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If you laugh at this you're a bad person

Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 49,379
edited October 2013 in The bottom bracket
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Go on, be honest...

I'm bad :lol:
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
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  • Had a chuckle, but as I am already on the way to Hell, what the fcuk.
    “Faster, Faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.” Hunter S Thompson
  • JackPozziJackPozzi Posts: 1,191
    I laid the trail of Werther's originals that led her down the hole. Does that make me even worse?
  • upperoilcanupperoilcan Posts: 1,180
    My bad. :D
    Cervelo S5 Ultegra Di2.
  • napoleondnapoleond Posts: 5,990
    She was looking at my lovely backside and didn't see where she was going.

    Ding!
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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 49,379
    NapoleonD wrote:
    She was looking at my lovely backside and didn't see where she was going.

    Ding!
    GILF 'n' DILF? Sounds like a comedy duo.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Daft old bat :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stuff on the internet should be date stamped. I can't remember how many years ago I first saw that.
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    Is that Mikey? :D

    I'm bad.
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • davieseedaviesee Posts: 6,386
    team47b wrote:
    Is that Mikey? :D

    I'm bad.
    Has he had an accident?
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • crumbschiefcrumbschief Posts: 3,399
    NapoleonD wrote:
    She was looking at my lovely backside and didn't see where she was going.

    Ding!

    I'd recommend shutting the toilet window in that case.
  • daviesee wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    Is that Mikey? :D

    I'm bad.
    Has he had an accident?

    He was knocked over by a mobility scooter? Sheesh
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • CygnusCygnus Posts: 1,879
    Bloody learner drivers :lol:
  • Does a snigger count? If so I'm bad as well :D
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 20,618
    Yep, I'm bad
  • Mikey23Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    She just came at me out of nowhere and at incredible speed... I had no chance
  • Mikey23Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    And is that sky pro kit for 2014 she's wearing?
  • MattC59MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Hahahahahahahahana a ha ahahahhaha ha aha ahahahahahhhhahaahaaahahaha ahahahhaha ahaaha !
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    that's just the kind of sick comment we would expect from you, Matt, you come on here just to be mean to differently abled people, I had a friend who spent time in a ditch and was completely dead before they got out and went home in their porche 911, they were in there for 12 hours and 56 minutes according to my watch which is better than yours and is not a chinese copy I bought it in New york last time I was there, so stop it at once, or I will go on and on about some irrelevant stuff that you have definately not done.
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • MattC59MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    team47b wrote:
    that's just the kind of sick comment we would expect from you, Matt, you come on here just to be mean to differently abled people, I had a friend who spent time in a ditch and was completely dead before they got out and went home in their porche 911, they were in there for 12 hours and 56 minutes according to my watch which is better than yours and is not a chinese copy I bought it in New york last time I was there, so stop it at once, or I will go on and on about some irrelevant stuff that you have definitely not done.

    I consider myself told.
    :oops:
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    yeah right :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • defo Bad !! and my missus...
  • MattC59MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    team47b wrote:
    yeah right :D

    F*ck off then :wink:
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • Mikey23Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    It wouldn't have happened if she had been on gatorskins...
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    MattC59 wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    yeah right :D

    F*ck off then :wink:

    I did :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • capt_slogcapt_slog Posts: 3,709
    Mikey23 wrote:
    It wouldn't have happened if she had been on gatorskins...

    It wasn't the tyres, it wouldn't have happened if she hadn't tried to 'bunny hop' the barrier.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Capt Slog wrote:
    Mikey23 wrote:
    It wouldn't have happened if she had been on gatorskins...

    It wasn't the tyres, it wouldn't have happened if she hadn't tried to 'bunny hop' the barrier.

    That's the real problem :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • snoopsmydoggsnoopsmydogg Posts: 1,110
    where's the decals?
  • finchyfinchy Posts: 6,686
    Type in "mobility scooter lift shaft" on youtube. Then you'll find out if you're a truly evil person.
  • Mikey23Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    I really shouldn't have typed that in... Gravity, whee!
  • finchyfinchy Posts: 6,686
    Mikey23 wrote:
    I really shouldn't have typed that in... Gravity, whee!

    I thought it would have been the bottom floor and a very short fall when I first saw it. Then I read the user comments....
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