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The first thread of 2014?

pinnopinno Posts: 40,258
edited January 2014 in The cake stop
Happy new year :D
seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 14,790
    censored off!

    There you go. The first abuse of the year.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 40,258
    ballysmate wrote:
    censored off!

    There you go. The first abuse of the year.

    Where do you want me to censored off to?

    (the first reposte of the year)
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • napoleondnapoleond Posts: 18,633
    I've reported ballysmate. That sort-of swearing offends someone.
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  • tim wandtim wand Posts: 2,945
    Sad barstewards, coming on here at this time of day/year to post , don't you have a life?

    OOPs, but I ve got an excuse, I was just checking to see if there were any decent bits for sale in classifieds :D

    Happy new year you sad gits,
  • napoleondnapoleond Posts: 18,633
    Working :(
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  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Happy new year :D

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    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 44,054
    arran77 wrote:
    Happy new year :D

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    I'm not sad, but I watched that episode last night :)
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  • pinnopinno Posts: 40,258
    napoleond wrote:
    Working :(

    How many drunks did you have to arrest?
    How many spontaneous strippers were there?
    How many poor. lonely, sentimental females blubbed and dribbled on your shoulder?
    How many people did you see puking?
    How many revellers did you have to divert to A&E?
    How many fights did you have to break up?
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  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    napoleond wrote:
    Working :(

    How many poor. lonely, sentimental females blubbed and dribbled on your shoulder?

    What the censored was he doing if they 'dribbled' on his shoulder :shock:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinnopinno Posts: 40,258
    arran77 wrote:
    napoleond wrote:
    Working :(

    How many poor. lonely, sentimental females blubbed and dribbled on your shoulder?

    What the censored was he doing if they 'dribbled' on his shoulder :shock:

    That's what I want to know. Are you stalking me?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    arran77 wrote:
    napoleond wrote:
    Working :(

    How many poor. lonely, sentimental females blubbed and dribbled on your shoulder?

    What the censored was he doing if they 'dribbled' on his shoulder :shock:

    That's what I want to know. Are you stalking me?

    You and me are the only feckers on here :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinnopinno Posts: 40,258
    arran77 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    napoleond wrote:
    Working :(

    How many poor. lonely, sentimental females blubbed and dribbled on your shoulder?

    What the censored was he doing if they 'dribbled' on his shoulder :shock:

    That's what I want to know. Are you stalking me?

    You and me are the only feckers on here :P

    So all those other missing feckers are nursing hangovers? Pussys.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS

    Start smoking again.
    Spend less time with the family.
    Spend less time with friends.
    erm
    Drink more.
    Eat less good things.
    Put some weight on.
    Get out less on the bike.
    erm
    Do more damage to the house with dodgy DIY.
    erm
    Be less tolerant.
    erm
    Communicate less.
    Spend more time doing futile things.
    erm
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 6,797
    RideOnTime wrote:
    NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS

    Start smoking again.
    Spend less time with the family.
    Spend less time with friends.
    erm
    Drink more.
    Eat less good things.
    Put some weight on.
    Get out less on the bike.
    erm
    Do more damage to the house with dodgy DIY.
    erm
    Be less tolerant.
    erm
    Communicate less.
    Spend more time doing futile things.
    erm

    Like your style :D

    NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS

    Going to the pub more.
    Spend less time with the Missus.
    Only spend time with my son when I'm bored or the guilt kicks in.
    Flirt more with the staff at my sons nursery.
    Won't start smoking again because I got a little chesty last time.
    Won't eat more because it messes with my attractiveness.
    To be generally more devious and selfish.
    Look after number one.
    Oh and ring boiler man to get the heating fixed.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
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