Masters of sex...

Mikey23
Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
edited October 2013 in The bottom bracket
Channel 4 right now and very funny ...

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  • the playing mantis
    the playing mantis Posts: 2,129
    got so excited u posted it twice!
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    That'll be a first for me... Twice in the same night
  • the playing mantis
    the playing mantis Posts: 2,129
    thanks for that... :roll:
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Yr very welcome!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Mikey23 wrote:
    That'll be a first for me... Twice in the same night

    :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Did get to share with two girls at the same time when I were a teenager... That all went horribly wrong too if I recall
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Did get to share with two girls at the same time when I were a teenager... That all went horribly wrong too if I recall

    I can't think of anything that would make sex with 2 women feel horribly wrong. :?
    What happened?
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    We were all well Pi**ed and just dossed down together after clubbing. I don't think we had communicated it very well cos one of the girls didn't seem to be all that interested. The other one definitely did. I fancied the girl who wouldn't but not really the girl who would. So the girl who wouldn't got up and went out. So I thought what the heck with the girl who would and then we got worried in case the girl who wouldn't might have thrown herself in the canal. We didn't have a canal but we were drunk and 19 and fairly stoopid so we went out to look for her. It was a freezing cold night... Happy memories eh
  • the playing mantis
    the playing mantis Posts: 2,129
    clubbing? seals?

    did they have 'clubs' in the 1950's?
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Typical BB ... Didn't read beyond the first sentence :-)
  • the playing mantis
    the playing mantis Posts: 2,129
    wtf
  • Mr_Cellophane
    Mr_Cellophane Posts: 690
    the playing mantis wrote:
    clubbing? seals?

    did they have 'clubs' in the 1950's?
    50's - dance halls
    70's - discos
    90's - clubs
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Ok I exaggerated, it was really a beetle drive
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    20's - Speak easy's. Wasn't that what you meant Crikey?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Mikey23 wrote:
    We were all well Pi**ed and just dossed down together after clubbing. I don't think we had communicated it very well cos one of the girls didn't seem to be all that interested. The other one definitely did. I fancied the girl who wouldn't but not really the girl who would. So the girl who wouldn't got up and went out. So I thought what the heck with the girl who would and then we got worried in case the girl who wouldn't might have thrown herself in the canal. We didn't have a canal but we were drunk and 19 and fairly stoopid so we went out to look for her. It was a freezing cold night... Happy memories eh
    I guess Rohypnol wasn't around in those days?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Nope, the strongest we had was vimto...

    Anyway the one that wouldn't is still a mate 40 years on and the one that would, I lost touch with, so I spose it worked out for the best...

    I don't think friends with benefits had been invented in those days
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Nope, the strongest we had was vimto...

    Anyway the one that wouldn't is still a mate 40 years on and the one that would, I lost touch with, so I spose it worked out for the best...

    I don't think friends with benefits had been invented in those days
    Yes they had. You just never got any. :lol:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • the playing mantis
    the playing mantis Posts: 2,129
    so to cut a long story short, nothing happened in any way that resembled a 3some...
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Only in my fevered imagination...
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Only in my fevered imagination...

    yep, never let the truth get in the way of a good recollection. :)


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • mamba80
    mamba80 Posts: 5,032
    yeah i read this thread hoping for some light relief...how wrong i was :(
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    mamba80 wrote:
    yeah i read this thread hoping for some light relief...how wrong i was :(
    That's what the 'Big Girls' thread is for.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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