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joelsim
joelsim Posts: 7,552
edited November 2013 in The bottom bracket
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Bet he was a bit of a ladies man by Scottish standards
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    If that isn't a health warning for a diet of irn Bru, Chips and deep fried battered mars bars, then I don't know exactly what is.
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  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Not changed much then. :shock:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    That is not a good pic
  • ben@31
    ben@31 Posts: 2,327
    It's okay, if he stands in the middle of a bar and shouts " I'm a professional football player" the shallow gold digger women would be all over him.

    Just look at Peter Crouch.
    "The Prince of Wales is now the King of France" - Calton Kirby
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Joelsim wrote:
    moyes-panini-e1382779047131.jpg

    Hmm, looks like he didn't survive the zombie apocalypse.
  • meursault
    meursault Posts: 1,433
    That is one scary halloween mask.
    Superstition sets the whole world in flames; philosophy quenches them.

    Voltaire
  • joelsim
    joelsim Posts: 7,552
    ben@31 wrote:
    It's okay, if he stands in the middle of a bar and shouts " I'm a professional football player" the shallow gold digger women would be all over him.

    Just look at Peter Crouch.

    Funnily enough when Crouch(y) was asked what he would have been if he hadn't been a footballer...

    A virgin.

    Chapeau.
  • verylonglegs
    verylonglegs Posts: 4,023
    Joelsim wrote:
    ben@31 wrote:
    It's okay, if he stands in the middle of a bar and shouts " I'm a professional football player" the shallow gold digger women would be all over him.

    Just look at Peter Crouch.

    Funnily enough when Crouch(y) was asked what he would have been if he hadn't been a footballer...

    A virgin.

    Chapeau.

    Even in jest though isn't that saying to the world that you think your girlfiend is a gold-digging whore?
  • joelsim
    joelsim Posts: 7,552
    She has her own money in this instance. And a body to die for.
  • goonz
    goonz Posts: 3,106
    Wow, no wonder he always seems angry. I would be too if I looked like that!
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  • lakesluddite
    lakesluddite Posts: 1,337
    Jesus, looks like he should be strumming a banjo in deepest Alabama.
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    ... With his teeth
  • John Clark1
    John Clark1 Posts: 268
    Joelsim wrote:
    She has her own money in this instance. And a body to die for.


    She ain't no TDV though. Pretty enough lass if you can get past the gold digger bit .......
  • John Clark1
    John Clark1 Posts: 268
    Looking at that again, has he actually only got 2 teeth?
  • Blacktemplar
    Blacktemplar Posts: 713
    http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/the-old-skool-picture-of-david-moyes-at-dunfermline-doing-the-rounds-is-a-photoshop/

    FTFY. After all, we wouldn't want to encourage negative Scottish stereotypes, would we....? :wink:
    Frankly there are enough real "horrors" as it is.
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  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    John Clark1 wrote:
    Looking at that again, has he actually only got 2 teeth?
    As a defender in Scottish football back in the day, every chance.
    But they wouldnt have been his front ones. :wink:

    That said, its a pity its fake. :lol:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    Joelsim wrote:
    She has her own money in this instance. And a body to die for.

    She has now maybe but I doubt she'd have had much as just another lads mag glamour model before she met him. Bit scrawny for my liking too.
  • laurentian
    laurentian Posts: 2,548
    daviesee wrote:
    John Clark1 wrote:
    Looking at that again, has he actually only got 2 teeth?
    As a defender in Scottish football back in the day, every chance.
    But they wouldnt have been his front ones. :wink:

    That said, its a pity its fake. :lol:

    errm . . . the original has hardly been tampered with much though!
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  • John Clark1
    John Clark1 Posts: 268
    Pross wrote:
    Joelsim wrote:
    She has her own money in this instance. And a body to die for.

    She has now maybe but I doubt she'd have had much as just another lads mag glamour model before she met him. Bit scrawny for my liking too.


    Yup - pretty enough lass but not a classic. May one mention the word "cheap"?
  • joelsim
    joelsim Posts: 7,552
    Pross wrote:
    Joelsim wrote:
    She has her own money in this instance. And a body to die for.

    She has now maybe but I doubt she'd have had much as just another lads mag glamour model before she met him. Bit scrawny for my liking too.

    Yeah I know. Horrible. Just horrible.

    http://therionorteline.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/ac2.jpg

    http://www.deardamndiary.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Abbey-Clancy-wallpaper-4.jpg
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Punching above his weight with that one!
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Joelsim wrote:
    Pross wrote:
    Joelsim wrote:
    She has her own money in this instance. And a body to die for.

    She has now maybe but I doubt she'd have had much as just another lads mag glamour model before she met him. Bit scrawny for my liking too.

    Yeah I know. Horrible. Just horrible.

    http://therionorteline.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/ac2.jpg

    http://www.deardamndiary.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Abbey-Clancy-wallpaper-4.jpg
    I wonder if she'd let me have some whipped cream fun with her, in exchange for Strictly come dancing votes. I'll ring her agent and find out. :D
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Talk about punching above your weight, do you remember John Major's son marrying Emma Noble?

    emma%20noble3h.jpg

    emma_noble_013.jpg
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Talk about punching above your weight, do you remember John Major's son marrying Emma Noble?

    emma%20noble3h.jpg

    emma_noble_013.jpg
    Above my weight! Have you seen me lately? Awesome 8)

    Oh, you mean Crouch :oops:
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  • John Clark1
    John Clark1 Posts: 268
    Yup - I could look like that if I had nothing to do but live off my other half's £100,000 a week wages and go to the gym/dietician/airbrush man every 5 minutes.

    Bet she's a right good conversationalist/intello though. Someone your mates (if they weren't footballerists) would really love to have to hang out with once they had got over perving at her norks. Or maybe not as she seems really, well, dull.

    Nah - TDV for me any day:
    http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=h ... CDAQ9QEwAQ

    Or even better, the real thing:
    http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=h ... CDkQ9QEwBQ

    Clancy's just a bit dull and vacuous - looks like the rest of them.
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Methinks you would more than go to the gym/photoshop to look like that.
    Plastic norks for starters......
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Pross wrote:
    Joelsim wrote:
    She has her own money in this instance. And a body to die for.

    She has now maybe but I doubt she'd have had much as just another lads mag glamour model before she met him. Bit scrawny for my liking too.
    There are some right picky bar stewards on here :) . She would definitlely get it.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pross wrote:
    Joelsim wrote:
    She has her own money in this instance. And a body to die for.

    She has now maybe but I doubt she'd have had much as just another lads mag glamour model before she met him. Bit scrawny for my liking too.
    There are some right picky bar stewards on here :) . She would definitlely get it.
    Standard response to comments like these -
    I bet everyone has done worse. Much worse. :oops:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • John Clark1
    John Clark1 Posts: 268
    Oh yes - much, much worse but hey, its theoretical shagging we're talking here: if I had the choice of anyone in the world I don't think that Mrs Clancy would make it into the top 500.

    She's just a bit like the rest of the WAGS - a bit samey vacuous bland: the Audi of the bird world. Nothing really t make her stand out from the rest and go blimey, that's different.

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