BB Panto...'Communters in the woods'

pinno
pinno Posts: 52,312
edited December 2013 in The bottom bracket
Line one, act one
"There is always someone here that is going to dissagree with you"
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  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Oh no there's not!
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    yes there is, he's behind you!
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • mrfpb
    mrfpb Posts: 4,569
    Three days on the CS7 and still no sign of Dick!
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    That's because Dick stopped at the red light.

    "Oh no he didn't !"
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    edited November 2013
    What would they be doing in the woods? There are no motorists to shout at and no red lights to jump: the helmet cam would be reduced to recording how much fun you were having on a bike. Hang on, they would be mountain bikers then... :wink:

    [Edited to add smiley in case some miserable Scots git gets the hump]
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    And why has Dick got such shapely legs?
    And an abundant chest?
    And why am I curiously aroused by "him"?

    Its wrong. Wrong I tell thee. No wonder the youth get mixed up.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    daviesee wrote:
    And why has Dick got such shapely legs?
    And an abundant chest?
    And why am I curiously aroused by "him"?

    Its wrong. Wrong I tell thee. No wonder the youth get mixed up.
    Well slap my thigh and call me laddie.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Frank the tank wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    And why has Dick got such shapely legs?
    And an abundant chest?
    And why am I curiously aroused by "him"?

    Its wrong. Wrong I tell thee. No wonder the youth get mixed up.
    Well slap my thigh and call me laddie.
    Only if you have your pussy.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    What would they be doing in the woods? There are no motorists to shout at and no red lights to jump: the helmet cam would be reduced to recording how much fun you were having on a bike. Hang on, they would be mountain bikers then...

    Misery guts.

    Back to the plot:

    "Ooh Bally, what small pointy shiny teeth you have!"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Back to the plot: "Ooh Bally, what small pointy shiny teeth you have!"

    Why thank you, said Bally, I find T-cut works a treat. Also, Muc off!
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    "Ooooh you nasty brute Alexa maccy, you can't tell Bally to Muc off"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Noooooooooo! Muc Off works a treat instead of mouth wash, makes every shinny & bright.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    What would they be doing in the woods? There are no motorists to shout at and no red lights to jump: the helmet cam would be reduced to recording how much fun you were having on a bike. Hang on, they would be mountain bikers then...

    Misery guts.

    Back to the plot:

    "Ooh Bally, what small pointy shiny teeth you have!"

    Yes my lover, I use Colgate to give me that ring of confidence.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Ballysmate wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    What would they be doing in the woods? There are no motorists to shout at and no red lights to jump: the helmet cam would be reduced to recording how much fun you were having on a bike. Hang on, they would be mountain bikers then...

    Misery guts.

    Back to the plot:

    "Ooh Bally, what small pointy shiny teeth you have!"

    Yes my lover, I use Colgate to give me that ring of confidence.

    It's good that you are confident about your ring.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Capt Slog wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    What would they be doing in the woods? There are no motorists to shout at and no red lights to jump: the helmet cam would be reduced to recording how much fun you were having on a bike. Hang on, they would be mountain bikers then...

    Misery guts.

    Back to the plot:

    "Ooh Bally, what small pointy shiny teeth you have!"

    Yes my lover, I use Colgate to give me that ring of confidence.

    It's good that you are confident about your ring.


    I am confident that it is a one way street. :wink:
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    "Whilst capt slog and Bally continue their romance...the search continues for the lost communters"

    "Ooooh, is that a dead fixie I see before me?"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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