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Wolf in sheeps clothing

specialgueststarspecialgueststar Posts: 3,417
edited January 2014 in Pro race
This is the guy that ruthlessly won the queen stage of the Vuelta last year :shock:
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  • above_the_cowsabove_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    Is he old enough to be out without his parents?
    Correlation is not causation.
  • shinyhelmutshinyhelmut Posts: 1,356
    I think he's younger than the 'roo.
  • thomthomthomthom Posts: 3,574
    Cool lad.
  • RichN95.RichN95. Posts: 26,459
    Is that Barguil? He's but a child. That would explain his freakishly low BMI. That boy is skinny for sure. (No that's no a doping accusation - he's just really skinny)
    Twitter: @RichN95
  • thomthomthomthom Posts: 3,574
    RichN95 wrote:
    Is that Barguil? He's but a child. That would explain his freakishly low BMI. That boy is skinny for sure. (No that's no a doping accusation - he's just really skinny)

    It's Elissonde.
  • above_the_cowsabove_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    52kg apparently at 1.69.

    Not quit as tiny as Rujano, but still...
    Correlation is not causation.
  • RichN95.RichN95. Posts: 26,459
    ThomThom wrote:
    RichN95 wrote:
    Is that Barguil? He's but a child. That would explain his freakishly low BMI. That boy is skinny for sure. (No that's no a doping accusation - he's just really skinny)

    It's Elissonde.
    Oh is it. OK.

    Still, don't France have child labour laws?
    Twitter: @RichN95
  • thomthomthomthom Posts: 3,574
    Hah, he does look very young.

    I'm a fan!
  • RichN95.RichN95. Posts: 26,459
    ThomThom wrote:
    Hah, he does look very young.
    If you were a nightclub doorman, there's no way you're letting him in. Even with ID, it's probably fake.
    Twitter: @RichN95
  • No_Ta_DoctorNo_Ta_Doctor Posts: 11,940
    He doesn't even look that skinny, just lightly built.

    He could probably drop to 40kg if he wanted :-D
    “Road racing was over and the UCI had banned my riding positions on the track, so it was like ‘Jings, crivvens, help ma Boab, what do I do now? I know, I’ll go away and be depressed for 10 years’.”

    @DrHeadgear

    The Vikings are coming!
  • RichN95.RichN95. Posts: 26,459
    No tA Doctor wrote:
    He doesn't even look that skinny, just lightly built.
    My skinny thing related to Barguil. He's 6' 0" and 60kg (compared to the allegedly freakishly thin Froome 6' 1", 67kg)
    Twitter: @RichN95
  • above_the_cowsabove_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    He is very 'pretty'. Somewhere a boy band is missing a member...

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    Seeing as I missed the Vuelta due to work, I'm going to see if I can find footage of his stage win.
    Correlation is not causation.
  • specialgueststarspecialgueststar Posts: 3,417
    epic

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-7uf8HcAXg

    Kenny Elissonde

    Born
    22 July 1991 (age 22)
    Longjumeau, France

    Height
    1.69 m (5 ft 6 1⁄2 in)

    Weight
    52 kg (110 lb)
  • No_Ta_DoctorNo_Ta_Doctor Posts: 11,940
    Blimey, he is a bit of a pretty boy, isn't he?

    And there was me thinking I was confident of my sexuality. If he carries on winning stuff.... :shock:
    “Road racing was over and the UCI had banned my riding positions on the track, so it was like ‘Jings, crivvens, help ma Boab, what do I do now? I know, I’ll go away and be depressed for 10 years’.”

    @DrHeadgear

    The Vikings are coming!
  • thomthomthomthom Posts: 3,574
    ...
  • joelsimjoelsim Posts: 7,552
    SpecialGuestStar wrote:
    epic

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-7uf8HcAXg

    Kenny Elissonde

    Born
    22 July 1991 (age 22)
    Longjumeau, France

    Height
    1.69 m (5 ft 6 1⁄2 in)

    Weight
    52 kg (110 lb)

    My 6 year old boy weighs more than that!
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