'D' Lock advice, help wanted

pinno

See, I woz finking of going back to skool innit 'cos i'm so fick like but wot gets me is that i 'ave 'erd that people do nick yer dustcaps and let yer tyres down.
I 'ave decided to defend my bike wiv a D lock but it raises a number of questions like innit:

How many times can I bash some cnut over the head wiv a D lock before it faws to bits?
Can the rozers te from an imprint in someone's coconut that A) It was a D lock wot dunnit and It woz my D lock wot dunnit?

I wish life wozn't so complicay id.

Cat With No Tail

cooldad

Don't encourage him with roadie porn.

GT-Arrowhead

pinno

Well, seen as you are kindly posting pictures of your girlfriends, here's a picture from my album. Like Carlsberg, probably the best picture posted in a bike forum in the world:

Cat With No Tail

Looks to me like someone who had been trying to ride on the road. Was probably riding 3 abreast on country roads holding up traffic or running red lights in town like all the rest of them. Got what was coming to him, hopefully the driver reversed and finished the job. Pay some road tax!

And I think you'll find the bestest pictures on teh interwebs EvAr are these 2:

Pina, is this one you?

pinno

@ CWNT - yes, that's me - after the diet.

Cat With No Tail

Splendid work old bean. That the 5-2?

GT-Arrowhead

Pinarello just thinks he is winding people up, when he isnt.

RockmonkeySC

pinarello001 wrote:

See, I woz finking of going back to skool innit 'cos i'm so fick like but wot gets me is that i 'ave 'erd that people do nick yer dustcaps and let yer tyres down.
I 'ave decided to defend my bike wiv a D lock but it raises a number of questions like innit:

How many times can I bash some cnut over the head wiv a D lock before it faws to bits?
Can the rozers te from an imprint in someone's coconut that A) It was a D lock wot dunnit and It woz my D lock wot dunnit?

I wish life wozn't so complicay id.

Standard roadie grammar. About what you would expect from someone who can only manage the skills to ride on smooth, grippy surfaces.

Cat With No Tail

GT-Arrowhead wrote:

Pinarello just thinks he is winding people up, when he isnt.

Fark off you, we've all had your mum.

pinno

What I like about the 5-2 diet is that it's part time.

Here's a picture of my partner, she's been on a diet of 'seefood' - whenever she sees food, she eats it. She likes bikes too.

pinno

GT-Arrowhead wrote:

Pinarello just thinks he is winding people up, when he isnt.

Nah, it's just so clicky in here.

tlw1

GT-Arrowhead wrote:

Pinarello just thinks he is winding people up, when he isnt.

At least someone is posting in here

Stevo_666

I guess this is the price we pay when I run the lycra tarts out of town in Bottom Bracket

Cat With No Tail

pinarello001 wrote:

What I like about the 5-2 diet is that it's part time.

Here's a picture of my partner, she's been on a diet of 'seefood' - whenever she sees food, she eats it. She likes bikes too.

As I said, we've all had GTArrowheads mum. Even the leg shaving blood swappers are at it now.

She looks like she likes bikes, I bet she could eat a whole one too.

tlw1

Cat With No Tail wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

What I like about the 5-2 diet is that it's part time.

Here's a picture of my partner, she's been on a diet of 'seefood' - whenever she sees food, she eats it. She likes bikes too.

As I said, we've all had GTArrowheads mum. Even the leg shaving blood swappers are at it now.

She looks like she likes bikes, I bet she could eat a whole one too.

she doesn't like bikes - someone's just parked it there!

pinno

Blood for breakfast, EPO for lunch, Clenbuterol on my beef sandwiches and non-stop caffeine. Fast as fupp and still get jiggy with the fat girls all night long.

arran77

Stevo 666 wrote:

I guess this is the price we pay when I run the lycra tarts out of town in Bottom Bracket

He's been missing us over in Bottom Bracket so he came here looking for you :P

Cat With No Tail

pinarello001 wrote:

Blood for breakfast, EPO for lunch, Clenbuterol on my beef sandwiches and non-stop caffeine. Fast as fupp and still get jiggy with the fat girls all night long.

In spite of all that though, you still can't shred the gnar like us rad dudes, feeding off each other, sick!

Right, I'm off to go drive 8 hours so I can smash 5 cans of Monster, eat some burgers and throw myself and my bike off a cliff whilst dressed as a power ranger for 30 minutes.

pinno

Cat With No Tail wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Blood for breakfast, EPO for lunch, Clenbuterol on my beef sandwiches and non-stop caffeine. Fast as fupp and still get jiggy with the fat girls all night long.

In spite of all that though, you still can't shred the gnar like us rad dudes, feeding off each other, sick!

Right, I'm off to go drive 8 hours so I can smash 5 cans of Monster, eat some burgers and throw myself and my bike off a cliff whilst dressed as a power ranger for 30 minutes.

Just don't fall on top of Yellow Peril - he's a decent 3-legged roadie.
BTW - roadies like shaved legs:

arran77

pinarello001 wrote:

Cat With No Tail wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Blood for breakfast, EPO for lunch, Clenbuterol on my beef sandwiches and non-stop caffeine. Fast as fupp and still get jiggy with the fat girls all night long.

In spite of all that though, you still can't shred the gnar like us rad dudes, feeding off each other, sick!

Right, I'm off to go drive 8 hours so I can smash 5 cans of Monster, eat some burgers and throw myself and my bike off a cliff whilst dressed as a power ranger for 30 minutes.

Just don't fall on top of Yellow Peril - he's a decent 3-legged roadie.
BTW - roadies like shaved legs:

censored me Pina, is that your mum :shock:

I'd take her up the dirt track :twisted:

GT-Arrowhead

arran77 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

censored me Pina, is that your mum :shock:

I'd take her up the dirt track :twisted:

+1

arran77

GT-Arrowhead wrote:

arran77 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

censored me Pina, is that your mum :shock:

I'd take her up the dirt track :twisted:

+1

That was after I used your Mum's trap door by the way :twisted:

Chunkers1980

Looks like Pinni's boyfriend to me.

Cat With No Tail

GT-Arrowhead wrote:

arran77 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

censored me Pina, is that your mum :shock:

I'd take her up the dirt track :twisted:

+1

You wouldn't know what to do with her. And no, showing her your Pokemon collection does not count.

GT-Arrowhead

Cat With No Tail wrote:

GT-Arrowhead wrote:

arran77 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

censored me Pina, is that your mum :shock:

I'd take her up the dirt track :twisted:

+1

You wouldn't know what to do with her.

Thats what you think. Just ask your mum, she will tell you

tlw1

GT-Arrowhead wrote:

Cat With No Tail wrote:

GT-Arrowhead wrote:

arran77 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

censored me Pina, is that your mum :shock:

I'd take her up the dirt track :twisted:

+1

You wouldn't know what to do with her.

Thats what you think. Just ask your mum, she will tell you

She can't, she is still laughing