispy kreme donuts with them 8)
    poorly trained. rimind them to bring Bacon Baps next time.

    That's not a bad shout, some of these donuts looked far from natural :shock:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    What does a natural donut look like?
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    What does a natural donut look like?

    It doesn't have bloody day glow icing on it :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Evenin', you s**ts

    Today's work was mostly documentation and avoiding the weather. Very glad not to have ridden in this morning after almost getting blown over walking across the car park (it was awesome!). Even the crows said 'f**k that, I'm staying in and playing scrabble'.

    I did find out that someone in work has taken a romantic interest in yours truly. Well, that'll end well for her! :lol:

    In the mean while, I'm off shopping for chow.

    Catch you lot later!

    Onwards!
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  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    'sup bumders

    Few days of working on the house renovation thingy for the uncle, it pays, it's practical, I'm happy. Even better we got sent to the pub last night to get us out of the house so the aunt could have a girly get together. As he was paying I enjoyed myself, quite hungover this morning but oh well.

    Currently contemplating selling the EG to fund a new roadie... I'm turning into such a poofter
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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    Clank wrote:
    I did find out that someone in work has taken a romantic interest in yours truly. Well, that'll end well for her! :lol:
    Who said it was a her? ;)
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,788
    Evening Gimps,

    The boss is a c*** who thinks I must be psychic and work out what he wants without him telling me so he can feck for starters. And the ride home was a bit hairy due to some gusts of wind nearly making me say hello to a bus on Waterloo Bridge :shock:

    But not all is lost, I got my Prudential 'Ride London' acceptance on the post today. I thought I had rode a fair bit of London in my time, so it's nice to get another chance. And I'll be able to burn off some CWNT from Manx :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    I'm tempted to do this Ride London thingy as been offered a place throught the uni charity but the only problem is they want me to raise £600 for them, which I'm not sure I'll be able to manage...
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,788
    Angry Bird wrote:
    I'm tempted to do this Ride London thingy as been offered a place throught the uni charity but the only problem is they want me to raise £600 for them, which I'm not sure I can be arsed to do as I'm a lazy ferkin student...
    FTFY :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Angry Bird wrote:
    I'm tempted to do this Ride London thingy as been offered a place throught the uni charity but the only problem is they want me to raise £600 for them, which I'm not sure I can be arsed to do as I'm a lazy ferkin student...
    FTFY :)

    Yep, that's fair.
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    thekickingmule wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    I did find out that someone in work has taken a romantic interest in yours truly. Well, that'll end well for her! :lol:
    Who said it was a her? ;)

    As long as they're a looker, does it matter? For info, however,she is! :wink:
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,788
    Clank wrote:
    thekickingmule wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    I did find out that someone in work has taken a romantic interest in yours truly. Well, that'll end well for her! :lol:
    Who said it was a her? ;)

    As long as they're a looker, does it matter? For info, however,she is! :wink:
    Sounds like you've got an open goal Clank - you going to tap it in?
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    thekickingmule wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    I did find out that someone in work has taken a romantic interest in yours truly. Well, that'll end well for her! :lol:
    Who said it was a her? ;)

    As long as they're a looker, does it matter? For info, however,she is! :wink:
    Sounds like you've got an open goal Clank - you going to tap it in?

    Sadly, the rules of her world might not be so compatible with the rules of mine. And if it doesn't involve rohypnol and ditches, where's the fun? :lol:
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,788
    Well she supplies the body, you supply the rohypnol and the ditch. That's a fair split, so to say :P
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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