Gareth's beard...

Mikey23
Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
edited December 2013 in The bottom bracket
Can there be anything more annoying on God's earth?
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  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Who?
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Man who walks into workplace randomly and turns them into a choir and now looks though a red squirrel has died on his face
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    What you on Mikey? Overdone the meds?
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    He's surrounded by bankers today, literally :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Yes, I think they are trying to improve their PR... Mind you, some of the women ain't bad....
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    And with the 'unexpected' news on Tom Daley, it's been a tough day all round...
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    But they're blood sucking bankers Mikey :shock:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Mikey23 wrote:
    And with the 'unexpected' news on Tom Daley, it's been a tough day all round...

    I didn't see that one coming, apparently that's what Tom said too :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Yes, I hope they get whupped by the fire brigade team with the fat bird...
    They all come across as smug, self important wonkers
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Can't wait for Bally to say boom boom...
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    I always thought Gareth was gay but he isn't
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    They're certainly not really doing anything to dispel people's views that they are all pompous self righteous tossers :roll:

    The only 'normal' ones are the security guard woman and the cleaner chap :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,661
    WTF are you lot on about?
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  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Send your answers on a postcard to the following address...
  • nunowoolmez
    nunowoolmez Posts: 867
    Mikey23 wrote:
    I always thought Gareth was gay but he isn't

    Nope, I saw him in the cafe in the Crouch End Virgin Gym with his wife & kids. Didn't have his beard then, but ut really doesn't do anything for him. I'm not a beard expert though.
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    @sean... Keep up at the back mate! We are showing what sad lives we live by watching the choir with Gareth Malone who is trying to turn a bunch of merchant bankers into a group while sporting a very orange looking beard. And juxtaposing this with the unexpected news that Tom Daley, him of the white teeth who likes to throw himself into water from a great height has a boyfriend. Simples...
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    @ nuno... But I know he loves me really. That ginger beard is our little token
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    WTF are you lot on about?

    You're not normally slow on the uptake :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    He's probably got better things to do with his life than watch the choir...
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Mikey23 wrote:
    He's probably got better things to do with his life than watch the choir...

    Nah, he's as boring as the rest of us :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    One day I might succumb to the tedium of the average UK population by watching sh!te like that on TV but I hope that day is a long way off.
    Anything that involves voting, talent shows, competitions for cooking or winning dates, or a pretence of reality* is immediately ignored out of principle.

    *I am sure that there are other genres that I have forgotten about.

    Carry on without me.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    daviesee wrote:
    One day I might succumb to the tedium of the average UK population by watching sh!te like that on TV but I hope that day is a long way off.
    Anything that involves voting, talent shows, competitions for cooking or winning dates, or a pretence of reality* is immediately ignored out of principle.

    *I am sure that there are other genres that I have forgotten about.

    Carry on without me.

    We'll drag you into the gutter soon enough :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    @d aww but it's SO much fun...and it occupies another hour of my drab, miserable existence
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Ooh, the fun really starts next week when the choirs begin competing against each other, you've got to tune in Daviesee :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Then there's homes under the hammer and the great British bake off... My life is complete
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    And I thought I'd sunk to a new low by watching strictly! At least I can sleep knowing I have no idea who Gareth and his bobby mcferreting beard is.
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Never heard of this Malone bloke or the show.
    God alone knows how you managed to reach pension age Mikey before you burnt out. Life in the fast lane or what?

    PS If any singers die during the show, start a thread so that we can show our grief.
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    I wouldn't be awfully fussed if the entire bus load of merchant bankers happened to... No, stop that thought immediately
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    @b ... If you only knew the half. I could write a paragraph
  • the playing mantis
    the playing mantis Posts: 2,129
    arran77 wrote:
    He's surrounded by bankers today, literally :wink:

    u wang?

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