Can of worms at the ready...and I'll just pop them open!!!

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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,331
    Ballysmate wrote:
    GiantMike wrote:
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Exactly ...

    It amazes me how they have managed to milk the media for all these years. They seem to have been around as long as the Rolling Stones
    Princess Diana has been in the Mail and Express for the last 15 years.


    Exactly. we are p1ssed off reading about her as well.
    Definitely agree with that as well.
  • Ballysmate wrote:
    GiantMike wrote:
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Exactly ...

    It amazes me how they have managed to milk the media for all these years. They seem to have been around as long as the Rolling Stones
    Princess Diana has been in the Mail and Express for the last 15 years.


    Exactly. we are p1ssed off reading about her as well.
    What happened to her then?
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,946


    What happened to her then?

    Apparently it was a case of alien abduction.

    The aliens abducted a sign that said "Careful! Underpass".

    They then accelerated a perfectly normal car to 100mph in 0.1 of a second with tractor beams whilst teleporting alcohol into the drivers bloodstream to make it look as if he was drunk.

    Hope this helps.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 40,589
    Capt Slog wrote:


    What happened to her then?

    Apparently it was a case of alien abduction.

    The aliens abducted a sign that said "Careful! Underpass".

    They then accelerated a perfectly normal car to 100mph in 0.1 of a second with tractor beams whilst teleporting alcohol into the drivers bloodstream to make it look as if he was drunk.

    Hope this helps.

    I thought the Aliens hired an SAS 'hit squad' to shoot her?

    Let's face it, the more likely part of that scenario is the Alien bit!
  • Pross wrote:
    Capt Slog wrote:


    What happened to her then?

    Apparently it was a case of alien abduction.

    The aliens abducted a sign that said "Careful! Underpass".

    They then accelerated a perfectly normal car to 100mph in 0.1 of a second with tractor beams whilst teleporting alcohol into the drivers bloodstream to make it look as if he was drunk.

    Hope this helps.

    I thought the Aliens hired an SAS 'hit squad' to shoot her?

    Let's face it, the more likely part of that scenario is the Alien bit!
    All orchestrated by the fuggin' Duke of Edinburgh. Apparently.
    Ecrasez l’infame
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Ballysmate wrote:
    GiantMike wrote:
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Exactly ...

    It amazes me how they have managed to milk the media for all these years. They seem to have been around as long as the Rolling Stones
    Princess Diana has been in the Mail and Express for the last 15 years.


    Exactly. we are p1ssed off reading about her as well.
    What happened to her then?


    She was riding a tandem with Mikey and fell off.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,331
    Pross wrote:
    Capt Slog wrote:


    What happened to her then?

    Apparently it was a case of alien abduction.

    The aliens abducted a sign that said "Careful! Underpass".

    They then accelerated a perfectly normal car to 100mph in 0.1 of a second with tractor beams whilst teleporting alcohol into the drivers bloodstream to make it look as if he was drunk.

    Hope this helps.

    I thought the Aliens hired an SAS 'hit squad' to shoot her?

    Let's face it, the more likely part of that scenario is the Alien bit!
    All orchestrated by the fuggin' Duke of Edinburgh. Apparently.
    Family involvement and conspiracy theories? Here we go again...
  • crispybug2
    crispybug2 Posts: 2,915
    Pross wrote:
    Capt Slog wrote:


    What happened to her then?

    Apparently it was a case of alien abduction.

    The aliens abducted a sign that said "Careful! Underpass".

    They then accelerated a perfectly normal car to 100mph in 0.1 of a second with tractor beams whilst teleporting alcohol into the drivers bloodstream to make it look as if he was drunk.

    Hope this helps.

    I thought the Aliens hired an SAS 'hit squad' to shoot her?

    Let's face it, the more likely part of that scenario is the Alien bit!
    All orchestrated by the fuggin' Duke of Edinburgh. Apparently.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4meFC1ee7Q
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    @b... She would insist on riding at the front... Tough break