Happy New Year You Boring Farkers...
thekickingmule
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I'm watching fireworks on TV and am amazed at the number of phones filming it. They should have just recorded it at home :roll:
Anyway, hope you all have a good 2014, and that I win the Death Pool this year.
Anyway, hope you all have a good 2014, and that I win the Death Pool this year.
It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
HAPPYNEWYEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Happy New Year, people I occasionally interact with on the interwebs. Hope this year blah, blah, blah and all that b0ll0xs.0
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Start the year as I mean to go on....How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0
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TheNorthernTrain wrote:Is it over yet. Can I break my resolutions now?
Fill your boots!How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.
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Happy new year parrrrrrrrrricks.Cat With No Tail wrote:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Was your new years resolution to turn Chinese?0 -
GT-Arrowhead wrote:Happy new year parrrrrrrrrricks.Cat With No Tail wrote:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Was your new years resolution to turn Chinese?
No, just to stop smashing you mum's back door in!
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And mine is to smash your mums back door in more.
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GT-Arrowhead wrote:And mine is to smash your mums back door in more.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOW. Original comeback there, you are hilarious.
P.S. I've set you up for a cracker there... let's see if you can continue your streak of originality0 -
Nope, clearly CWNT has stopped banging Mrs Arrowhead long enough for her to send the wayward l'il tyke to bed!How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! JUST RELOADING! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!0
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Urm wooo (just trying Tobit in whilst struggling to focus)0
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Happy new year feckers :P
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Happy new year mofos.
Had a great new year which involved me being asleep by 10.30 cos I got well and truly h'd on Monday night and had the hangover from hell
The upside is that I've just woken up and feel great, I'm off out for a ride
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Went to bed far too recently to be sensible0
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HNY
had a quick forty winks at ten ish last night, woke up and powered through till two! Didn't get h'd as no one can get and stay that drunk!
Stay safe this year you bunch of freaks!
Gt they're all talk, its me thats doing your mum!Loving life in rural SW France
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I stayed up until about half two as my old, one eyed dog was freaking out over the fireworks. Gone 1am and they were still going, why would you save them for an hour into the new year? Still, I managed to get through a load of 'cops' that I'd saved on my tivo and managed to finish (at great personal risk) the 3 half bottles of month old dodgy white wine that were sitting in the kitchen.
I'm a bit tired, have flatulence like a rhino and seem to be so dry and dehydrated that I've got dandruff and flaky skin.
I have also just found out I'm shorter than I thought which means my wife's Wii Fit has reclassified me from a fair bit overweight to being a right fat hambeast.
Not he best start to a new year, but there we go.0 -
The most talked about topic on the CC 2013 = My mum. :roll:
By the way. Remember!
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GT-Arrowhead wrote:The most talked about topic on the CC 2013 = My mum. :roll:
I know, we were talking about it in bed the other night and she thought it was funny0 -
what part of a vegetable can't you eat?
the skis!Loving life in rural SW France
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Schumis management team are adamant the he will race again!
Probably against Steven Hawking!Loving life in rural SW France
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Bleugh happy new year everyone. Plan was to go to riding this morning but the tempt of lock in was too great and now I'm paying for it. Eurgh0
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Did I miss something?
Had the long drive back down South this morning, thankfully no hangover. Badly need to get back on the bike now so must start plotting the first escape of 2014 "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Happy new year you mongs
Off to watch Skyfall and eat my body weight in hint of lime doritos with chilli dip.
Also the website is farked as you can't log in so have to use my bloody phone to type which is a major pain is GT's mums arris0
