Chuck Norris facts.

Kowalski675
Kowalski675 Posts: 4,412
edited January 2014 in The Crudcatcher
These amused me:

http://uselessfacts.net/chuck-norris-facts/

:lol:

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  • gt-arrowhead
    gt-arrowhead Posts: 2,507
    2 best jokes:

    Chuck norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork, on a rainy day.

    and

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    This is the proper webby for it btw
    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    2009 wants its thread back
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  • Kowalski675
    Kowalski675 Posts: 4,412
    I wasn't here in 2009. :roll:
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Kowalski675 wrote:
    I wasn't here in 2009. :roll:

    Permit me to fill in the details: The 'facts' were s**t and unfunny then. They're s**t and unfunny now.

    Let us ponder for a moment how some things, like leaves and mayflies, fade and wither with time, yet other things remain unsullied by the passing of the seasons. S**t Norris gags being a good example.

    That's got you up to speed.

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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,194
    Clank wrote:
    Kowalski675 wrote:
    I wasn't here in 2009. :roll:

    Permit me to fill in the details: The 'facts' were s**t and unfunny then. They're s**t and unfunny now.

    Let us ponder for a moment how some things, like leaves and mayflies, fade and wither with time, yet other things remain unsullied by the passing of the seasons. S**t Norris gags being a good example.

    That's got you up to speed.

    EOT

    You don't like Chuck then :)
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    matthew h wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    Kowalski675 wrote:
    I wasn't here in 2009. :roll:

    Permit me to fill in the details: The 'facts' were s**t and unfunny then. They're s**t and unfunny now.

    Let us ponder for a moment how some things, like leaves and mayflies, fade and wither with time, yet other things remain unsullied by the passing of the seasons. S**t Norris gags being a good example.

    That's got you up to speed.

    EOT

    You don't like Chuck then :)

    Awesome dude, s**t jokes.

    EOT
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • Kowalski675
    Kowalski675 Posts: 4,412
    Clank wrote:
    Kowalski675 wrote:
    I wasn't here in 2009. :roll:

    Permit me to fill in the details: The 'facts' were s**t and unfunny then. They're s**t and unfunny now.

    Let us ponder for a moment how some things, like leaves and mayflies, fade and wither with time, yet other things remain unsullied by the passing of the seasons. S**t Norris gags being a good example.

    That's got you up to speed.

    EOT

    Time of the month for you again then? :lol:

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