cone head

team47b

My cat went to the vet today because she took her own stitches out a bit early :shock:

They stapled her back together, it looked like a normal office stapler.

She now wears the cone of shame. :oops:

arran77

So what you're saying is that you could have saved yourself a bit of money by stapling her up yourself and sticking a lamp shade on her head

ballysmate

Must be so frustrating for a cat or dog to be prevented from licking his bollox if they have to wear the lamp shade.

seanoconn

Ballysmate wrote:

Must be so frustrating for a cat or dog to be prevented from licking his bollox if they have to wear the lamp shade.

This is where T47b comes in

ballysmate

Once saw a porn film where Ron Jeremy was sucking his own c0ck. :shock:
If you were able to do this, would it make you gay?
Strangely no-one suggested this in the quite recent superpower thread. :?

crumbschief

Ballysmate wrote:

Once saw a porn film where Ron Jeremy was sucking his own c0ck. :shock:
If you were able to do this, would it make you gay?
Strangely no-one suggested this in the quite recent superpower thread. :?

lol only if someone was watching,it's that one vertebrae.

team47b

arran77 wrote:

So what you're saying is that you could have saved yourself a bit of money by stapling her up yourself and sticking a lamp shade on her head

We held the cat whilst the vet stapled her up, bandaged her, gave us a course of antibiotic pills for her and fitted a plastic cone of shame, total bill 7.5 euros :shock:

Should have bought two more cones for the other two kittens, just for the comedy effect, and had all three staggering around bumping into everything

arran77

seanoconn wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

Must be so frustrating for a cat or dog to be prevented from licking his bollox if they have to wear the lamp shade.

This is where T47b comes in

What, T47b comes in the lamp shade that his cat is wearing :shock:

seanoconn

Ballysmate wrote:

Once saw a porn film where Ron Jeremy was sucking his own c0ck. :shock:
If you were able to do this, would it make you gay?

No but the person watching would be gay.

ballysmate

seanoconn wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

Once saw a porn film where Ron Jeremy was sucking his own c0ck. :shock:
If you were able to do this, would it make you gay?

No but the person watching would be gay.

I must confess it came as a bit of a shock, not what I expected at all. :shock:
Can't believe the career that Ron Jeremy has had. Just a little fat bloke who is moderately endowed at best. WTF?

seanoconn

Ballysmate wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

Once saw a porn film where Ron Jeremy was sucking his own c0ck. :shock:
If you were able to do this, would it make you gay?

No but the person watching would be gay.

I must confess it came as a bit of a shock, not what I expected at all. :shock:
Can't believe the career that Ron Jeremy has had. Just a little fat bloke who is moderately endowed at best. WTF?

Could say the same about Rocco Siffredi, moderate at best.

ballysmate

seanoconn wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

Once saw a porn film where Ron Jeremy was sucking his own c0ck. :shock:
If you were able to do this, would it make you gay?

No but the person watching would be gay.

I must confess it came as a bit of a shock, not what I expected at all. :shock:
Can't believe the career that Ron Jeremy has had. Just a little fat bloke who is moderately endowed at best. WTF?

Could say the same about Ricco Siffredi, moderate at best.

I think I was badly let down by the careers teachers at school.

Stevo_666

arran77 wrote:

and sticking a lamp shade on her head

You can't do that, it might be seen as wacist.

arran77

Why wou waugh at me

team47b

Ballysmate wrote:

If you were able to do this, would it make you gay?

If a woman does DIY (meaning putting up shelves not doing IT herself :roll: ) does it make her a lesbian?

Is there really a connection (liguistic not physical :roll: ) between gender and sexuality?

Is shelf fitting considered foreplay?

DDDDiscuss...

capt_slog

Ballysmate wrote:

I think I was badly let down by the careers teachers at school.

So was I. Mine was a very posh lady , and when I told her I wanted to be a chef she said I would have to go to "Catering college", (in her Knightsbridge accent).

I thought I'm f*cked if I'm moving to Northamptonshire, so that was that.

Doctor House

team47b wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

If you were able to do this, would it make you gay?

If a woman does DIY (meaning putting up shelves not doing IT herself :roll: ) does it make her a lesbian?

Is there really a connection (liguistic not physical :roll: ) between gender and sexuality?

Is shelf fitting considered foreplay?

DDDDiscuss...

If she/they are attractive then she/they are bi.
If she/they are munters then she/they are lesbians.

arran77

Doctor House wrote:

team47b wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

If you were able to do this, would it make you gay?

If a woman does DIY (meaning putting up shelves not doing IT herself :roll: ) does it make her a lesbian?

Is there really a connection (liguistic not physical :roll: ) between gender and sexuality?

Is shelf fitting considered foreplay?

DDDDiscuss...

If she/they are attractive then she/they are bi and I'll watch / join in.
If she/they are munters then she/they are lesbians and I'll leave them to it the filthy rug munchers .

FTFY

team47b

Back to the cat...

Had to take her back to the vet, she removed two of the staples from her operation, I knew I should not have left the stationery cupboard door open, I think she found the office staple extractor device :shock:

So general anaesthetic cut her open remove a bit more tissue then conventional stitches, dressing and back on with the cone of shame.

25 Euros today, bargain.

She is currently laying on my lap spaced out from the anaesthetic wearing an elastic knee bandage (the vet cut two leg holes in it) like a boob tube hopefully this will keep her from trying to do it again.

I knew you would like to be kept up to date

the playing mantis

the family cocker had to have this after it got spaid. it didnt fuss when cone went on, she too dumb to know whats happening. but once on she just stood there with it on for about 15 minutes solid. literally just stood in the same position, as if she were saying wtf have u done to me!

eventually she twigged that if it ran up to you with it on it hurt like hell when it hit your legs so she kept doing it for revenge

pinno

Long time ago in a rural district, far far away... we had a cat called Tiddles. Very clever cat Tiddles. He used his paw for everything. I watched him take the foil off a bottle of milk once and lick the cream. When his tongue could no longer reach the cream as it went down, he used his paw, when he couldn't be bothered with the slowness of the paw technique, he pushed the bottle over.
Anyway, Tiddles thought he was BIG (he wasn't). He thought he was so big he could stalk the bullocks in the next field. To cut a long story short, he had to be whipped up to the Royal College of Veterinary Medicine to put pins an stitches back in a leg that was severely broken by a hoofed kick. He woke up early from the anaesthetic, pulled out all his sitches and they had to amputate the leg.

One night, lying in bed at 2am, I thought we had a burglar. I sneaked downstairs, grabbed the poker and proceeded slowly to where the noise was emulating from. In the cupboard was tiddles. Not only did he get into this cupboard with 3 legs, he had prized the folded lid back and was scooping the contents into his mouth using his paw. Now I swear by my mothers life that the next bit is true. I shouted at him and he took one look at me and scooped the cat food as fast as he could knowing full well I was going to 'apprehend' him and that the consequences were not dissuasive enough after his monumental effort.
RIP Tiddles, much missed moggy who was a human in his previous existence.

arran77

I like my daily update on the health of the T47 felines, those prices you pay by the way are soooooo cheap :shock:

ballysmate

Here's T47b from happier times presenting Animal Hospital. :shock:

team47b

He's 83 :shock:

arran77

team47b wrote:

He's 83 :shock:

And a fiddler :shock:

We know T47 is not that old and I doubt he's a fiddler either

team47b

that explains the startled look on the cat's face :shock:

ballysmate

team47b wrote:

that explains the startled look on the cat's face :shock:

No. I believe Rolf prefers hairless pussy. :twisted:

goonz

Ballysmate wrote:

team47b wrote:

that explains the startled look on the cat's face :shock:

No. I believe Rolf prefers hairless pussy. :twisted:

You mean this?

Stevo_666

Or so I've heard?