getting banned

sungod

i have of late, but wherefore i know not, lost all my mirth and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, this earth, this bottom bracket, seems to me a sterile promontory

quality of br road n00bs seems to be falling; and exotic, outrageous and gradiloquent postings a rarity; there are still no amazing decals; the cut and thrust of vicious, but honest, disagreement, is replaced with spiteful, petty, sniping or stultifying mountains of ponderous nonsense; physics lays broken and ignored, engineering replaced with folklore and superstition

i'm thinking it's time to go, but, in honour of the fallen, it seems only proper to go with a bang, something with spirit, bravado, a touch of derring-do; so, with that in mind, what are your top ten ways to get a lifetime ban?

MattC59

Jim453.2 wrote:

Engage Richard Chasey in banter concerning Honours Degrees (he's got one you know) or coloured trousers. It worked for me.

Where is the little guy anyway? I'd like to apologise to him for my juvenile behaviour and promise to be good from now on.

It wouldn't suit you Jim.

GiantMike

I think the easiest way is to be offensive. For example, if I wanted to get banned, I'd suggest you were a paedophile with a penchant for Portuguese children and the sort of person that may have accidentally abducted a British child by mistake.

But I won't, because I don't want to get banned because I love the epilepsy-inducing adverts too much. Good luck, and close the door behind you when you do f*ck off.

MattC59

Go for the shock and awe approach, nothing short of a supernova will be acceptable.

seanoconn

MattC59 wrote:

Go for the shock and awe approach, nothing short of a supernova will be acceptable.

This ^^ with added boobs.

MattC59

seanoconn wrote:

MattC59 wrote:

Go for the shock and awe approach, nothing short of a supernova will be acceptable.

This ^^ with added boobs.

Good point, inappropriate tits will help, is that what Jim was inferring ?

GiantMike

seanoconn wrote:

MattC59 wrote:

Go for the shock and awe approach, nothing short of a supernova will be acceptable.

This ^^ with added boobs.

Surely more than boobs. What about a massive furry muff? Or some rusty flange? Or a wet beaver? A hairy box? A baggy wizard's sleeve? A close-up of some back doors? What about a saveloy being forced into a massive furry muff?

seanoconn

sungod wrote:

i have of late, but wherefore i know not, lost all my mirth and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, this earth, this bottom bracket, seems to me a sterile promontory

Macbeth if I'm not mistaken. Honours degree in Shakespeare 8)

MattC59

seanoconn

GiantMike wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

MattC59 wrote:

Go for the shock and awe approach, nothing short of a supernova will be acceptable.

This ^^ with added boobs.

Surely more than boobs. What about a massive furry muff? Or some rusty flange? Or a wet beaver? A hairy box? A baggy wizard's sleeve? A close-up of some back doors? What about a saveloy being forced into a massive furry muff?

This ^^^ with less fur.

arran77

GiantMike wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

MattC59 wrote:

Go for the shock and awe approach, nothing short of a supernova will be acceptable.

This ^^ with added boobs.

Surely more than boobs. What about a massive furry muff? Or some rusty flange? Or a wet beaver? A hairy box? A baggy wizard's sleeve? A close-up of some back doors? What about a saveloy being forced into a massive furry muff?

I started a thread about flange once, didn't get me banned

daviesee

sungod wrote:

i have of late, but wherefore i know not, lost all my mirth and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, this earth, this bottom bracket, seems to me a sterile promontory

quality of br road n00bs seems to be falling; and exotic, outrageous and gradiloquent postings a rarity; there are still no amazing decals; the cut and thrust of vicious, but honest, disagreement, is replaced with spiteful, petty, sniping or stultifying mountains of ponderous nonsense; physics lays broken and ignored, engineering replaced with folklore and superstition

i'm thinking it's time to go, but, in honour of the fallen, it seems only proper to go with a bang, something with spirit, bravado, a touch of derring-do; so, with that in mind, what are your top ten ways to get a lifetime ban?

I agree.
BB seems to have been infiltrated by people asking sensible questions.
This cannot, and will not, be tolerated!

joelsim

GiantMike wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

MattC59 wrote:

Go for the shock and awe approach, nothing short of a supernova will be acceptable.

This ^^ with added boobs.

Surely more than boobs. What about a massive furry muff? Or some rusty flange? Or a wet beaver? A hairy box? A baggy wizard's sleeve? A close-up of some back doors? What about a saveloy being forced into a massive furry muff?

Hairy Pie, a haddock pastie.

Mikey23

I think I got a bit banned ... But I'm not quite sure. might have been for a few minutes or so... Or not

AlexMac1973

sungod wrote:

ways to get a lifetime ban?

You could always post a picture of ballbag?

smidsy

MattC59 wrote:

Inappropriate tits will help

There are a few of those on here.

daviesee

smidsy wrote:

MattC59 wrote:

Inappropriate tits will help

There are a few of those on here.

Worked for me.

arran77

daviesee wrote:

smidsy wrote:

MattC59 wrote:

Inappropriate tits will help

There are a few of those on here.

Worked for me.

Nearly twice

daviesee

arran77 wrote:

daviesee wrote:

smidsy wrote:

MattC59 wrote:

Inappropriate tits will help

There are a few of those on here.

Worked for me.

Nearly twice

Glad I caught that as it wasnt big enough a bomb to go out on.

seanoconn

I did wonder if daviesee was asked to, or voluntarily removed the jublies?

daviesee

Totally voluntary.

If I decide to go, it will be more spectacular than that.

smidsy

daviesee wrote:

smidsy wrote:

MattC59 wrote:

Inappropriate tits will help

There are a few of those on here.

Worked for me.

I was not refering to breasts :P

seanoconn

smidsy wrote:

daviesee wrote:

smidsy wrote:

MattC59 wrote:

Inappropriate tits will help

There are a few of those on here.

Worked for me.

I was not refering to breasts :P

Oh you meant arran. Say no more

Mikey23

Something of apocalyptic proportions methinks... Perhaps destruction of the planet? Invasion by mutant zombies?

MattC59

What happened to Jim's post ??

daviesee

MattC59 wrote:

What happened to Jim's post ??

Uh oh!
Looks like Jim has gone bye-bye.

I can't find any sign of his existence. :shock:

Or, I could just be useless. :oops:

arran77

seanoconn wrote:

smidsy wrote:

daviesee wrote:

smidsy wrote:

MattC59 wrote:

Inappropriate tits will help

There are a few of those on here.

Worked for me.

I was not refering to breasts :P

Oh you meant arran. Say no more

Flippin heck have you been taking lessons at the Pina finishing school for BBers

ugo.santalucia

Insulting a moderator is something worth trying, if you are heading in that direction.
Don't bother with me, I am too soft... although I do keep a "to ban" list, I don't seem to find motivation to press the button...

ballysmate

ugo.santalucia wrote:

Insulting a moderator is something worth trying, if you are heading in that direction.
Don't bother with me, I am too soft... although I do keep a "to ban" list, I don't seem to find motivation to press the button...

Bit like Wolfie's list in Citizen Smith then?
Would make an interesting thread if you posted it along with the members alleged transgressions.

Mikey23

Phew!

sungod

so it's jubs, apocalyptic, or wagging a wabble of wowdy moderwators

for another place i once made the jubtastic...



...which, unfortunately, through the magic of the br forum software, requires you to scroll to see the toap

also, the apocalyptic...



...but i don't think either of these will do it

of course there was my grave of tubgirl* microsoft homage, but perhaps too obscure...



*do not google this unless you have access to mindbleach, really, i mean it, just don't do it, don't go there, today, or any other day, especially if you're a mod, don't say i didn't tell you


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