stage one is to practice catching live fish in your mouth and swallowing them
once you've mastered that, post a video showing your hot fish action
then the next stage on your journey to dolphin will be revealed
I watched 'Spy in the Pod' last night and I really really want to be a dolphin now. Is there a course I can do to qualify as a dolphin? I've tried Googling it but I can't get any decent information.
I'd be happy to give you a blow hole.
That sounds wrong, I mean with a drill.
OMFG. Thanks dude. Order placed.
See how happy dolphins look?
Right then. Phase 1 started today. I spent 3 hours in a cold bath trying to catch a goldfish without using my hands. It was surprisingly difficult, and I got very wrinkly.
You'll have to master the ability to sh*t on others' heads and pass it off as a compliment !