Wiggo's Spide-burns

me-109

Sideburns story

Can't anyone take a joke, these days? No individual was mentioned. The event never actually occurred. No individual was harmed in the making of this tweet. No spider's legs were seen, much less shaved.

RideOnTime

I keep reading spider into this.
There's no spider is there...

me-109

Spider's legs = those wispy pubes sticking out of knickers that looks like a spider has been squashed.

lakesluddite

"The tweet – one of a series of inappropriate messages – was blamed on frustration and a lack of career opportunity at the trust."

As ever, the headline does not give the full story...I doubt that just the one irreverent tweet led to a disciplinary hearing.

RDW

Those inappropriate messages in full:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pa ... dt-2995182

Says he's also a 'keen cyclist' - it's one of you lot on the Bottom Bracket, isn't it?

bianchimoon

RDW wrote:

Those inappropriate messages in full:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pa ... dt-2995182

Says he's also a 'keen cyclist' - it's one of you lot on the Bottom Bracket, isn't it?

sounds a bit of a B*** end from that report, wouldn't want sir cockhardt near my privates