Mind Bleach

Kieran_Burns
Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
edited October 2013 in Commuting chat
I need some.

Really, really badly.

We're running a charity week at work at the moment and one of the dafter things being organised is who can do the best Harlem shake.

A group here have so far got the best one and the video is on the front page of our Company (FTSE 100) Intranet (CiB - go look, full screen. Be warned) It starts a little weird with 4 people working at a desk, on the phone, working on laptops and my cycling buddy doing the weirdest dance in the background in his cycling kit while everyone ignores him.

Then cut scene: one guy is now doing sit ups on the desk with a flashing Mars rear light as a tie while on the phone, one guy is dancing in a circle around the room with his tie 'round his head, one guy riding a chair like a horse with a lasso, a girl dancing in a Panda costume and my cycling mate dancing in nothing but bib-shorts and a gimp mask.

NOTHING but bib shorts and a gimp mask.

and this is on our Company Intranet home page. Front and centre.


I have seen some things in my time....
Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter

Comments

  • stu-bim
    stu-bim Posts: 384
    Sounds like a good effort.....
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  • stu-bim
    stu-bim Posts: 384
    Sounds like a good effort.....
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  • Ride hard
    Ride hard Posts: 389
    Sounds very David Lynch.

    I bet the gimp mask and bibshorts look would catch on if Rapha puts their logo on it and slaps a healthy price tag on there to boot.
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    Clubber Lang: "Prediction?"
    Reporter: "Yes. Prediction"
    Clubber Lang: "....Pain!!!"
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,084
    What? Not even a screen grab?

    POIDH.
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    rjsterry wrote:
    What? Not even a screen grab?

    POIDH.

    The problem is that it is company property, so I can't copy it :(

    However - I can honestly say, you're better off not seeing it. Ask CiB, he has now.
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,692
    RJS, why would you ask for such a thing? What has been seen cannot be unseen.
  • Ride hard
    Ride hard Posts: 389
    Veronese68 wrote:
    RJS, why would you ask for such a thing? What has been seen cannot be unseen.

    Yes it can

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    Reporter: "What's your prediction for the fight?"
    Clubber Lang: "Prediction?"
    Reporter: "Yes. Prediction"
    Clubber Lang: "....Pain!!!"
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,084
    Veronese68 wrote:
    RJS, why would you ask for such a thing? What has been seen cannot be unseen.

    Meh, It's only that bad for K_B, because he knows the people involved.
    1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
    Pinnacle Monzonite

    Part of the anti-growth coalition
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    For the record - I've taken a couple of screenshots and actually asked our Group compliance officer if I can publish them.
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493
    Is it just me, but my first thought was:

    Harlem shake? Did we go back to March?
  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    I can vouch for this vid - apparently it's viral within the business as the few I bounced it off to had been watching it since early morning. Sad thing is that it's what we do on conf calls most weeks to liven things up a bit when some dullard is droning on about response times and data mining, but without the noisy disco* music obviously.

    I only go in the intranet at the end of the month for an agreeable conversation with my payslips tbh. :wink:

    * is it disco? Was I close?
  • spasypaddy
    spasypaddy Posts: 5,180
    sounds like a perfect saturday night out to me
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Some blithering idiot just gave me the original 1080p footage. It's WAY better quality!
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    CiB wrote:
    Sad thing is that it's what we do on conf calls most weeks to liven things up a bit when Kieran Burns is droning on about response times and data mining, but without the noisy disco* music obviously.

    FTFY :wink:
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