"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
How many drunks did you have to arrest?
How many spontaneous strippers were there?
How many poor. lonely, sentimental females blubbed and dribbled on your shoulder?
How many people did you see puking?
How many revellers did you have to divert to A&E?
How many fights did you have to break up?
How many poor. lonely, sentimental females blubbed and dribbled on your shoulder?
What the censored was he doing if they 'dribbled' on his shoulder :shock:
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
How many poor. lonely, sentimental females blubbed and dribbled on your shoulder?
What the censored was he doing if they 'dribbled' on his shoulder :shock:
That's what I want to know. Are you stalking me?
You and me are the only feckers on here :P
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
Start smoking again.
Spend less time with the family.
Spend less time with friends.
erm
Drink more.
Eat less good things.
Put some weight on.
Get out less on the bike.
erm
Do more damage to the house with dodgy DIY.
erm
Be less tolerant.
erm
Communicate less.
Spend more time doing futile things.
erm
Start smoking again.
Spend less time with the family.
Spend less time with friends.
erm
Drink more.
Eat less good things.
Put some weight on.
Get out less on the bike.
erm
Do more damage to the house with dodgy DIY.
erm
Be less tolerant.
erm
Communicate less.
Spend more time doing futile things.
erm
Like your style
NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS
Going to the pub more.
Spend less time with the Missus.
Only spend time with my son when I'm bored or the guilt kicks in.
Flirt more with the staff at my sons nursery.
Won't start smoking again because I got a little chesty last time.
Won't eat more because it messes with my attractiveness.
To be generally more devious and selfish.
Look after number one.
Oh and ring boiler man to get the heating fixed.
pinno
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There you go. The first abuse of the year.
Where do you want me to censored off to?
(the first reposte of the year)
Strava - Alex Taylor (sportstest.co.uk)
ABCC Cycling Coach
OOPs, but I ve got an excuse, I was just checking to see if there were any decent bits for sale in classifieds
Happy new year you sad gits,
Strava - Alex Taylor (sportstest.co.uk)
ABCC Cycling Coach
seanoconn
Bruiser
Panzer
Commuter
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
How many drunks did you have to arrest?
How many spontaneous strippers were there?
How many poor. lonely, sentimental females blubbed and dribbled on your shoulder?
How many people did you see puking?
How many revellers did you have to divert to A&E?
How many fights did you have to break up?
What the censored was he doing if they 'dribbled' on his shoulder :shock:
seanoconn
That's what I want to know. Are you stalking me?
You and me are the only feckers on here :P
seanoconn
So all those other missing feckers are nursing hangovers? Pussys.
Start smoking again.
Spend less time with the family.
Spend less time with friends.
erm
Drink more.
Eat less good things.
Put some weight on.
Get out less on the bike.
erm
Do more damage to the house with dodgy DIY.
erm
Be less tolerant.
erm
Communicate less.
Spend more time doing futile things.
erm
Like your style
NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS
Going to the pub more.
Spend less time with the Missus.
Only spend time with my son when I'm bored or the guilt kicks in.
Flirt more with the staff at my sons nursery.
Won't start smoking again because I got a little chesty last time.
Won't eat more because it messes with my attractiveness.
To be generally more devious and selfish.
Look after number one.
Oh and ring boiler man to get the heating fixed.