Another Mumsnet classic

napoleond
napoleond Posts: 5,992
edited October 2013 in The bottom bracket
Brill!

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_cla ... your-penis
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Sometimes needed to plunge knob into Dettol. :roll:
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Sometimes I wish I had plunged knob into Dettol. :oops:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • shockedsoshocked
    shockedsoshocked Posts: 4,021
    Johnsons Baby Wipes are sufficient.
    "A cyclist has nothing to lose but his chain"

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  • mpatts
    mpatts Posts: 1,010
    I do wonder if it's serious, but it does sound alarmingly like something one of my mates wives would do!

    But anyway, isn't that what curtains were invented for?
    Insert bike here:
  • natrix
    natrix Posts: 1,111
    Curtains?!!!!

    Not after a FNS (Friday night special - see Mumsnet) surely !!
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  • BigJimmyB
    BigJimmyB Posts: 1,302
    Linky to FNS please, for the bone idle (no pun intended).
  • natrix
    natrix Posts: 1,111
    BigJimmyB wrote:
    Linky to FNS please, for the bone idle (no pun intended).

    Same link as the OP
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  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    I take myself down to the car wash...
  • rolf_f
    rolf_f Posts: 16,015
    One of those classic threads where anything after the first post can only be an anti-climax. Or do I mean climax? I'm not sure. Brilliant.
    Faster than a tent.......
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    For me, I don't think life is ever going to be quite the same again...
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    All those folks in hospital with jugs of water by their bedsides! The dirty bastards!
    All this time...I never would have guessed. No wonder the nurses also claim to be shagged out and run off their feet.
  • the playing mantis
    the playing mantis Posts: 2,129
    seriously wtf!
  • BigLights
    BigLights Posts: 464
    I see you, and raise:

    http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_cla ... s-Anal-sex
  • Doctor House
    Doctor House Posts: 78
    Dipping into a beaker of water wouldn't work. I reckon you would need something that has no fuss cleaning without scrubbing properties, like Cillit Bang

    Bang and the f@nny dregs are gone.
  • rolf_f
    rolf_f Posts: 16,015
    Lol - it got into Metro today :lol:
    Faster than a tent.......
  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    We have a pint pot. I don't like doing half a job.
    Ben

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  • Phil_D
    Phil_D Posts: 467
    Spunk turns to rubber when it comes into contact with water. It just wouldn't work.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Phil_D wrote:
    Spunk turns to rubber when it comes into contact with water.
    Only if you're a freaky mutant :wink:
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Phil_D wrote:
    Spunk turns to rubber when it comes into contact with water. It just wouldn't work.


    The other morning on telly, I saw saw Holly Willoughby pulling a string of what she said was nylon from a beaker. She said it had just been produced at the boundary layer between 2 polymers. But could it have been Phil's spunk?
    My thought of the day, Holly playing with spunk. :lol:
  • mrfpb
    mrfpb Posts: 4,569
    Ben6899 wrote:
    We have a pint pot. I don't like doing half a job.

    Reminds me, I must get a yard of ale next time I'm in an Olde Worlde pub.
  • morstar
    morstar Posts: 6,190
    You need a woven cup for this...
    A spun cup.
  • napoleond
    napoleond Posts: 5,992
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  • fuddymox
    fuddymox Posts: 384
    Phil_D wrote:
    Spunk turns to rubber when it comes into contact with water. It just wouldn't work.

    Have you been having a fly w@nk in the both to know this?

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