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Would you kick Fiona Fullerton

Frank the tankFrank the tank Posts: 6,553
edited October 2013 in The bottom bracket
Out of bed?

I wouldn't, not even she'd abused me to within an inch of me life.

She is a "class" woman, and as such she wouldn't be interested in me anyway. :cry:

But we can all dream. :D
Tail end Charlie

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  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    When she was younger maybe, like when she was Alice.....

    http://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-photo/actress-fiona-fullerton-as-alice-in-the-film-alice-in-news-photo/3162974

    Not so sure now, must be getting on a bit, think I'll leave her to Mikey and T47 :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

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  • Frank the tankFrank the tank Posts: 6,553
    It's an age thing, being 52 myself I would be flattered by her attentions. :wink:
    Tail end Charlie

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  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Frank the tank wrote:
    It's an age thing, being 52 myself I would be flattered by her attentions. :wink:

    She was hot when she was younger for sure :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,903
    Frank, I am also 52 and I would do her like a shot. Probably would be that quick as well.
  • verylonglegsverylonglegs Posts: 3,882
    But didn't she leave acting for a career as a propery investor? Surely this goes against all your principles Frank, Have you sold out for a shag?
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 10,769
    Yes I would kick her out of bed. Alcohol assisted? Who knows, the line is blurred.
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  • markyonemarkyone Posts: 1,112
    She is alright :roll:
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  • letap73letap73 Posts: 1,608
    Frank or Ballysmate you could be Christie Brinkley's toy boy!

    Christie-Brinkley.jpg

    She is apparently 59.
  • joelsimjoelsim Posts: 7,552
    She'd do in an emergency for sure.
  • Cheshire CatCheshire Cat Posts: 309
    As she could do more for me, than I could do for her...nope.
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  • Frank the tankFrank the tank Posts: 6,553
    letap73 wrote:
    Frank or Ballysmate you could be Christie Brinkley's toy boy!

    Christie-Brinkley.jpg

    She is apparently 59.
    I'm already a "toy boy" and have been for about 30years. :D
    Tail end Charlie

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  • Frank the tankFrank the tank Posts: 6,553
    verylonglegs wrote:
    But didn't she leave acting for a career as a propery investor? Surely this goes against all your principles Frank, Have you sold out for a shag?
    It would be nice to fcuk the tories for once. :wink:
    Tail end Charlie

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  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    letap73 wrote:
    Frank or Ballysmate you could be Christie Brinkley's toy boy!

    Christie-Brinkley.jpg

    She is apparently 59.

    Now that I would :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • meagainmeagain Posts: 2,331
    I can entirely honestly say "who she?" But on assumption that between 20 and 60 and less then size 16 then no of course not.
    d.j.
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  • ProssPross Posts: 38,838
    meagain wrote:
    I can entirely honestly say "who she?" But on assumption that between 20 and 60 and less then size 16 then no of course not.

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  • davieseedaviesee Posts: 6,386
    meagain wrote:
    I can entirely honestly say "who she?" But on assumption that between 20 and 60 and less then size 16 then no of course not.
    Marilyn Monroe was a size 16.
    Just saying...
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • meagainmeagain Posts: 2,331
    "Marilyn Monroe was a size 16."

    "...was....", but not in today's sizings, surely! And in any case there is always the exception....
    d.j.
    "Cancel my subscription to the resurrection."
  • Mikey23Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Pure class... You guys just wouldn't understand...
  • CiBCiB Posts: 6,098
    Would I kick her out of bed? My understanding m'lud is that the correct response is "yes, but only to do her on the floor as well".
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