Seen Any Funny EBAY Ads Recently?

Mark Elvin
Mark Elvin Posts: 997
edited November 2013 in Commuting chat
I'll start

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/251390602364? ... 1555.l2649
2012 Cannondale Synapse

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  • Squawk
    Squawk Posts: 132
    I'd pay a lot of money to be introduced to the people who are bidding on that.
  • tgotb
    tgotb Posts: 4,714
    It's just an entertaining way of soliciting donations; read down the ad to see where the money's going to...
    Pannier, 120rpm.
  • walkingbootweather
    walkingbootweather Posts: 2,443
    Not an email ad, so I guess I am shamelessly highjacking your thread (sorry), but I am reminded of the exchange that took place when a Aussie attempted to provide a picture of a spider in settlement of a bill
    Nobody told me we had a communication problem
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Isn't his website called b slash 7?

    Also check out "don't even reply"
  • UndercoverElephant
    UndercoverElephant Posts: 5,796
    I like this one:

    SHAMELESS PLUG!!!

    And it could definitely use a few more bids :cry:
    Sun - Rain - Snow
  • DrLex
    DrLex Posts: 2,142
    Misogynism aside, this old bike made me laugh.
    Location: ciderspace
  • thepeopleschamp
    thepeopleschamp Posts: 94
    The reviews of these gummy bears are certainly quite detailed!
    http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Cand ... roduct_top
    "As I type this review, I'm on the toilet, surrounded by my dearest family and friends and a priest. I'm not exactly sure whether this is an exorcism or if I'm getting my last rites read to me...What is occurring in my body right now may only be explained with the final 20 minutes of the movie Independence Day. The sweet gummy bears that I thought I had chewed and swallowed have now resurrected inside my bowels with a vengeance. The only thing that I can imagine they are doing is s***ting inside my digestive tract. Decomposed zombie gummy bear s***. This can't be all my s***. There's no way. That's not my s***. That's s*** from a supernatural entity living inside me. Literally nothing I've eaten in a dozen years could possibly turn my ass into a to-scale model of Mt. St. Helens, violently spewing what smells like a public bus filled with homeless people with fresh perms, in Mexico City at such a cyclic rate, that I'm worried the war veteran below me thinks he's storming Normandy again.
    Shame on everyone who handled these bears before they made it to me."

    And it's not just one, there's loads of them :shock:
  • chedabob
    chedabob Posts: 1,133
    coriordan wrote:
    Isn't his website called b slash 7?

    Also check out "don't even reply"

    http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,692
    Can't decide whether this is meant to be funny or not, given the price. Gotta be a joke, right?

    http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Vintage-NOS- ... 1026397958
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • redvee
    redvee Posts: 11,922
    TGOTB wrote:
    It's just an entertaining way of soliciting donations; read down the ad to see where the money's going to...


    Where does the OP work??????????????

    A female member of the team http://www.ebay.co.uk/usr/suzie-fabulous
    I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    ThePeoplesChamp wrote:
    The reviews of these gummy bears are certainly quite detailed!
    http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Cand ... roduct_top
    "As I type this review, I'm on the toilet, surrounded by my dearest family and friends and a priest. I'm not exactly sure whether this is an exorcism or if I'm getting my last rites read to me...What is occurring in my body right now may only be explained with the final 20 minutes of the movie Independence Day. The sweet gummy bears that I thought I had chewed and swallowed have now resurrected inside my bowels with a vengeance. The only thing that I can imagine they are doing is s***ting inside my digestive tract. Decomposed zombie gummy bear s***. This can't be all my s***. There's no way. That's not my s***. That's s*** from a supernatural entity living inside me. Literally nothing I've eaten in a dozen years could possibly turn my ass into a to-scale model of Mt. St. Helens, violently spewing what smells like a public bus filled with homeless people with fresh perms, in Mexico City at such a cyclic rate, that I'm worried the war veteran below me thinks he's storming Normandy again.
    Shame on everyone who handled these bears before they made it to me."

    And it's not just one, there's loads of them :shock:

    I've read a few of the reviews and was getting strange looks as I went from chuckling to myself to laughing out loud. I may have to buy some to give to 'friends'.
    FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
    FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
    FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees

    I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!
  • Allez Mark
    Allez Mark Posts: 364
    redvee wrote:
    TGOTB wrote:
    It's just an entertaining way of soliciting donations; read down the ad to see where the money's going to...


    Where does the OP work??????????????

    A female member of the team http://www.ebay.co.uk/usr/suzie-fabulous

    I was just about to post that one :D

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