Humph...Chewsday

pinno

Evening Noork supports

Went out on the all of the 7 Stanes route with my knobbly mates. Bloody windy today even in the depths of the forest. Smidsy hit a bear and had his left arm gnawed off. I got some serious air off a log with a striking resemblance to Jeremy Clarkson and came down 4rse first. Bike is smashed to bits and broke my left femur in 6 places.
Won't be back on my bike for at least a week, sniff.

Great day out.

Ciao

thekickingmule

What have you been smoking? Can I have some?

TheNorthernTrain

A terrible attempt at trolling. Like CWNT said, it was an open invite but please bring your A-game.

ballysmate

Did Smidsey get back on the bike?

cat_with_no_tail

Oh yay, it's begun.

You should watch out for those bears, they're well gnarly, sounds rad though brah.

On the other hand, I went out on the road with my shaved legged chums today in our team lycra. We blasted out a steady cadence of 85. Tarquin brought out his new £2k aero wheels exactly like Cav uses and he reckons they were good for at least another 0.5w at 50kph. I've got to go now, I accidentally splashed some veet on my balls and it now feels like they're being stung by a thousand angry wasps.

Clank

Oh joy,

Tweedledum and Tweedledummer are back in the house!

cat_with_no_tail

You're not playing the game Clank!

Clank

Cat With No Tail wrote:

You're not playing the game Clank!

I haven't got time to play, I'm busy cheating on Strava by pretending my Range Rover Sport is my Cervelo.

S**t, nearly hit another lycra-gimp Wiggins-wannabe! Gotta go.

pinno

Cat With No Tail wrote:

You're not playing the game Clank!

Yeah, come on Clunk man yeah, dude, man, innit.

I tell you what CNWT, that Tarquin friend of yours is a bit of a tight 4rse.
The best way to neutralise the Veet is with paint stripper.
Cav is a big womans blouse - one drop of rain and its back to the deck chair/Zimmer/furry slippers in Monaco.

TheNorthernTrain

pinarello001 wrote:

that Tarquin friend of yours has a bit of a tight 4rse.

How would you know that? I knew there was something funny about you roadies

pinno

TheNorthernTrain wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

that Tarquin friend of yours has a bit of a tight 4rse.

How would you know that? I knew there was something funny about you roadies

Fredblob told me.

welshkev

Is the bottom bracket that shit you have to come here to pretend to poke fun?

cat_with_no_tail

pinarello001 wrote:

Cat With No Tail wrote:

You're not playing the game Clank!

Yeah, come on Clunk man yeah, dude, man, innit.

I tell you what CNWT, that Tarquin friend of yours is a bit of a tight 4rse.
The best way to neutralise the Veet is with paint stripper.
Cav is a big womans blouse - one drop of rain and its back to the deck chair/Zimmer/furry slippers in Monaco.

I agree, Tarquin is a right tightarse. Do you know he's still riding last years S5, what a douche.

Tried the paintstripper, being a MTBer though it was all I could do to not try and drink it.

Cav vs Warner in a fight though? (I know you're a big fan of Warner)

My little brother was at highschool with Cav, he used to be one of the nobbly crowd too you know. Cav I mean, not my little brother.

pinno

welshkev wrote:

Is the bottom bracket that shoot you have to come here to pretend to poke fun?

I chucked some chips on the floor... and hey presto.

TheNorthernTrain

pinarello001 wrote:

welshkev wrote:

Is the bottom bracket that shoot you have to come here to pretend to poke fun?

I chucked some chips on the floor... and hey presto.

Oh is that what the pile of shit is...

BigAl

pinarello001 wrote:

.....and came down 4rse first.

Faceplanting again?

tlw1

pinarello001 wrote:

welshkev wrote:

Is the bottom bracket that shoot you have to come here to pretend to poke fun?

I chucked some chips on the floor... and hey presto.

a fat girl bent over for you?

seanoconn

matthew h wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

welshkev wrote:

Is the bottom bracket that shoot you have to come here to pretend to poke fun?

I chucked some chips on the floor... and hey presto.

a fat girl bent over for you?

And....... What happens next?

welshkev

seanoconn wrote:

matthew h wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

welshkev wrote:

Is the bottom bracket that shoot you have to come here to pretend to poke fun?

I chucked some chips on the floor... and hey presto.

a fat girl bent over for you?

And....... What happens next?

we realised it was your mum/sister/nan.... you know how it goes. :roll:

cat_with_no_tail

And this thread started with such promise too. What's happened to this place?

Yossie

Mum/sister/nan? Any nork shots? Makes a change from yo' poppa......

arran77

Your Nan's titties so saggy you have to use the wide angle lens on portrait.

Yossie

Yo' Nanna's titties so saggy they borrowed them to strap to the side of the Costa Concordia to help re-float it.

seanoconn

Cat With No Tail wrote:

And this thread started with such promise too. What's happened to this place?

Welshkev.

And his dad hates Britain

welshkev

seanoconn wrote:

Cat With No Tail wrote:

And this thread started with such promise too. What's happened to this place?

Welshkev.

And his dad hates Britain

how dare you besmirch my fathers name like that! I'm going to write to the daily mail...oh wait a sec

arran77

welshkev wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

Cat With No Tail wrote:

And this thread started with such promise too. What's happened to this place?

Welshkev.

And his dad hates Britain

how dare you besmirch my fathers name like that! I'm going to write to the daily mail...oh wait a sec

Gazlar

matthew h wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

welshkev wrote:

Is the bottom bracket that shoot you have to come here to pretend to poke fun?

I chucked some chips on the floor... and hey presto.

a fat girl bent over for you?

go on? where?