warning levels

the playing mantis
the playing mantis Posts: 2,129
edited October 2013 in The bottom bracket
i've just discovered mine; 1

how can i boost it?
whats do i need to get it to to get a prize?
what is the prize?

Comments

  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Warning levels :?
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    How do I find mine? Will it affect my ability to get a cheap government mortgage?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    i've just discovered mine; 1

    how can i boost it?
    whats do i need to get it to to get a prize?
    what is the prize?

    A77 and I can help you in that department. We know what not to post and where not to post. You can sod your Hedron Colider - To post or not to post. That is the question.
    How comes you come back just after Communtergate 2 ?!? Have you been on a MOD training course and now you're a spy, 'cos thats exactly the sort of leading question that gets us into trouble.

    The prize is a 2 week holiday away from BR and you do all the things you should have done when you were posting krap on here. You get back to 173 topic reply notifications and its BINGO.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    So alienating anyone who keeps a Moggie helps?
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Being a double agent would be far too complicated for my little brain...I can barely feed myself
  • i've just discovered mine; 1

    how can i boost it?
    whats do i need to get it to to get a prize?
    what is the prize?

    A77 and I can help you in that department. We know what not to post and where not to post. You can sod your Hedron Colider - To post or not to post. That is the question.
    How comes you come back just after Communtergate 2 ?!? Have you been on a MOD training course and now you're a spy, 'cos thats exactly the sort of leading question that gets us into trouble.

    The prize is a 2 week holiday away from BR and you do all the things you should have done when you were posting krap on here. You get back to 173 topic reply notifications and its BINGO.

    alas no, i still have the vestiges of a life and job, so modding, not least undercover modding, is beyond my skills.

    ive been catching up on communtergate 2 today at work, i see you are now the undisputed leader of BB. congrats. is there a formal coronation? does this DDD/greg entity have that kinda power? is any of this to do wih the big B?
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    ..... i see you are now the undisputed leader of BB. congrats. is there a formal coronation? does this DDD/greg entity have that kinda power? is any of this to do wih the big B?
    They know not what they do. :shock:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    i've just discovered mine; 1

    how can i boost it?
    whats do i need to get it to to get a prize?
    what is the prize?

    A77 and I can help you in that department. We know what not to post and where not to post. You can sod your Hedron Colider - To post or not to post. That is the question.
    How comes you come back just after Communtergate 2 ?!? Have you been on a MOD training course and now you're a spy, 'cos thats exactly the sort of leading question that gets us into trouble.

    The prize is a 2 week holiday away from BR and you do all the things you should have done when you were posting krap on here. You get back to 173 topic reply notifications and its BINGO.

    alas no, i still have the vestiges of a life and job, so modding, not least undercover modding, is beyond my skills.

    ive been catching up on communtergate 2 today at work, i see you are now the undisputed leader of BB. congrats. is there a formal coronation? does this DDD/greg entity have that kinda power? is any of this to do wih the big B?
    Yeah that's right. Pinarello, leader of the pack, King of BB, master of all he surveys. We salute him.

    Shhh, don't tell the big head but we need a patsy and when the sh!t hits the fan we're sending Pina to the top of the book depository with his spud gun.

    Mantis, a word! You post prolifically, then disappear for months. Come back, post prolifically and disappear again! That's borderline psychotic behaviour my friend.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    seanoconn wrote:
    Mantis, a word! You post prolifically, then disappear for months. Come back, post prolifically and disappear again! That's borderline psychotic behaviour my friend.
    Theirs a post about that somewhere. :wink:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    i've just discovered mine; 1

    how can i boost it?
    whats do i need to get it to to get a prize?
    what is the prize?

    A77 and I can help you in that department. We know what not to post and where not to post. You can sod your Hedron Colider - To post or not to post. That is the question.
    How comes you come back just after Communtergate 2 ?!? Have you been on a MOD training course and now you're a spy, 'cos thats exactly the sort of leading question that gets us into trouble.

    The prize is a 2 week holiday away from BR and you do all the things you should have done when you were posting krap on here. You get back to 173 topic reply notifications and its BINGO.

    Just go over to discuss the website with the team and ask if people think commuting chat has run its course, I'm sure you'll get a lovely response from Greg and DDD :wink:
    seanoconn wrote:
    i've just discovered mine; 1

    how can i boost it?
    whats do i need to get it to to get a prize?
    what is the prize?

    A77 and I can help you in that department. We know what not to post and where not to post. You can sod your Hedron Colider - To post or not to post. That is the question.
    How comes you come back just after Communtergate 2 ?!? Have you been on a MOD training course and now you're a spy, 'cos thats exactly the sort of leading question that gets us into trouble.

    The prize is a 2 week holiday away from BR and you do all the things you should have done when you were posting krap on here. You get back to 173 topic reply notifications and its BINGO.

    alas no, i still have the vestiges of a life and job, so modding, not least undercover modding, is beyond my skills.

    ive been catching up on communtergate 2 today at work, i see you are now the undisputed leader of BB. congrats. is there a formal coronation? does this DDD/greg entity have that kinda power? is any of this to do wih the big B?
    Yeah that's right. Pinarello, leader of the pack, King of BB, master of all he surveys. We salute him.

    Shhh, don't tell the big head but we need a patsy and when the sh!t hits the fan we're sending Pina to the top of the book depository with his spud gun.

    Mantis, a word! You post prolifically, then disappear for months. Come back, post prolifically and disappear again! That's borderline psychotic behaviour my friend.

    Sean is right, it makes things easier if Pina thinks he's in charge, everyone wins, Pina thinks he's the big kahuna and we get a sacrificial lamb when we need to appease the gods despite what that poll suggested :evil:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    arran77 wrote:
    i've just discovered mine; 1

    how can i boost it?
    whats do i need to get it to to get a prize?
    what is the prize?

    A77 and I can help you in that department. We know what not to post and where not to post. You can sod your Hedron Colider - To post or not to post. That is the question.
    How comes you come back just after Communtergate 2 ?!? Have you been on a MOD training course and now you're a spy, 'cos thats exactly the sort of leading question that gets us into trouble.

    The prize is a 2 week holiday away from BR and you do all the things you should have done when you were posting krap on here. You get back to 173 topic reply notifications and its BINGO.

    Just go over to discuss the website with the team and ask if people think commuting chat has run its course, I'm sure you'll get a lovely response from Greg and DDD :wink:
    seanoconn wrote:
    i've just discovered mine; 1

    how can i boost it?
    whats do i need to get it to to get a prize?
    what is the prize?

    A77 and I can help you in that department. We know what not to post and where not to post. You can sod your Hedron Colider - To post or not to post. That is the question.
    How comes you come back just after Communtergate 2 ?!? Have you been on a MOD training course and now you're a spy, 'cos thats exactly the sort of leading question that gets us into trouble.

    The prize is a 2 week holiday away from BR and you do all the things you should have done when you were posting krap on here. You get back to 173 topic reply notifications and its BINGO.

    alas no, i still have the vestiges of a life and job, so modding, not least undercover modding, is beyond my skills.

    ive been catching up on communtergate 2 today at work, i see you are now the undisputed leader of BB. congrats. is there a formal coronation? does this DDD/greg entity have that kinda power? is any of this to do wih the big B?
    Yeah that's right. Pinarello, leader of the pack, King of BB, master of all he surveys. We salute him.

    Shhh, don't tell the big head but we need a patsy and when the sh!t hits the fan we're sending Pina to the top of the book depository with his spud gun.

    Mantis, a word! You post prolifically, then disappear for months. Come back, post prolifically and disappear again! That's borderline psychotic behaviour my friend.

    Sean is right, it makes things easier if Pina thinks he's in charge, everyone wins, Pina thinks he's the big kahuna and we get a sacrificial lamb when we need to appease the gods despite what that poll suggested :evil:

    Yeah, just like Junior Soprano
  • i've just discovered mine; 1

    how can i boost it?
    whats do i need to get it to to get a prize?
    what is the prize?

    Mine is at 2 :lol:
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Here's an idea. Why not set up your own forum where you can be as offensive as you like without being moderated? Invite 'the right sort of person' from various forums who have shown they are able to take a joke and won't get all hysterical at the merest hint of an atrocity.

    Keep the membership small and high quality, witty and imaginative, and ban anybody who doesn't have the 'bus fare' to keep up.

    Leave all the drossy discussions on BR (like the "where can I get a throngle widget?" threads) and take the excellent stuff elsewhere.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    GiantMike wrote:
    Here's an idea. Why not set up your own forum where you can be as offensive as you like without being moderated? Invite 'the right sort of person' from various forums who have shown they are able to take a joke and won't get all hysterical at the merest hint of an atrocity.

    Keep the membership small and high quality, witty and imaginative, and ban anybody who doesn't have the 'bus fare' to keep up.

    Leave all the drossy discussions on BR (like the "where can I get a throngle widget?" threads) and take the excellent stuff elsewhere.
    Brilliant idea Mike. Maybe there should be some knockout qualifying rounds, to see whose banter is worthy of this forum nirvana. For example:

    Seanoconn Larusso. Miyagi-do-banter. BR forums.

    V

    Johnny Lawrence. Cobra Kai banter. Chelsea FC forum.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
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  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    GiantMike wrote:
    Here's an idea. Why don't I set up our own forum

    FTFY :D

    http://www.proboards.com/

    MrsT x
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    seanoconn wrote:
    i've just discovered mine; 1

    how can i boost it...

    A77 and I can help...

    The prize is a 2 week holiday...

    alas no...B?

    Yeah that's right. Pinarello, leader of the pack, King of BB, master of all he surveys. We salute him.

    Shhh, don't tell the big head but we need a patsy and when the sh!t hits the fan we're sending Pina to the top of the book depository with his spud gun.

    Mantis, a word! You post prolifically, then disappear for months. Come back, post prolifically and disappear again! That's borderline psychotic behaviour my friend.

    Most benign democracies have a monarch as head of state.

    That's right STC, some good quality sycophantic behaviour and obsequious comment. That'll do me.

    BTW, the spud gun is loaded with concentrated bullsh1t. Perfect combination - shoot the sh1t at the fan, don't wait for the proverbial to hit it.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    We have to feed his megalomania...yeah right p, you da boss guff guff
    Otherwise it's tears before bedtime
  • seanoconn wrote:
    i've just discovered mine; 1

    how can i boost it?
    whats do i need to get it to to get a prize?
    what is the prize?

    A77 and I can help you in that department. We know what not to post and where not to post. You can sod your Hedron Colider - To post or not to post. That is the question.
    How comes you come back just after Communtergate 2 ?!? Have you been on a MOD training course and now you're a spy, 'cos thats exactly the sort of leading question that gets us into trouble.

    The prize is a 2 week holiday away from BR and you do all the things you should have done when you were posting krap on here. You get back to 173 topic reply notifications and its BINGO.

    alas no, i still have the vestiges of a life and job, so modding, not least undercover modding, is beyond my skills.

    ive been catching up on communtergate 2 today at work, i see you are now the undisputed leader of BB. congrats. is there a formal coronation? does this DDD/greg entity have that kinda power? is any of this to do wih the big B?
    Yeah that's right. Pinarello, leader of the pack, King of BB, master of all he surveys. We salute him.

    Shhh, don't tell the big head but we need a patsy and when the sh!t hits the fan we're sending Pina to the top of the book depository with his spud gun.

    Mantis, a word! You post prolifically, then disappear for months. Come back, post prolifically and disappear again! That's borderline psychotic behaviour my friend.

    i was scared of getting banned or being permanently labelled a xenophobic, ukip supporting little englan, oh wait...

    now i have this warning level shiz sussed i will be sound.

    plus it was summer.

    plus plus, my works internet dont display BR correctly preventing me from getting to the login page when i did try, until yesterday that is.

    plus plus plus, ive been too busy cruising around looking for any dodgy characters on bottom of the range orbea's who me an the boys can kick seven shades of sh1t from, or run of meekly and phone the relevant authorities.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    seanoconn wrote:
    i've just discovered mine; 1

    The prize...
    Yeah that's righ...

    Mantis, a word!

    plus plus plus, ive been too busy cruising around looking for any dodgy characters on bottom of the range orbea's who me an the boys can kick seven shades of sh1t from, or run of meekly and phone the relevant authorities.

    We should talk - come to a little arrangement. I'm in the waste management bizness.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!