The first ever pure bollox spouting (open) competition Poll

seanoconn

In alphabetical order. The bollox has spouted but whose Bollox hasn't been mixed with any powdered baby laxative?

Pick your pure bollox champion!

Stevo_666

I resent that description...damn lefties, you'll be first against the wall when I'm Supreme Leader! Oh hang on...

arran77

Benny Hill, BENNY BLOODY HILL :evil:

He's a seedy little pervert :evil:

Oh, hang on a minute

seanoconn

2 for 2 so far

Attention Bally. I'm sorry not to include you in the poll but you didn't submit any Bollox

seanoconn

arran77 wrote:

Benny Hill, BENNY BLOODY HILL :evil:

He's a seedy little pervert :evil:

Oh, hang on a minute

I see you've voted arran :roll:

arran77

seanoconn wrote:

arran77 wrote:

Benny Hill, BENNY BLOODY HILL :evil:

He's a seedy little pervert :evil:

Oh, hang on a minute

I see you've voted arran :roll:

Have I made the competition null and void then

daviesee

Thats it. Im leaving!

team47b

I haven't spouted any boll0x yet, honest, but you are right to say don't ask me how I am.

Today, don't ask!

simonhead

I vote Navrig, anyone who subtly tries to hide the fact they are clearly raving by swapping a few letters shows calculated lunacy in my opinion.

team47b

I have just read that aaaaaaarran77 doesn't drink alcohol.

So he's spouting this cr*p sober :shock:

Well done that man

arran77

team47b wrote:

I have just read that aaaaaaarran77 doesn't drink alcohol.

So he's spouting this cr*p sober :shock:

Well done that man

Imagine what I'd be like with a drop of Grandmas cough medicine inside me

team47b

I don't drink either, we is just talking pure non drug induced boll0x

navrig

Eğer-




Tüm hakkında zaman başını tutabilir IF
, Onların kaybetme ve üzerinde suçluyorlar
Tüm erkekler size şüphe zaman kendinizi güven eğer,
Ama çok da şüphe hesaba katmak;
Eğer bekleyerek bekleyebilir ve yorgun değilse,
Ya da yalan anlaşma yok, hakkında yalan
Ya da nefret edilen, nefret yol vermeyin
Ve yine çok iyi bakmak, ne de çok akıllıca konuşmak yok:

Eğer hayal Eğer - ve hayallerini efendin yapmak değil;
Sizce eğer - ve düşünceler amacı yapmak değil;
Eğer Triumph ve Afet ile görüşmek durumunda
Ve sadece aynı bu iki sahtekarlar tedavi;
Doğruyu duymak ayı eğer konuştum
, Aptallar için bir tuzak yapmak için knaves tarafından bükülmüş
Yoksa kırık, için hayat veren şeyler izlemek,
Ve tenezzül ve yıpranmış araçlarla onları oluşturmak:

Tüm kazancınızı biri yığın yapabiliyorsa
Ve, perde-ve-atmak bir dönüş üzerine risk
Ve kaybetmek, ve başlangıçlar tekrar başlatın
Ve kaybı ile ilgili tek kelime asla;
Sizi zorlayabilir eğer kalp ve sinir ve sinir
Onlar gitti bir süre sonra sizde hizmet etmek,
Eğer bir şey olduğunda ve benzeri tutun
Onlara diyor Will hariç: '! Bekle'

Eğer kalabalık ile konuşmak ve erdem tutabilir,
, Ne de ortak dokunmatik kaybetmek - veya Kings ile yürümek
Düşmanlar ne de sevgi dolu arkadaş ne size zarar veremez ise,
Bütün insanlar sizinle saymak, ama hiçbiri çok fazla ise;
Eğer affetmez dakika doldurabilirsiniz eğer
Mesafe koşusu altmış saniye değerinde ile,
Sevgiler, Dünya ve içinde her şeyi olan
Ve - daha - sen, oğlum bir adam olacak!

daviesee

I thought this may be the most appropriate thread.
My sister in law has just posted this on Facebook:-

"Thanks for the reminder Universe
Soooooooooo... how's it going down on earth, Diane? You know, in time and space? Where thoughts become things, all things are possible, and dreams come true?! Are you totally kicking butt?
Oh, I see...
Uh-huh...
Right...
Ya don't say...
Diane, I want to let you in on a little secret... E V E R Y O N E has issues... everyone. Even those who don't seem like it. Because without issues, NOTHING WOULD BE WORTHWHILE.
Think about that.
So glad we had this little talk.
Tallyho,
The Universe"

Can anyone translate?
Personally, I think she is going bonkers.

simonhead

daviesee wrote:

I thought this may be the most appropriate thread.
My sister in law has just posted this on Facebook:-

"Thanks for the reminder Universe
Soooooooooo... how's it going down on earth, Diane? You know, in time and space? Where thoughts become things, all things are possible, and dreams come true?! Are you totally kicking butt?
Oh, I see...
Uh-huh...
Right...
Ya don't say...
Diane, I want to let you in on a little secret... E V E R Y O N E has issues... everyone. Even those who don't seem like it. Because without issues, NOTHING WOULD BE WORTHWHILE.
Think about that.
So glad we had this little talk.
Tallyho,
The Universe"

Can anyone translate?
Personally, I think she is going bonkers.

She was abducted by Aliens a few years ago and now communicates with them by facebook. Its a coded message to say that the planet is ripe for attack...........see Falling Skies. I think she may be harnessed.

daviesee

simonhead wrote:

She was abducted by Aliens a few years ago and now communicates with them by facebook. Its a coded message to say that the planet is ripe for attack...........see Falling Skies. I think she may be harnessed.

Thanks for that.
Who do I ask to sanction the hit?

DonDaddyD

Where the fuck am I on this list?

I'm about to go olde skool DDD up in this muthafuka. Olde Skool on ya ass!

Read this

me on 19 May 2009 13:48 wrote:

Well done. Double no brainer prize for the person who can tell me why this is an inaccurate measure of speed. But questionable if Hyperspace is the process (like Warp Speed) of folding space and not traversing distance at a particular momentum.

Oh FFS I've got my geek on now... The Kessel run is a course through space - like the A3 is a road through London. A Parsec is a measurement of distance not speed. The Kessel run can only be so many parsecs/miles/lightyears etc, that cannot change regardless of the speed being travelled.

However [DDD theory] If you can theoretically fold space to travel from point A to B i.e. Warp speed - which is what the Enterprise does - then folding space isn't dependant on speed but how well space is folded. Therefore if a ship folds the distance between point A to B into 12 parsecs and another ship folds it into 24 and both left at the same time, then the first ship would arrive before the second appearing quicker/faster but in reality it just has a better command of the law of physics.[/DDD theory]

Feel free to shoot this down....

Believe it or not it started because I was talking about my commute!

Stevo_666

DonDaddyD wrote:

Where the fark am I on this list?

I'm about to go olde skool DDD up in this muthafuka. Olde Skool on ya ass!

Read this

me on 19 May 2009 13:48 wrote:

Well done. Double no brainer prize for the person who can tell me why this is an inaccurate measure of speed. But questionable if Hyperspace is the process (like Warp Speed) of folding space and not traversing distance at a particular momentum.

Oh FFS I've got my geek on now... The Kessel run is a course through space - like the A3 is a road through London. A Parsec is a measurement of distance not speed. The Kessel run can only be so many parsecs/miles/lightyears etc, that cannot change regardless of the speed being travelled.

However [DDD theory] If you can theoretically fold space to travel from point A to B i.e. Warp speed - which is what the Enterprise does - then folding space isn't dependant on speed but how well space is folded. Therefore if a ship folds the distance between point A to B into 12 parsecs and another ship folds it into 24 and both left at the same time, then the first ship would arrive before the second appearing quicker/faster but in reality it just has a better command of the law of physics.[/DDD theory]

Feel free to shoot this down....

Believe it or not it started because I was talking about my commute!

We've already got all the evidence we need from the last week

Get him on...

rubertoe

No catchall all of the above vote.

Fail.