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Hello nob'eads.

dmclite-3.0dmclite-3.0 Posts: 845
edited December 2013 in The bottom bracket
Just as the title says, have I missed anything ? Is cleat back ? What did you all get from Santa ?

Laters... :wink:
I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...


  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 10,926
    Dmclite! I thought you bought the farm!? You were with cleat for those bank jobs, don't you remember? And a posse including renowned Indian tracker "Lord Baltimore" and the relentless lawman Joe LeFors, recognisable by his white skimmer, cornered you in the canyon.

    Cleat: [to dmclite] Kid, the next time I say, "Let's go someplace like Bolivia," let's GO someplace like Bolivia.

    Cleat: Alright. I'll jump first.
    Dmclite: No.
    Cleat: Then you jump first.
    Dmclite: No, I said.
    Cleat: What's the matter with you?
    Dmclite: I can't swim.
    Cleat: Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you.
    Dmclite: Ohhhh sh!t...

    The last I heard was that you'd made it to Bolivia.

    Cleat: Ready? OK, when we get outside and we get to the horses, whatever happens, just remember one thing... hey, wait a minute.
    Dmclite: What?
    Cleat: You didn't see Lefors out there, did you?
    Dmclite: Lefors? No.
    Cleat: Oh, good. For a moment there I thought we were in trouble.
    [Cleat and dmclite both run out of the building, only to be met with gunfire from all sides from the Bolivian army]
    Bolivian police commander: ¡Fuego!
    [a volley of shots is heard]
    Bolivian police commander: ¡Fuego!
    [another gun volley]
    Bolivian police commander: ¡Fuego!

    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • sungodsungod Posts: 16,060
    surely that should be...

    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 10,926
    Or maybe...

    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinnopinno Posts: 50,562
    Where tf have you been dmc?
    How the hell are you?
    I'll take you off the MIA list then.
    Did you pick up any interesting STD's on your travels?
    Are you thinking of buying a two wheeled Crud collecting machine fitted with 650b's, please say no?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Mikey23Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    So that'll be no, no and nowt
  • Ive been on the edge, no contact from Cleat, still MIA.......for a reason. I have mostly been talking mrs dmclite into me racing again in 2014 and have found success. Now all I have to do is sell enough body organs to afford Bc silver membership and race licence. Apart from that been mainly eating hula-hoops and playing Battlefield 3, im now a colnoel Level44, ace.
    I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...
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