a prodigal Wednesday morning
Gazlar
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Hello scuttlers
Long time no speak, had a bit of a sabbatical from riding following cc2cc, basically had a bit of a malaise handing over me after finishing what was my dream.
Anyway I'm back, the bike is being rebuilt so I'll be out soon and I'm wondering what I've missed?
There's no need to ask who the fark I am either as I know you all worship me, so to ask as to my identity would be somewhat disingenuous.
So yeah, fill me in,
Your old friend and role model
Gazlar
Long time no speak, had a bit of a sabbatical from riding following cc2cc, basically had a bit of a malaise handing over me after finishing what was my dream.
Anyway I'm back, the bike is being rebuilt so I'll be out soon and I'm wondering what I've missed?
There's no need to ask who the fark I am either as I know you all worship me, so to ask as to my identity would be somewhat disingenuous.
So yeah, fill me in,
Your old friend and role model
Gazlar
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Who the ferk are you?
Welcome back oh wise one
Today is worryingly a trip to Swansea on the train - hope the appearance of gazler isn't an Oman! Need to work on the train but another night of waking at 4am might bugger up that plan. Later it's food and beer in Swansea - living the dream0 -
No your safe, I don't go up to Swansea,0
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You'd like that, wouldn't you!Gazlar wrote:
So yeah, fill me in,
Morning Losers!
Today I'm having pitta bread butties for my dinner. This is as exciting as today gets.
Laters!It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
Blender Cube AMS Pro0 -
morning weirdos
still blimmin hot here...... still have to work all day in the heat..... everybody has taken to standing behind the water cart onsite to cool down.... its ace!!
Gazlar.... have you built your van yet?
latersIt's a boy , It's a boy , I Shouted Running Into The Street With Tears Running Down My Face.....
That's The Last Time I Holiday In Thailand
URL Pinkbike0 -
Mehning, today already has been work avoidance, but thats too costly so will be fighting with the motorways and SE London soon
Might go out on the bike tonight as the lights are charged, but if its raining then a little jog?
Now to breakfast or not? Hmmm0 -
rgliniany wrote:morning weirdos
Gazlar.... have you built your van yet?
laters
No, unfortunately that plan has gone out the window, I insulated it, then start of December we randomly decided to buy a house, so the vans gotta go once we've moved as I'm not gonna have time to do it or use it really this year now, there's not really anywhere to park it and the house has wiped me out money wise.
I will do one one day, but think I'll wait until the Gazlarmobile needs replacing and do one then0 -
I think i missed this episode? What van?
Insulated as in sound for the screams? Or for heat to keep the body's warm?0 -
Gazlar wrote:So yeah, fill me in,
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Mornin' saddle sniffers
Do I buy a Gensesis Kwaadeefur frame that I've been offered? Good price, right size. It'd then need dressing, and that's the expensive bit. Or do I ust buy a complete crosser and be done? Questions questions. All this, and more will be getting pondered upon whilst I'm supposed to be doing actual paid labour.
M'eh.
Onwards! To caffiene! And stuff!How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.
Disclaimer: Opinions expressed herein are worth exactly what you paid for them.0 -
Morning homos.
The feeling of can't be arsed is beginning to go.
Sold the Cove last night so well on the way to buying a dropper for the BFe, just need to sell a couple more bits to get the funds together.
Today is a a day full of meetings, fortunately for others not me so that means the office is nice and quiet for a spot of shirking on here
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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VWsurfbum wrote:I think i missed this episode? What van?
Insulated as in sound for the screams? Or for heat to keep the body's warm?
I bought a van a while back to convert into a camper/bike van/hearse. I insulated it so that police thermal imaging cameras wouldn't pick up the mounds of rotting nurses in there.
But alas never got Round to fitting it out and being as miss cmc has nearly finished checking out my "larger than average semi" it'll have to be moved on.0 -
Morning jizz moppers.
I am today avoiding work drinking tea and eating crap... later i will visit the pet store for supplies and then this evening clean the flat a bit.
not a bad day really.0 -
Thewaylander wrote:I am today avoiding work drinking tea and eating crap...
Avoiding work I can understand but avoiding tea and eating crap is taking it too far "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Morning crudulikes,
This feels more like the crudcatcher with that bouncing clown back. I saw a headline that arrests were being made in the Maddie case the other day and thought he was in hiding.
Should be a quiet day at work sales wise, so I should do some work on the catalogue I'm writing. It was supposed to be finished in October so what am I doing on here?
Clank, I tried a few cross bikes before buying the Kinesis. Kwadeefurs ride nicely, but are bleedin' heavy.
Onwards and upwards, perhaps.0 -
arran77 wrote:Thewaylander wrote:I am today avoiding work drinking tea and eating crap...
Avoiding work I can understand but avoiding tea and eating crap is taking it too far
oops grammar helps huh..
never mind, i've had so much tea already this morning i think my bladder may actually collapse!0 -
Morning,
Insurance company finally got back to me to tell me my car is a write off. Mentalists have come up with a frankly crazy valuation which means I'll clear over a grand more than I was expecting!
Right, off for a celebratory sausage roll.
Laterz0 -
ste_t wrote:Morning,
Insurance company finally got back to me to tell me my car is a write off. Mentalists have come up with a frankly crazy valuation which means I'll clear over a grand more than I was expecting!
Right, off for a celebratory sausage roll.
Laterz
spend it on coke & hookers0 -
matthew h wrote:ste_t wrote:Morning,
Insurance company finally got back to me to tell me my car is a write off. Mentalists have come up with a frankly crazy valuation which means I'll clear over a grand more than I was expecting!
Right, off for a celebratory sausage roll.
Laterz
spend it on coke & hookers
Only smack and trolls in Nottingham.
Off to the bike shop!0 -
Then you can waste what's left.matthew h wrote:ste_t wrote:Morning,
Insurance company finally got back to me to tell me my car is a write off. Mentalists have come up with a frankly crazy valuation which means I'll clear over a grand more than I was expecting!
Right, off for a celebratory sausage roll.
Laterz
spend it on coke & hookers0 -
So you finally got it on with Foxc?Gazlar wrote:basically had a bit of a malaise handing over me after finishing what was my dream.
Welcome back Gaz.
Not much to report today from me other than work, coffee and more work. Trying to sort a day out to BPW with a mate for more gravity based fun and games as all the flat stuff just isn't enough..."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:
So you finally got it on with Foxc?Gazlar wrote:basically had a bit of a malaise handing over me after finishing what was my dream. Welcome back Gaz.
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No you misheard, I said I had something that looked somewhat like mayonnaise hanging off me after I finished that particular dream 0 -
Mayonnaise is no good without tunaGazlar wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:
So you finally got it on with Foxc?Gazlar wrote:basically had a bit of a malaise handing over me after finishing what was my dream. Welcome back Gaz.
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No you misheard, I said I had something that looked somewhat like mayonnaise hanging off me after I finished that particular dream "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Yes I am looking at Gaz's larger than average semi. Watch out Gaz or I will tell everyone your full name and new address.
Busy in work. Boss is still off. I'm still in charge and trying to avoid anything that represents making a decision.
Med student sister got her cadaver yesterday and started dissection work...Sarcasm: Because punching someone in the face is illegal.0 -
MissCMC wrote:Yes I am looking at Gaz's larger than average semi. Watch out Gaz or I will tell everyone your full name and new address.
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We'll when you've finished looking at my Facebook pictures, I'll send you some of the house
And it's ok you don't need to tell them my name and address, I'm pretty sure the police have to publish it whenever I move into a new area0 -
Evening mere mortals!
shot targets on the range all morning, i couldn't hit a cows 4rse with a banjo! This afternoon on the shooting range simulator whilst wearing a gas mask!! i couldn't miss! This is odd!
Hola Gazlar. did anyone tell you we have replaced you with someone from the roadie section!Loving life in rural SW France
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bg13 wrote:
Hola Gazlar. did anyone tell you we have replaced you with someone from the roadie section!
Yeah there's some real twats over there.....oh hang on "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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It's a kind of job swap - we send them our tw@ts and they send us theirs
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
arran77 wrote:bg13 wrote:
Hola Gazlar. did anyone tell you we have replaced you with someone from the roadie section!
Yeah there's some real twats over there.....oh hang on
Well you say replaced, but I imagine it was like when Hearsay replaced Kym Marsh with Johnny Shentall, you could see the iceberg coming, and it wasn't the same to w@nk over0
