New Year's Day +2...
thekickingmule
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Morning Losers!
Definitely prefer driving to work rather than catching public transport. I get an extra 30 minutes in bed, which is a blessing. If my damn casio watch didn't decide to beep every hour :evil:
Managed to start my get fit routine, it isn't a resolution, so it's all good.
Off to Bury tonight to celebrate a friends birthday. She's 24, and since graduating has been working as a waitress, so she's lost a lot of weight, and she is hooooooot!
Laters!
Definitely prefer driving to work rather than catching public transport. I get an extra 30 minutes in bed, which is a blessing. If my damn casio watch didn't decide to beep every hour :evil:
Managed to start my get fit routine, it isn't a resolution, so it's all good.
Off to Bury tonight to celebrate a friends birthday. She's 24, and since graduating has been working as a waitress, so she's lost a lot of weight, and she is hooooooot!
Laters!
It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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TKM - just remember there is still a fat bird waiting to come back out!
Mornin throbbers
Would normally complain about the lack of sleep, but compared to recent weeks it was fantastic, 6 full hours
Today is meetings followed by reporting followed by the pub been dry for two days - a recent record 0 -
Mornin' exes and double-exes
Second, and last, working day of the week. But at least the canteen is open, so there's full-english out there with my name written through it like a stick of rock. That'll go down well. I shall then entertain myself with further paperwork in the office. What a heady life I lead. In true cruddy style, I will also use the time constructively to plan what winter shoes I should be buying. All work and no play, and all that.....
Onwards! To bacons! And coffee!How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.
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She was never fat to begin with really. She just got a bit cosy whilst at uni, whereas she likes to move around in the real world, which burns off any excess fat. I'll happily keep her moving around! Small waist and huge boobs? Yes please!matthew h wrote:TKM - just remember there is still a fat bird waiting to come back out!It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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thekickingmule wrote:
Off to Bury tonight to celebrate a friends birthday. She's 24, and since graduating has been working as a waitress, so she's lost a lot of weight, and she is hooooooot!
Laters!
If pics are not provided within 12hrs you will go to hell.
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Morning all,
It's only the second day if waking up at 5.30am for work and I'm bored of it already!!
Woo hoo it's Friday
If waylander is reading this, is your office under water yet? I've seen the river use has burst it's banks and there's flood warnings everywhere.0 -
Friday, usually a good thing, but my friday has the M25, Dartford crossing, Weather and Crimbo travelling wangers in it! :evil:
Anywhoooo, must start this thing they call fitness soon, feeling like a turkey waiting to be consumed at the moment!
Onwards to diet cardboard and waters!0 -
Morning tw@s
i have nothing, so i'll just wait for TKMs pictures if that's ok!
toodles.Loving life in rural SW France
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Might be waiting a while, I'm not sure I dare put pics of her up here. It'd be me that ended up in a ditch!It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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Yeah come on TKM put the pics up. Starting to think your hot waitress might just be hot air...
killing so much time it should definitly be an offence. Can't wait till tomorrow - Spent the summer collecting scrap timber and I now have enough to start building a sh1t load of northshore so there will be wallrides and ladder drops all over the show. Boom0 -
In charge in work and trying to avoid doing anything which even vaguely resembles responsibility.
Lots of online shopping going on instead of work...
Hmmm this weekend I will mostly be trying to get back on the plan to get fit again for a potential half marathon at the end of March.Sarcasm: Because punching someone in the face is illegal.0 -
Meh,
Ordering steel, dieting, tired, contemplating fitting some guttering this afternoon and generally being quite meh.
Oh joy, at least when I get home I've got a bottle of win... Bugger, I forgot about the detox :?Advocate of disc brakes.0 -
Lots to do for year end...
Otherwise looking forward to a bit more of a lie in this weekend as work has been a shock! still some weekend swimming and so on as it looks like wales is a flood plane this weekend.
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Not another story about TKM's inflatable girlfriends
Afternoon Gits,
Took a load of Xmas rubbish to the tip, got roadie bike sorted at LBS and had haircut. Now about to stuff face with bacon pasta and avoid any more work as I'm still on holiday Very glad I didn't book the Cwmcarn uplift for today as the weather looks pants over in S. Wales. "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
You lost, its been and gone mate!Thewaylander wrote:Lots to do for year end...
Well, back in my office after some tactical running around, now to go and hide somewhere i think
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None of them have been my girlfriends. Just women I've had my wicked way with (though waitress girl is not one of these) :twisted:Stevo 666 wrote:Not another story about TKM's inflatable girlfriendsIt takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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Fair enough, though you didn't deny that they were inflatablethekickingmule wrote:
None of them have been my girlfriends. Just women I've had my wicked way with (though waitress girl is not one of these) :twisted:Stevo 666 wrote:Not another story about TKM's inflatable girlfriends "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:
Fair enough, though you didn't deny that they were inflatablethekickingmule wrote:
None of them have been my girlfriends. Just women I've had my wicked way with (though waitress girl is not one of these) :twisted:Stevo 666 wrote:Not another story about TKM's inflatable girlfriends
Busted!!! Just like the others, that's why he has to move into another one 0 -
Surely it must be cheaper to get a puncture repair kit?welshkev wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:
Fair enough, though you didn't deny that they were inflatablethekickingmule wrote:
None of them have been my girlfriends. Just women I've had my wicked way with (though waitress girl is not one of these) :twisted:Stevo 666 wrote:Not another story about TKM's inflatable girlfriends
Busted!!! Just like the others, that's why he has to move into another one"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:
Surely it must be cheaper to get a puncture repair kit?welshkev wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:
Fair enough, though you didn't deny that they were inflatablethekickingmule wrote:
None of them have been my girlfriends. Just women I've had my wicked way with (though waitress girl is not one of these) :twisted:Stevo 666 wrote:Not another story about TKM's inflatable girlfriends
Busted!!! Just like the others, that's why he has to move into another one
I reckon he has the "Slime" version!Loving life in rural SW France
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Stevo 666 wrote:
Surely it must be cheaper to get a puncture repair kit?welshkev wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:
Fair enough, though you didn't deny that they were inflatablethekickingmule wrote:
None of them have been my girlfriends. Just women I've had my wicked way with (though waitress girl is not one of these) :twisted:Stevo 666 wrote:Not another story about TKM's inflatable girlfriends
Busted!!! Just like the others, that's why he has to move into another one I don't puncture them, I just get a new one when I've filled one up It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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thekickingmule wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:
Surely it must be cheaper to get a puncture repair kit?welshkev wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:
Fair enough, though you didn't deny that they were inflatablethekickingmule wrote:
None of them have been my girlfriends. Just women I've had my wicked way with (though waitress girl is not one of these) :twisted:Stevo 666 wrote:Not another story about TKM's inflatable girlfriends
Busted!!! Just like the others, that's why he has to move into another one I don't puncture them, I just get a new one when I've filled one up
Good 'comeback'..."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
so is that how slime tyres are made?Loving life in rural SW France
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Why do I get the feeling that's a loaded question?matthew h wrote:"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
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