How to Celebrate Christmas

daviesee
daviesee Posts: 6,386
edited December 2013 in Commuting chat
Why not simply go to the church.

It is a religious festival after all.
None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.

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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    daviesee wrote:
    Why not simply go to the church.

    It is a religious festival after all.

    Or you could light a big fire to celebrate the solstice and to give life to a returning sun. If feeling really festive, burn a Yule log to honour the gods.
  • tgotb
    tgotb Posts: 4,714
    cocosoup wrote:
    They will prepare a big meal with spam.
    FTFY
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  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Ballysmate wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    Why not simply go to the church.

    It is a religious festival after all.

    Or you could light a big fire to celebrate the solstice and to give life to a returning sun. If feeling really festive, burn a Yule log to honour the gods.
    That is other options.
    Wouldnt be called Christmas though.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    What's the 'must have' toy this year cocosoup :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    arran77 wrote:
    What's the 'must have' toy this year cocosoup :lol:

    Bag of nuts and an orange in our house. Bah humbug!
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Ballysmate wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    What's the 'must have' toy this year cocosoup :lol:

    Bag of nuts and an orange in our house. Bah humbug!
    What kind of nuts?

    I like the Coco De Mer.


    seychelles-love-nut.jpg
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    daviesee wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    What's the 'must have' toy this year cocosoup :lol:

    Bag of nuts and an orange in our house. Bah humbug!
    What kind of nuts?

    I like the Coco De Mer.


    seychelles-love-nut.jpg

    You'd have a job cracking that :shock:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    I have the tool for the job.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    That thing needs some of the cream that Sean's Mum and Sister use on their norks :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Yowza!

    This is a new one.

    The OP has done a runner, leaving me in charge of his thread.

    So. To get back OT, how should Christmas be celebrated?
    Not Winterval. Not a Pagan Festival. But Christmas.

    Or should we just concentrate on nuts?
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,529
    Very odd. All trace of cocosoup's existence has been removed. :?
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  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    rjsterry wrote:
    Very odd. All trace of cocosoup's existence has been removed. :?
    Hmmmm.
    Did he give up that easy and ran away completely, or did he do something so bad that he was eradicated from the site?
    Intriguing.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • tgotb
    tgotb Posts: 4,714
    I assume that the post was deleted by a mod.

    Back on topic, maybe I could celebrate Christmas by getting a new kitchen fitted; if only I knew of someone in my area who was selling them...
    Pannier, 120rpm.
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,529
    Aha. A quick google, and I've spotted another cocosoup trying to flog toys on another Future site. I'm guessing he/she is a known spammer, and has therefore been expunged from history by the Future overlords.
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    Part of the anti-growth coalition
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    TGOTB wrote:
    I assume that the post was deleted by a mod.

    Back on topic, maybe I could celebrate Christmas by getting a new kitchen fitted; if only I knew of someone in my area who was selling them...
    :P :lol: :P :lol: :P
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Cyclists on here do not appear to be full of the festive spirit do they?
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    4 WEEKS TODAY!

    I finish work 3 weeks tomorrow. Tis all good and cheery around here. :P
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Cyclists on here do not appear to be full of the festive spirit do they?

    Bah feckin humbug, it's not even December yet :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    daviesee wrote:
    I finish work 3 weeks tomorrow.

    Just realised I do as well :D

    Thanks Daviesee :D
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Tis the season to be merry, fa la la la la, la la la la
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Have you cracked open the sherry already Mikey, no getting rowdy please :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Sherry? Methodists don't do that ...
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Have you cracked open the crystal Meth(odist) already Mikey, no getting rowdy please :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Ssssshhh...
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Ssssshhh...

    Carbonated then....
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