Test your urinal etiquette

seanoconn
seanoconn Posts: 11,671
edited December 2013 in The bottom bracket
Take the test

http://www.urinalman.com/

I realise some of you sit down :wink:

A+ for me 8)
Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי

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  • Silly Old Hector
    Silly Old Hector Posts: 573
    seanoconn wrote:
    Take the test

    http://www.urinalman.com/

    I realise some of you sit down :wink:

    A+ for me 8)

    Same here :P
    All the gear, but no idea...
  • graham.
    graham. Posts: 862
    B- :?
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    I am awesome apparently. A+ :lol:
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Graham. wrote:
    B- :?
    I'm not standing next to you! :lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    A+ 8)
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • the playing mantis
    the playing mantis Posts: 2,129
    A.

    the last one 'wrong'

    but if iv had a few it could be anywhere
  • Cygnus
    Cygnus Posts: 1,879
    A+ :D
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Only A- for me :oops:

    Do they have one for sh1tter etiquette?
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  • upperoilcan
    upperoilcan Posts: 1,180
    A+ Right here. 8)
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  • the playing mantis
    the playing mantis Posts: 2,129
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Only A- for me :oops:

    Do they have one for sh1tter etiquette?

    i assume you fellows no what a hitler sh1t is?

    no googling, if its even on google...
  • chrisaonabike
    chrisaonabike Posts: 1,914
    B+, I quite fancied some of those guys...
    Is the gorilla tired yet?
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    I like to be different.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • not-another-hillǃ
    not-another-hillǃ Posts: 1,310
    A+ Awesome here

    although I'd probably go in the $hitter if there were that many blokes in there!! :shock:
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    A+

    didn't make the mistake on sitting down in the urinal this time
  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    A, I feel so inadequate next to you guys :(
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Pituophis wrote:
    A, I feel so inadequate next to you guys :(
    Nature favours some over others. Sorry.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Pituophis wrote:
    A, I feel so inadequate next to you guys :(
    Hey! No peeking.

    Oh ok, but just this once. :wink:
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  • ToeKnee
    ToeKnee Posts: 376
    seanoconn wrote:
    Graham. wrote:
    B- :?
    I'm not standing next to you! :lol:
    You can try but it appears he'll come and stand next to you.
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  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    seanoconn wrote:
    Pituophis wrote:
    A, I feel so inadequate next to you guys :(
    Hey! No peeking.

    Oh ok, but just this once. :wink:

    I genuinely work with a guy known, unofficially, as "Scarey Martin" for his "urinal peeking"!
    He is married with kids, but who knows what he gets up to in his free time? :shock:
    (No, its not me either, by the way :D )
  • mpatts
    mpatts Posts: 1,010
    Whenever there are more than 2 guys, I get all confused and go in the sink.
    Insert bike here:
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    If its a busy toilet, people either side of me and a que. I have trouble going. Too much pressure.
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  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    You lot must all be a bit small. Anyone with anything to exhibit will squeeze themselves in where there's the biggest audience

    A- for me
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    If its a busy toilet, people either side of me and a que. I have trouble going. Too much pressure.

    Don't worry Sean I found just the forum for you :lol:

    http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=2206530

    :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • the playing mantis
    the playing mantis Posts: 2,129
    Pituophis wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Pituophis wrote:
    A, I feel so inadequate next to you guys :(
    Hey! No peeking.

    Oh ok, but just this once. :wink:

    I genuinely work with a guy known, unofficially, as "Scarey Martin" for his "urinal peeking"!
    He is married with kids, but who knows what he gets up to in his free time? :shock:
    (No, its not me either, by the way :D )

    So was Barrymore, and we all know how that ended up. Just don'taccept an invitation to a late night pool party round his.
  • graham.
    graham. Posts: 862
    Forgive me for posting this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1jfAK_S2-c

    And don't ask what I was looking for.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    A+
    Bump
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    A-. I'm weelly happy with that.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    johnfinch wrote:
    A-. I'm weelly happy with that.

    Don't take the pi$$.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • rolf_f
    rolf_f Posts: 16,015
    B- The test fails to take into account that other people may enter after you. 5 and 6 are both incorrectly scored. Call this serious science?! :lol:
    Faster than a tent.......

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