T47b has been banned!

team47b
team47b Posts: 6,425
edited October 2013 in The bottom bracket
H has been a very naughty boy and so I (mrs T47a) have banned him from bike radar for a week.

He has been banished to my studio to do some painting (oils not cellulose) and think about what he has done.

As we have swapped roles I will be posting here, please make allowances as I am not entirely sure who is the fat one one that likes raisins, is Greg named after the pie shop, is sean the one who is obsessed by norks, is Pinarello Chinese.

I ride a Cube with Ultegra etc I know which way a chain runs around the jockey wheels so don't even think about patronising me, I can remove and refit a car engine FFS and I swear a lot more than MrT47b, who incidentally at 55kgs is the fat one in this household :roll:

We only have a week so give it your best shot lads! :D
my isetta is a 300cc bike

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  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Swapped roles in a gender reassignment kind of a way?
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Well Mrs T47, where do we start?

    I think the first thing we need to do is to get you to clear a few things up for us about Mr T47 :wink:

    He keeps mentioning this little Italian number in his life, I think he calls her isetta, the other week he was telling us how he had to give her a good rub down after she got all hot and sweaty under some plastic sheeting :shock:

    As for all of us, I'm sure that whatever Mr T47 has told you is complete tosh, we are all hard working and upstanding citizens :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Swapped roles in a gender reassignment kind of a way?

    Put your missus on we need to talk about your issues.
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    I just received a message to say I'd been banned permanently from these boards and also my IP :shock:

    If I disappear again, bye everyone
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    edited October 2013
    T47b has already been banned by a higher authority, but got this message too, WTF, why now, as in this case HE didn't say a thing :shock:
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Must have been serious. :shock:

    You dont usually get notice.

    Especially not in advance. :?
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    seanoconn wrote:
    I just received a message to say I'd been banned permanently from these boards and also my IP :shock:

    If I disappear again, bye everyone

    Had the same - couldn't access the forum at all so emailed the admin team. Seemed odd as I've hardly posted for a few days and hadn't got involved in anything controversial. Must have been some sort of test or bug!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Pross wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    I just received a message to say I'd been banned permanently from these boards and also my IP :shock:

    If I disappear again, bye everyone

    Had the same - couldn't access the forum at all so emailed the admin team. Seemed odd as I've hardly posted for a few days and hadn't got involved in anything controversial. Must have been some sort of test or bug!
    Temporary glitch. I thought it might have been some sort of cull at first.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Why don't I get banned then? Is it because nobody can understand my posts anyway, so don't know whether I've broken the rules?
    (Sulks)
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    Pross wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    I Must have been some sort of test
    just testing the ban Hammer of Thor.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    nicklouse wrote:
    Pross wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    I Must have been some sort of test
    just testing the ban Hammer of Thor.
    Now we know who has been sailing too close to the wind. :wink:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    daviesee wrote:
    nicklouse wrote:
    Pross wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    I Must have been some sort of test
    just testing the ban Hammer of Thor.
    Now we know who has been sailing too close to the wind. :wink:
    just about the whole forum.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    nicklouse wrote:
    Pross wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    I Must have been some sort of test
    just testing the ban Hammer of Thor.
    I'm trying to work out how to shoehorn Hulk smashing Loki into my reply...

    Oh what the hell...http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1ixEHDWqrzI
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    nicklouse wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    nicklouse wrote:
    Pross wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    I Must have been some sort of test
    just testing the ban Hammer of Thor.
    Now we know who has been sailing too close to the wind. :wink:
    just about the whole forum.
    Ah well.......
    May as well get this in while I can.
    Groucho Marx said it best - I don't want to belong to any club that will accept people like me as a member. :wink:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    nicklouse wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    nicklouse wrote:
    Pross wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    I Must have been some sort of test
    just testing the ban Hammer of Thor.
    Now we know who has been sailing too close to the wind. :wink:
    just about the whole forum.

    Oi - Headmistress of the Crudcatchers; why did my 29" wheel inquiry get elbowed ?!?! It was a perfectly benign post and after the recent shenanigans, the last thing I was going to do was go fishing.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    I see the mantis is back. Welcome back.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Ballysmate wrote:
    I see the mantis is back. Welcome back.

    Who :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Ballysmate wrote:
    I see the mantis is back. Welcome back.
    Where? I'm gonna have words!
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי

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