Do Farts contain DNA?

Vesterberg
Vesterberg Posts: 330
edited January 2014 in The cake stop
...and, if so, can the MI5/Police use them against you?

I farted today in Tesco's (cereal aisle, next to the Ricicles) and noticed someone acting suspiciously behind me. I suspect they may have stored fart particles in their nostrils and taken them for analysis.

I have nothing to hide.

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  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Would add a whole new dimension to silent witness
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Vesterberg wrote:
    I have nothing to hide.
    I'm guessing your farts contain somebody else's DNA.
  • upperoilcan
    upperoilcan Posts: 1,180
    A wet fart would certainly contain DNA.
    Cervelo S5 Ultegra Di2.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Hmm,pick the bones out of that
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,480
    GiantMike wrote:
    Vesterberg wrote:
    I have nothing to hide.
    I'm guessing your farts contain somebody else's DNA.
    :lol:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • izza
    izza Posts: 1,561
    Surely the underwear would filter the clagnuts and DNA out of the gaseous outburst?

    As such, the true asnswer is yes but only for a short distance.
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Vesterberg wrote:
    .... I suspect they may have stored fart particles in their nostrils and taken them for analysis.

    I don't think so.
  • Kendal Black Drop
    Kendal Black Drop Posts: 638
    izza wrote:
    Surely the underwear would filter the clagnuts and DNA out of the gaseous outburst?

    Henceforth my pants will be known as 'DNA filters'. And don't call me Shirley.

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