Interview vs Beard (@VTech)
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Whatever you do, wear your best watch.
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..and dip your todger in Dettol.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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picture to judge best..is it the sort sported by alien ant farm back in the day?0
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ddraver wrote:More like Brad Pitt in Se7en - although that's the only part of me that is
Overwhelmingly in favour of the razor at the moment
Draw a small swastika on your forehead. This will certainly draw attention away from your goatee.
I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...0 -
I would always suggest clean shaven but if you have a tan and its been growing for a while I suggest just a trim.Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.0
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simonhead wrote:I would always suggest clean shaven but if you have a tan and its been growing for a while I suggest just a trim.
You're going for the same job aren't you?0 -
Shave it off and get a full back, sack and crack wax. :shock:0
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Spud - Trainspotting0
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Just don't turn up wearing a onesie. Or baggy jeans hanging halfway down with your underpants showing.
I can't take these people seriously.
I've always wanted to be an interviewer and as soon as these people walk in,
"thats the interview over".
"but but, I haven't even sat down and you haven't asked me any questions".
"I've seen enough. Bye.""The Prince of Wales is now the King of France" - Calton Kirby0 -
ben@31 wrote:Just don't turn up wearing a onesie. Or baggy jeans hanging halfway down with your underpants showing.
I can't take these people seriously.
I've always wanted to be an interviewer and as soon as these people walk in,
"thats the interview over".
"but but, I haven't even sat down and you haven't asked me any questions".
"I've seen enough. Bye."
Your satisfaction would be short lived, they'd go straight to an Industrial Tribunal - unfair selection process.0 -
No I recruit engineers for a living so have actually had a candidate call in a fluster as they have shaved a beard off and had a white jaw and very tanned face.Arthur Scrimshaw wrote:simonhead wrote:I would always suggest clean shaven but if you have a tan and its been growing for a while I suggest just a trim.
You're going for the same job aren't you?Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.0 -
simonhead wrote:
No I recruit engineers for a living so have actually had a candidate call in a fluster as they have shaved a beard off and had a white jaw and very tanned face.Arthur Scrimshaw wrote:simonhead wrote:I would always suggest clean shaven but if you have a tan and its been growing for a while I suggest just a trim.
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Congrats!"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college! " - Homer0
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what job is it and where? ive been interviewing potential replacements for myself the last couple of weeks. what fun. throw in a what was the last book you read question and watch people flounder.0
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ddraver wrote:Geologist at a small oil company based in London
It's time to come home!
I had a mate who did some geology in Soho once that involved oil. Then he came up in lumps and bumps. When it came to explaining them to the missus, he was between a rock and a hard place. Boom boom.
I'll get my coat.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
ddraver wrote:Geologist at a small oil company based in London
It's time to come home!
Nice one!
I left the oil industry 10 years ago and now I mow lawns and cycle!
Hope you have sorted somewhere to live as London's property market is going nuts once again.....0 -
No, not even thought about that yet...
This is the first job I ve got where I might start earning enough to save something though so I ll be renting (I'd prefer to share, don't know how realistic that is though)We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
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Go to Wimbledon Common and find a Womble burrow. You'll have to collect scrap in your spare time though to pay the rent.
Seantheconn has been doing it for years.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Kind hearted geologist with special forces training, exposes evil oil company. Best friend/father figure is murdered by oil company CEO goons. Geologist seeks bloody vengeance.ddraver wrote:Geologist at a small oil company based in London
It's time to come home!
This is how it will play out Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
You'll fit right in with a goatee. There are thousands of fashion vctims and hipsters with them round here. You might want to buy a fixie as wellddraver wrote:Geologist at a small oil company based in London
It's time to come home! "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Ha ha, i did note the increase in "fixie" bikes when I was over compared to last time
Funny thing was is that when their riders stopped pedalling, they all carried on moving?!?!? Surely they were nt running them as singlespeeds were they?! We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
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Must have been single speeds, so they are fake hipsters. Lowest of the low. Anyhow, what is the f***ing point of a single speed? Just ride the bike you have and don't change gearddraver wrote:Ha ha, i did note the increase in "fixie" bikes when I was over compared to last time
Funny thing was is that when their riders stopped pedalling, they all carried on moving?!?!? Surely they were nt running them as singlespeeds were they?! "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
