I wasn't expecting that!!!

junglist_matty

I don't think they were expecting this to happen.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O46HJbbIWlA#t=38

nicklouse

she should have been
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-ca ... e-24365367

veronese68

Not bike related but made me laugh. I don't think this wannabe Arnie expected this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GtglZYO66w
Skip to about 1:20 if you are easily bored.

cat_with_no_tail

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!

bartimaeus

Cat With No Tail wrote:

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!

According to QI the Spanish Inquisition gave you 30 days notice.

thekickingmule

Veronese68 wrote:

Not bike related but made me laugh. I don't think this wannabe Arnie expected this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GtglZYO66w
Skip to about 1:20 if you are easily bored.

I'm pretty sure that he did expect it, as it's pretty obviously fake. Mainly because, the woman that comes to help already has 'blood' on her hand.
Also, if it was bleeding like that from the head, I'd give him a few seconds to live. Not roll around like that.

/killjoy

veronese68

thekickingmule wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

Not bike related but made me laugh. I don't think this wannabe Arnie expected this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GtglZYO66w
Skip to about 1:20 if you are easily bored.

I'm pretty sure that he did expect it, as it's pretty obviously fake. Mainly because, the woman that comes to help already has 'blood' on her hand.
Also, if it was bleeding like that from the head, I'd give him a few seconds to live. Not roll around like that.

/killjoy

Hmmm, hadn't noticed the blood on her hand as I was watching it on a small screen. Pictures of him at the end look a bit false too. Wound looks good though.
That's not a lot of blood from the head, it has a huge supply of blood. I got clouted on the head by the arm of a faulty up and over garage door. It knocked me off my feet, felt like it nearly took my head off. Loads of blood as it took a small artery out, needed 8 stitches. The hospital didn't even xray it as they said the forehead is so strong it wouldn't have damaged it. The whole of my front was soaked through with blood to the point that the sweatshirt I was wearing and t shirt underneath solidified with congealed claret.

thekickingmule

Did it really glug out like that though? He would have lost probably a pint or so at the rate it was going. Nah, very fake (to be honest, I saw this on Reddit a few days ago and saw it being ripped apart then)

veronese68

I think it was coming out more than that, although I was kind of preoccupied at the time and thankfully I wasn't being videoed. My wife was holding a big wad of kitchen roll to my head and it was dripping off her elbow as well as down my front. Walked into a busy A&E covered in blood and my wife shouted for help, everybody got out of the way and I saw a nurse look up and mouth words like "oh fook" and grab a wheelchair to wheel me straight in.
It's a good way to be seen quick in A&E when it's busy.
You are right though, looking at it on a proper screen rather than a phone it is doubtful. Getting back to the point the bike video reminds me that being a complete pussy has it's benefits at times.