Last night I had a dream about...

secretsam
secretsam Posts: 5,120
edited October 2013 in The cake stop
Copping off with Kerry Katona, I think (the slimmer, less mental early version thereof)

Very disturbing, especially seeing as I can't remember why she's well known
It's just a hill. Get over it.

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  • upperoilcan
    upperoilcan Posts: 1,180
    That's not a dream mate,that's a terrible nightmare.
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  • the playing mantis
    the playing mantis Posts: 2,129
    i'm sure if you wanted it to become reality it wouldn't be that difficult
  • Giraffoto
    Giraffoto Posts: 2,078
    Had you been shopping in Iceland?
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  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Giraffoto wrote:
    Had you been shopping in Iceland?

    This just works on so many levels....

    http://groceries.iceland.co.uk/rustlers-the-hot-dog-146g/p/53387


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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    SecretSam wrote:
    Copping off with Kerry Katona, I think (the slimmer, less mental early version thereof)

    Very disturbing, especially seeing as I can't remember why she's well known
    I'm a little surprised you didn't knock her up, she's quite susceptible, even in dream state.

    Or did you!? :shock:
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  • the playing mantis
    the playing mantis Posts: 2,129
    after a few pints, i think you would, pwopa filth no doubt
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    13 years ago, a kitten notch on your bed post would have been pretty cool
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  • the playing mantis
    the playing mantis Posts: 2,129
    im conflicted here now. would you or wouldnt u?
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,462
    the playing mantis wrote:
    im conflicted here now. would you or wouldnt u?

    I'm in no position to be choosy!
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    the playing mantis wrote:
    im conflicted here now. would you or wouldnt u?

    In the "single me+Atomic-era her" version of events, as Churchill the dog says "Oh, yes!"
    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • the playing mantis
    the playing mantis Posts: 2,129
    no in her current state, but you have a free pass.
  • davelakers
    davelakers Posts: 762
    Last night I had a very very vivid dream about copping off with Nicole Scherzinger. The thing is I never really found her that attractive. I do now....
  • thegreatdivide
    thegreatdivide Posts: 5,807
    Last night I dreamt that my bike got nicked. Totally freaked out, then realised was in the wrong street. No joke.
  • morstar
    morstar Posts: 6,190
    davelakers wrote:
    Last night I had a very very vivid dream about copping off with Nicole Scherzinger. The thing is I never really found her that attractive. I do now....
    I experienced that many years ago with Madonna. Didn't like her or her music, dreamt I got off with her (I was about 15 at the time) woke up with a completely different attitude towards her. This was over 25 years ago and fortunately the feelings subsided. Quite bizarre though.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,308
    Who's Kerry Katona? I like Liz Taylor.
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    morstar wrote:
    davelakers wrote:
    Last night I had a very very vivid dream about copping off with Nicole Scherzinger. The thing is I never really found her that attractive. I do now....
    I experienced that many years ago with Madonna. Didn't like her or her music, dreamt I got off with her (I was about 15 at the time) woke up needing a clean pair of pyjamas..

    FTFY :lol:
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    davelakers wrote:
    Last night I had a very very vivid dream about copping off with Nicole Scherzinger. The thing is I never really found her that attractive. I do now....

    Seriously, wake up
    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,462
    davelakers wrote:
    Last night I had a very very vivid dream about copping off with Nicole Scherzinger. The thing is I never really found her that attractive. I do now....

    Stay away from her you hear? If I catch you dreaming about my burd again......
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    Pross wrote:
    davelakers wrote:
    Last night I had a very very vivid dream about copping off with Nicole Scherzinger. The thing is I never really found her that attractive. I do now....

    Stay away from her you hear? If I catch you dreaming about my burd again......

    In order to catch @Davelakers dreaming about "your burd", you'd have to be dreaming about him, surely?

    Now there's a whole new can of worms opened

    PS: I still wouldn't, 'cos she's just...ewwwwww...
    It's just a hill. Get over it.

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