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  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 26,937 Lives Here
    Ballysmate wrote:
    GiantMike wrote:
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Exactly ...

    It amazes me how they have managed to milk the media for all these years. They seem to have been around as long as the Rolling Stones
    Princess Diana has been in the Mail and Express for the last 15 years.


    Exactly. we are p1ssed off reading about her as well.
    Definitely agree with that as well.
  • Ballysmate wrote:
    GiantMike wrote:
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Exactly ...

    It amazes me how they have managed to milk the media for all these years. They seem to have been around as long as the Rolling Stones
    Princess Diana has been in the Mail and Express for the last 15 years.


    Exactly. we are p1ssed off reading about her as well.
    What happened to her then?
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • capt_slogcapt_slog Posts: 3,915


    What happened to her then?

    Apparently it was a case of alien abduction.

    The aliens abducted a sign that said "Careful! Underpass".

    They then accelerated a perfectly normal car to 100mph in 0.1 of a second with tractor beams whilst teleporting alcohol into the drivers bloodstream to make it look as if he was drunk.

    Hope this helps.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • ProssPross Posts: 39,277
    Capt Slog wrote:


    What happened to her then?

    Apparently it was a case of alien abduction.

    The aliens abducted a sign that said "Careful! Underpass".

    They then accelerated a perfectly normal car to 100mph in 0.1 of a second with tractor beams whilst teleporting alcohol into the drivers bloodstream to make it look as if he was drunk.

    Hope this helps.

    I thought the Aliens hired an SAS 'hit squad' to shoot her?

    Let's face it, the more likely part of that scenario is the Alien bit!
  • Pross wrote:
    Capt Slog wrote:


    What happened to her then?

    Apparently it was a case of alien abduction.

    The aliens abducted a sign that said "Careful! Underpass".

    They then accelerated a perfectly normal car to 100mph in 0.1 of a second with tractor beams whilst teleporting alcohol into the drivers bloodstream to make it look as if he was drunk.

    Hope this helps.

    I thought the Aliens hired an SAS 'hit squad' to shoot her?

    Let's face it, the more likely part of that scenario is the Alien bit!
    All orchestrated by the fuggin' Duke of Edinburgh. Apparently.
    Ecrasez l’infame
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,903
    Ballysmate wrote:
    GiantMike wrote:
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Exactly ...

    It amazes me how they have managed to milk the media for all these years. They seem to have been around as long as the Rolling Stones
    Princess Diana has been in the Mail and Express for the last 15 years.


    Exactly. we are p1ssed off reading about her as well.
    What happened to her then?


    She was riding a tandem with Mikey and fell off.
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 26,937 Lives Here
    Pross wrote:
    Capt Slog wrote:


    What happened to her then?

    Apparently it was a case of alien abduction.

    The aliens abducted a sign that said "Careful! Underpass".

    They then accelerated a perfectly normal car to 100mph in 0.1 of a second with tractor beams whilst teleporting alcohol into the drivers bloodstream to make it look as if he was drunk.

    Hope this helps.

    I thought the Aliens hired an SAS 'hit squad' to shoot her?

    Let's face it, the more likely part of that scenario is the Alien bit!
    All orchestrated by the fuggin' Duke of Edinburgh. Apparently.
    Family involvement and conspiracy theories? Here we go again...
  • crispybug2crispybug2 Posts: 2,915
    Pross wrote:
    Capt Slog wrote:


    What happened to her then?

    Apparently it was a case of alien abduction.

    The aliens abducted a sign that said "Careful! Underpass".

    They then accelerated a perfectly normal car to 100mph in 0.1 of a second with tractor beams whilst teleporting alcohol into the drivers bloodstream to make it look as if he was drunk.

    Hope this helps.

    I thought the Aliens hired an SAS 'hit squad' to shoot her?

    Let's face it, the more likely part of that scenario is the Alien bit!
    All orchestrated by the fuggin' Duke of Edinburgh. Apparently.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4meFC1ee7Q
  • Mikey23Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    @b... She would insist on riding at the front... Tough break
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