Super hero powers

greasedscotsman
greasedscotsman Posts: 6,962
edited October 2013 in The cake stop
So if you could have a super hero power, what would it be and how would you use it for the good of mankind? :D

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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,625
    Heal the sick smiley-angelic007.gif
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • thegreatdivide
    thegreatdivide Posts: 5,807
    The power to completely bugg3r up motorised vehicle engines at will. My rides would be strewn with abandoned 4x4’s and Audis.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    seanoconn wrote:
    Heal the sick smiley-angelic007.gif

    Including the sick of mind? :twisted:


    How about Karl Pilkington's idea? He would spend some time hanging around here. :lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lRIQGU2RRk
  • chrisaonabike
    chrisaonabike Posts: 1,914
    I'd solve all of mankind's problems at a stroke by rendering infertile all the stupid people.
    Is the gorilla tired yet?
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    ChrisAOnABike wrote:
    I'd solve all of mankind's problems at a stroke by RETROSPECTIVELY rendering infertile all the stupid people.

    FTFY :D

    Hello, anyone there, where did everyone go...
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • chrisaonabike
    chrisaonabike Posts: 1,914
    team47b wrote:
    ChrisAOnABike wrote:
    I'd solve all of mankind's problems at a stroke by RETROSPECTIVELY rendering infertile all the stupid people.

    FTFY :D
    One super hero power only, I'm afraid. You can't have telekinetic tube-tying/cutting abilities AND time-travel.

    :)
    Is the gorilla tired yet?
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    I'd like to be able to 'see' electricity and the fields it produces. It would be possible to look at wires and know that they are live or where the flow stops etc.

    I once read a short story where an alien race could do this and it sounded a cool thing to have (Asimov?)


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,625
    Capt Slog wrote:
    I'd like to be able to 'see' electricity and the fields it produces. It would be possible to look at wires and know that they are live or where the flow stops etc.

    I once read a short story where an alien race could do this and it sounded a cool thing to have (Asimov?)
    Brilliant. They should turn that idea into a comic, it would sell millions! :lol:

    Mind control, wouldn't aid mankind but would be like having a sexual blank cheque with any woman in the world! :D
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,625
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    Woman: Help Help!

    BEFM: What seems to be the problem mam?

    Woman: My son is being electrocuted, can you help?

    BEFM: Nope, but I can see the damage the electricity is causing.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    seanoconn wrote:
    E69FAABF-7822-4B6D-9B11-E98ED56F7E30-2910-000005CB0DFB4593_zpsda72ca87.jpg

    Woman: Help Help!

    BEFM: What seems to be the problem mam?

    Woman: My son is being electrocuted, can you help?

    BEFM: Nope, but I can see the damage the electricity is causing.


    'k off. :lol:


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
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  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    I'd like the power to delete what the poster before me said if I didn't agree with them :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,625
    team47b wrote:
    I'd like the power to delete what the poster before me said if I didn't agree with them :D
    :lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    Deleted by Isetta.
  • greasedscotsman
    greasedscotsman Posts: 6,962
    team47b wrote:
    I'd like the power to delete what the poster before me said if I didn't agree with them :D

    Does this mean the mods are superheroes?
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
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    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Thought that when I woke up today my superpowers would have gone, but... :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    Flying. Every time.


    Or maybe invisibility...hmmmm...
    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    edited October 2013
    The characters, especially Libby/Boltie made me laugh in "Super". I like the way comics have a touch of human nerdity.

    te7b has grls car.

    Edited to add.

    Finally team47b's powers are depleting.
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Having trubble focuszing...must be all the Kraptonite on here...although being pedantic that would be Kraptoday not Kraptonite...

    I'd actually be happy with the ability to log in and stay logged in, but that's beyond the realm of fantasy :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    I'd like to be able to make people lose control of their bowels by mind power. That way I could stop crime in the streets and wars and stuff like that.

    I'd be called "The Defacator"
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • verylonglegs
    verylonglegs Posts: 4,023
    Lazer beams from the eyes for me. Can't say they'd be used to benefit mankind though, I'd probably be one of those half-arsed super heros and just end up using them to burn the pensioners who get in my way in the supermarket at 9am on a saturday morning. Sorry.

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