Would you like chips with that sir?

El Capitano
El Capitano Posts: 6,401
edited October 2013 in The Crudcatcher
Apparently Ste_T did, but was sadly disappointed. Although not as disappointed as the waitress that was reduced to tears. :lol:

Obviously an in joke for the CC2CC crew...
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    El Capitano wrote:
    Apparently Ste_T did, but was sadly disappointed. Although not as disappointed as the waitress that was reduced to tears. :lol:

    Obviously an in joke for the CC2CC crew...

    Who the feck are you?
  • lawman
    lawman Posts: 6,868
    He didn't even get a pudding...
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    .....and I do like a pudding, Pet
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,424
    lawman wrote:
    He didn't even get a pudding...
    Is that a euphemism?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ste_t
    ste_t Posts: 1,599
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    lawman wrote:
    He didn't even get a pudding...
    Is that a euphemism?

    Yep.

    And everyone got one apart from me.
  • Yossie
    Yossie Posts: 2,600
    matthew h wrote:
    El Capitano wrote:
    Apparently Ste_T did, but was sadly disappointed. Although not as disappointed as the waitress that was reduced to tears. :lol:

    Obviously an in joke for the CC2CC crew...

    Who the feck are you?

    Buullshyt - who the feck are you?
  • ste_t
    ste_t Posts: 1,599
    Yossie wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    El Capitano wrote:
    Apparently Ste_T did, but was sadly disappointed. Although not as disappointed as the waitress that was reduced to tears. :lol:

    Obviously an in joke for the CC2CC crew...

    Who the feck are you?

    Buullshyt - who the feck are you?

    How about you jog on back to where you belong?
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    ste_t wrote:
    Yossie wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    El Capitano wrote:
    Apparently Ste_T did, but was sadly disappointed. Although not as disappointed as the waitress that was reduced to tears. :lol:

    Obviously an in joke for the CC2CC crew...

    Who the feck are you?

    Buullshyt - who the feck are you?

    How about you jog on back to where you belong?

    And if you don't, he will make you cry!!!
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    ste_t wrote:
    Yossie wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    El Capitano wrote:
    Apparently Ste_T did, but was sadly disappointed. Although not as disappointed as the waitress that was reduced to tears. :lol:

    Obviously an in joke for the CC2CC crew...

    Who the feck are you?

    Buullshyt - who the feck are you?

    How about you jog on back to where you belong?

    Where would that be? A bike forum somewhere?

    Is there a vetting system? Do you decide who's allowed here and who isn't? So far, having gatecrashed the CCers forum for a laugh and nothing more, some of you have a sense of humour and some of you take yourselves way too seriously.
    So sorry we piddled on your private little clique - just tell me when you are accepting applications again.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • TheNorthernTrain
    TheNorthernTrain Posts: 1,049
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Do you decide who's allowed here and who isn't?

    Yes, we do actually. :roll:
    MmmBop

    Go big or go home.
  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,981
    Whilst there is no formal application process, Gazlar encourages casting sessions at a travelodge in Bolton. That *may* help you to be accepted, or it may just end in herpes....... again.
    "Avan-TT"
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    Whilst there is no formal application process, Gazlar encourages casting sessions at a travelodge in Bolton. That *may* help you to be accepted, or it may just end in herpes....... again.
    Is Gazlar that bald hairy Russian bloke? If so.. Top mounting sir :D
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    Whilst there is no formal application process, Gazlar encourages casting sessions at a travelodge in Bolton. That *may* help you to be accepted, or it may just end in herpes....... again.

    Herpes twice in the same year?! Oh feck, can't you shift it to a better location like Stoke ? The quality of munters in Stoke is A1 and they are dirt cheap too. I hear there's a BOGOFF offer on them in November.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Gazlar wrote:
    ste_t wrote:
    Yossie wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    El Capitano wrote:
    Apparently Ste_T did, but was sadly disappointed. Although not as disappointed as the waitress that was reduced to tears. :lol:

    Obviously an in joke for the CC2CC crew...

    Who the feck are you?

    Buullshyt - who the feck are you?

    How about you jog on back to where you belong?

    And if you don't, he will make you cry!!!

    Is there some link between this and the herpes that Cat With No Tail says you gave him :shock: :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,981
    woah woah woah!

    I never gave anyone herpes!




    I'm a chlamydia man.

    Edit: didn't read that properly.

    I'll just go sit in the corner and play with myself.
    "Avan-TT"
    F*cking Fast 29er
    Rapid Rose Roady
    Bionicon Beast
    Rockhopper Communter
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    woah woah woah!

    I never gave anyone herpes!




    I'm a chlamydia man.

    Edit: didn't read that properly.

    I'll just go sit in the corner and play with myself.

    Don't do that, it makes you go blind (I should know I'm sat here typing on a braille computer :wink: ) - it was poor eye sight that just got you into trouble too :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Cat With No Tail wrote:

    I'm a chlamydia man.

    Edit: didn't read that properly.

    I'll just go sit in the corner and play with myself.

    You will not catch Chlamydia on your own CWNT. Meet Penelope, she WLTM a fit man with GSOH and a bathtub (owns own soap). Penelope has every STD imaginable and would be happy to share her clinic experiences with you. She's very lonely and likes Tom Cats:

    fat-women-15ee.jpg
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,981
    Who said that?
    "Avan-TT"
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    seanoconn wrote:
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    Whilst there is no formal application process, Gazlar encourages casting sessions at a travelodge in Bolton. That *may* help you to be accepted, or it may just end in herpes....... again.
    Is Gazlar that bald hairy Russian bloke? If so.. Top mounting sir :D

    This is I, you must dance to please me

    10007597126_c36d9fd34a.jpg
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    Gazlar wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    Whilst there is no formal application process, Gazlar encourages casting sessions at a travelodge in Bolton. That *may* help you to be accepted, or it may just end in herpes....... again.
    Is Gazlar that bald hairy Russian bloke? If so.. Top mounting sir :D

    This is I, you must dance to please me

    10007597126_c36d9fd34a.jpg
    Sorry Gaz, I got you mixed up with this bloke

    1BFC4FED-1ED8-4480-BFBE-82424DFA35C8-983-000002748C8A92DC_zps51956c7a.jpg
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    seanoconn wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    Whilst there is no formal application process, Gazlar encourages casting sessions at a travelodge in Bolton. That *may* help you to be accepted, or it may just end in herpes....... again.
    Is Gazlar that bald hairy Russian bloke? If so.. Top mounting sir :D

    This is I, you must dance to please me

    10007597126_c36d9fd34a.jpg
    Sorry Gaz, I got you mixed up with this bloke

    1BFC4FED-1ED8-4480-BFBE-82424DFA35C8-983-000002748C8A92DC_zps51956c7a.jpg

    Understandable really
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp

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