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Bible Belt Tornado Funny

mfinmfin Posts: 6,724
edited January 2014 in The bottom bracket

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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 42,207
    I like that. I occasionally have put up with bible bashing in-laws from Atlanta and will show them this :)

    Coincidentally my brother in-law's idiotic American wife was telling me a few years ago how a friend of hers was hospitalised by a tornado, but she recovered 'real quick with God's help' (which for her proved he exists :roll: ). I asked her whether this was the same God who sent the tornado that put her in hospital in the first place :P
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  • pinnopinno Posts: 39,367
    When you don't have a coherent health service and benefit system, you have to rely on a celestial being to cover your censored .

    Maybe she recovered quickly because the 'meter was running' ?
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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 42,207
    When you don't have a coherent health service and benefit system, you have to rely on a celestial being to cover your censored .

    Maybe she recovered quickly because the 'meter was running' ?
    Oi, don't go all leftiebollox and serious on me or I'll send you to Communting Chat.
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  • pinnopinno Posts: 39,367
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    When you don't have a coherent health service and benefit system, you have to rely on a celestial being to cover your censored .

    Maybe she recovered quickly because the 'meter was running' ?
    Oi, don't go all leftiebollox and serious on me or I'll send you to Communting Chat.

    The communters are suicidal closet sociopathic fascists.
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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 42,207
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    When you don't have a coherent health service and benefit system, you have to rely on a celestial being to cover your censored .

    Maybe she recovered quickly because the 'meter was running' ?
    Oi, don't go all leftiebollox and serious on me or I'll send you to Communting Chat.

    The communters are suicidal closet sociopathic fascists.
    You call 'em fascists, I call 'em lefties. That says something about both of us :lol:
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  • mfinmfin Posts: 6,724
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I like that. I occasionally have put up with bible bashing in-laws from Atlanta and will show them this :)

    Coincidentally my brother in-law's idiotic American wife was telling me a few years ago how a friend of hers was hospitalised by a tornado, but she recovered 'real quick with God's help' (which for her proved he exists :roll: ). I asked her whether this was the same God who sent the tornado that put her in hospital in the first place :P

    Are you sure you didn't 'nick' that from the classic years old Viz letter? :

    Dear Viz, A woman who's daughter was hospitalised in a US tornado told ITV News that "God would make her better." Presumably, that's a different God from the one that almost killed her with a tornado.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 42,207
    Nope, it actually happened to a friend of hers - but I do 'fess up that I got the idea for the question from reading Viz :mrgreen: . The reaction was priceless...
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