I was wondering...
team47b
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...If you had a dog and I cloned your dog I would then have a dog same as yours, if after I had looked at my dog for less than two hours I shot my dog because I remembered that I hate dogs, the devious saliva filled loyalty feigning sh!t bags that they are, what was the dog's name?
*No animals real or imaginary were harmed during the making of this analogy.
*No animals real or imaginary were harmed during the making of this analogy.
my isetta is a 300cc bike
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Have you had too much sun today?"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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How would I get that on the collar?my isetta is a 300cc bike0
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Killing the dog, so no evidence exists of what you did to it?0
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team47b wrote:How would I get that on the collar?
You didn't say what make of dog it is, it might be a big dog
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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At least no one will steal it then my isetta is a 300cc bike0
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no, but what if they stole yours?"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Brilliant question. But I'm up to the task 8)team47b wrote:...If you had a dog and I cloned your dog I would then have a dog same as yours, if after I had looked at my dog for less than two hours I shot my dog because I remembered that I hate dogs, the devious saliva filled loyalty feigning sh!t bags that they are, what was the dog's name?
*No animals real or imaginary were harmed during the making of this analogy.
I don't have a dog currently but assuming I did, you cloned my dog and now you have a dog the same as me. The dog would be called Bob.
But. If you looked at my dog for over two hours, infecting the mutt with your fiendish vegetarian ways. It would become a product of your environment and not at all Bob like. Thereafter the dog would be known as Ringo.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
stealing dead dogs is wrong, I would have to shoot *them too!
* lots of people get killed in my analogies, so what, too many analogous people on the imaginary planet, anyway I'd have to retire if there were no people left to shootmy isetta is a 300cc bike0 -
That's the Pope's dogs, John, Paul, Bob and Ringo.my isetta is a 300cc bike0
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Well, Dolly has already been taken.
Once dead, you could use Bodie.None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.0 -
team47b wrote:...If you had a dog and I cloned your dog I would then have a dog same as yours, if after I had looked at my dog for less than two hours I shot my dog because I remembered that I hate dogs, the devious saliva filled loyalty feigning sh!t bags that they are, what was the dog's name?
*No animals real or imaginary were harmed during the making of this analogy.
You wouldn't have the same dog as me though.
It may look like my dog, walk like my dog and bark the same way but it's not my dog. It's a bit like rangers and their new tribute act that took their place up in Glasgow. They wear the same kit, and play in the same stadium but they're not the same team.
Or another example would be Bjorn Again, and on that point i reckon that would be a perfect name for your imaginary dog.
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team47b wrote:That's the Pope's dogs, John, Paul, Bob and Ringo.
Well lets hope someone shoots the right dog this time. And the right mutt to shoot is Ringo.
Please don't shoot John. :shock:“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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LiamW wrote:team47b wrote:...If you had a dog and I cloned your dog I would then have a dog same as yours, if after I had looked at my dog for less than two hours I shot my dog because I remembered that I hate dogs, the devious saliva filled loyalty feigning sh!t bags that they are, what was the dog's name?
*No animals real or imaginary were harmed during the making of this analogy.
You wouldn't have the same dog as me though.
It may look like my dog, walk like my dog and bark the same way but it's not my dog.
If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck then it probably was my dog my isetta is a 300cc bike0 -
team47b wrote:...If you had a dog and I cloned your dog I would then have a dog same as yours, if after I had looked at my dog for less than two hours I shot my dog because I remembered that I hate dogs, the devious saliva filled loyalty feigning sh!t bags that they are, what was the dog's name?
You have dog that you've named, "what"?
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sorry for not replying before, I was out walking What the duck. WTD my isetta is a 300cc bike0
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If you cloned your dog then killed your dog and then killed the clone; would it still run in front of your wheel on a cycle path?0
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Bodie's Dolly was too unreliable so was replaced by a Capri. So the dog should be named Capri.daviesee wrote:Well, Dolly has already been taken.
Once dead, you could use Bodie.0 -
Is there a point to this OP? :roll:0
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Veronese68 wrote:
Bodie's Dolly was too unreliable so was replaced by a Capri. So the dog should be named Capri.daviesee wrote:Well, Dolly has already been taken.
Once dead, you could use Bodie.
Wouldn't that make dog a goat?
That would confuse What the duck my isetta is a 300cc bike0 -
She was the dogs mother.
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so you're saying that copyright remains with the dog's mother and not the owner of the original dog or the dog itself?my isetta is a 300cc bike0
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HOW High is a china man :?: 0
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think u got the wong name0
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No his name is def How High
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close enough my isetta is a 300cc bike0
