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team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
edited November 2013 in The bottom bracket
...If you had a dog and I cloned your dog I would then have a dog same as yours, if after I had looked at my dog for less than two hours I shot my dog because I remembered that I hate dogs, the devious saliva filled loyalty feigning sh!t bags that they are, what was the dog's name?

*No animals real or imaginary were harmed during the making of this analogy.
my isetta is a 300cc bike

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  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Have you had too much sun today?
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    How would I get that on the collar?
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,452
    Killing the dog, so no evidence exists of what you did to it?
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    team47b wrote:
    How would I get that on the collar?

    You didn't say what make of dog it is, it might be a big dog :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    team47b wrote:
    ...If you had a dog and I cloned your dog

    He's that big, Arran :roll:
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    team47b wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    ...If you had a dog and I cloned your dog

    He's that big, Arran :roll:

    I don't have a dog :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    At least no one will steal it then :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    no, but what if they stole yours?
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 5,815
    team47b wrote:
    ...If you had a dog and I cloned your dog I would then have a dog same as yours, if after I had looked at my dog for less than two hours I shot my dog because I remembered that I hate dogs, the devious saliva filled loyalty feigning sh!t bags that they are, what was the dog's name?

    *No animals real or imaginary were harmed during the making of this analogy.
    Brilliant question. But I'm up to the task 8)

    I don't have a dog currently but assuming I did, you cloned my dog and now you have a dog the same as me. The dog would be called Bob.

    But. If you looked at my dog for over two hours, infecting the mutt with your fiendish vegetarian ways. It would become a product of your environment and not at all Bob like. Thereafter the dog would be known as Ringo.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    stealing dead dogs is wrong, I would have to shoot *them too!

    * lots of people get killed in my analogies, so what, too many analogous people on the imaginary planet, anyway I'd have to retire if there were no people left to shoot
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    That's the Pope's dogs, John, Paul, Bob and Ringo.
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • davieseedaviesee Posts: 6,473
    Well, Dolly has already been taken.

    Once dead, you could use Bodie.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • LiamWLiamW Posts: 358
    team47b wrote:
    ...If you had a dog and I cloned your dog I would then have a dog same as yours, if after I had looked at my dog for less than two hours I shot my dog because I remembered that I hate dogs, the devious saliva filled loyalty feigning sh!t bags that they are, what was the dog's name?

    *No animals real or imaginary were harmed during the making of this analogy.


    You wouldn't have the same dog as me though.

    It may look like my dog, walk like my dog and bark the same way but it's not my dog. It's a bit like rangers and their new tribute act that took their place up in Glasgow. They wear the same kit, and play in the same stadium but they're not the same team. :wink:

    Or another example would be Bjorn Again, and on that point i reckon that would be a perfect name for your imaginary dog.

    Or Sevco.... :D
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 3,984
    team47b wrote:
    That's the Pope's dogs, John, Paul, Bob and Ringo.

    Well lets hope someone shoots the right dog this time. And the right mutt to shoot is Ringo.

    Please don't shoot John. :shock:
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    LiamW wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    ...If you had a dog and I cloned your dog I would then have a dog same as yours, if after I had looked at my dog for less than two hours I shot my dog because I remembered that I hate dogs, the devious saliva filled loyalty feigning sh!t bags that they are, what was the dog's name?

    *No animals real or imaginary were harmed during the making of this analogy.


    You wouldn't have the same dog as me though.

    It may look like my dog, walk like my dog and bark the same way but it's not my dog.

    If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck then it probably was my dog :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • capt_slogcapt_slog Posts: 3,394
    team47b wrote:
    ...If you had a dog and I cloned your dog I would then have a dog same as yours, if after I had looked at my dog for less than two hours I shot my dog because I remembered that I hate dogs, the devious saliva filled loyalty feigning sh!t bags that they are, what was the dog's name?

    You have dog that you've named, "what"?


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    sorry for not replying before, I was out walking What the duck. WTD :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • If you cloned your dog then killed your dog and then killed the clone; would it still run in front of your wheel on a cycle path?
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 22,943 Lives Here
    daviesee wrote:
    Well, Dolly has already been taken.

    Once dead, you could use Bodie.
    Bodie's Dolly was too unreliable so was replaced by a Capri. So the dog should be named Capri.
  • CygnusCygnus Posts: 1,879
    Is there a point to this OP? :roll:
  • davieseedaviesee Posts: 6,473
    Cygnus wrote:
    Is there a point to this OP? :roll:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    veronese68 wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    Well, Dolly has already been taken.

    Once dead, you could use Bodie.
    Bodie's Dolly was too unreliable so was replaced by a Capri. So the dog should be named Capri.

    Wouldn't that make dog a goat?

    That would confuse What the duck :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 5,815
    Cygnus wrote:
    Is there a point to this OP? :roll:
    He's got your number T47b :lol:

    We demand an answer!
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    Cygnus wrote:
    Is there a point to this OP? :roll:

    It's copyright innit :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • She was the dogs mother.

    I win
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    so you're saying that copyright remains with the dog's mother and not the owner of the original dog or the dog itself?
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • dave02dave02 Posts: 325
    HOW High is a china man :?: :lol:
  • think u got the wong name
  • dave02dave02 Posts: 325
    No his name is def How High :o
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    close enough :wink:
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
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