King B0llocks, Ruler of the BB Empire
arran77
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Brothers (and sisters) of BB, is has come to my attention, and no doubt yours, that in recent months, dark storm clouds of war have been amassing over BikeRadar, the hallowed place that we call Bottom Bracket (and our more civilised neighbour Cake Stop) have been infiltrated by outsiders seeking to disrupt the happy chaos that normally ensues :?
I have no doubt that this is just the start of much bigger things to come and I for one will fight to the end to preserve all that we hold dear; it is our right to talk of norkage without fear of persecution, it is our right to exchange meaningless insults and above all it is our right to talk utter b0llocks.
We have seen brave attempts already to uphold our honour in other parts of BikeRadar, pinarello001, daviesee, team47b, ballysmate, seanoconn and yossie, your endeavours have not gone un-noticed, and you will be handsomely rewarded once we are victorious.
I have no doubt that we will be victorious and claim the rightful control of the BikeRadar Empire but in order to ensure victory I believe we need a leader. There will be many who believe they can take this responsibility but there will be few who are capable :shock:
For this reason I believe we must select the one who has shown most commitment to the sacred land of BB, we shall establish this by seeing who posts the most b0llocks in our hallowed land based on our ‘most active forum’ percentage (as a starting point I claim 39.45% b0llocks which I have no doubt will be surpassed by some of the community elders!!).
Once selected, this person shall be crowned King B0llocks, Ruler of the BB Empire, and will lead us to war, and to victory
We will fight them on the commuter front and we will fight them in crud catcher.
Until such time however we must all remain vigilant to the ever present threats that surround us and protect one another from the evils that lurk beneath :evil:
I have no doubt that this is just the start of much bigger things to come and I for one will fight to the end to preserve all that we hold dear; it is our right to talk of norkage without fear of persecution, it is our right to exchange meaningless insults and above all it is our right to talk utter b0llocks.
We have seen brave attempts already to uphold our honour in other parts of BikeRadar, pinarello001, daviesee, team47b, ballysmate, seanoconn and yossie, your endeavours have not gone un-noticed, and you will be handsomely rewarded once we are victorious.
I have no doubt that we will be victorious and claim the rightful control of the BikeRadar Empire but in order to ensure victory I believe we need a leader. There will be many who believe they can take this responsibility but there will be few who are capable :shock:
For this reason I believe we must select the one who has shown most commitment to the sacred land of BB, we shall establish this by seeing who posts the most b0llocks in our hallowed land based on our ‘most active forum’ percentage (as a starting point I claim 39.45% b0llocks which I have no doubt will be surpassed by some of the community elders!!).
Once selected, this person shall be crowned King B0llocks, Ruler of the BB Empire, and will lead us to war, and to victory
We will fight them on the commuter front and we will fight them in crud catcher.
Until such time however we must all remain vigilant to the ever present threats that surround us and protect one another from the evils that lurk beneath :evil:
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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If the sole criterion is spouting b0llocks, it has to be Pinarello. He is the fount of all things b0llocks. In fact, everything he posts seems to be b0llocks. 0
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This ^^^Ballysmate wrote:If the sole criterion is spouting b0llocks, it has to be Pinarello. He is the fount of all things b0llocks. In fact, everything he posts seems to be b0llocks.
With a masters degree in b0llocks you'd do well to understand 1% of Pinarello's posts.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
I am not worthy to kiss the sandals of the anointed one...0
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Seanoconn
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40.17 % b0llocks......Check
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The Big Girls Thread......Mate!Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Seanoconn sneaks into the lead there
Who will challenge him "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Although I do try (and am seen as some as very trying) I can but aspire to become King of The b0llocks (I believe that I currently hold Lord of the Idiots) I trust that there is someone worthier than me to take and uphold this beloved and sacred title.
May I humbly suggest that although his postage and percentage may be up there, for post to b0llocks ratio VTech may be up there? Perchance the requirement for a separate title?0 -
Hurrumph!
No stats for me except:-
5308 posts, 3.33 per day.0.14% of all posts.None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.0 -
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Although I do try (and am seen as some as very trying) I can but aspire to become King of The b0llocks (I believe that I currently hold Lord of the Idiots) I trust that there is someone worthier than me to take and uphold this beloved and sacred title.
May I humbly suggest that although his postage and percentage may be up there, for post to b0llocks ratio VTech may be up there? Perchance the requirement for a separate title?
A worthy adversary steals the crown from seanoconn
VTech may spout a large quantity of b0llocks but I'm fecked if he's gonna be King, he has alligances with the dark side :shock:"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Although I do try (and am seen as some as very trying) I can but aspire to become King of The b0llocks (I believe that I currently hold Lord of the Idiots) I trust that there is someone worthier than me to take and uphold this beloved and sacred title.
May I humbly suggest that although his postage and percentage may be up there, for post to b0llocks ratio VTech may be up there? Perchance the requirement for a separate title?
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All hail King YossieYossie wrote:Joined:Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:23 am
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Although I do try (and am seen as some as very trying) I can but aspire to become King of The b0llocks (I believe that I currently hold Lord of the Idiots) I trust that there is someone worthier than me to take and uphold this beloved and sacred title.
May I humbly suggest that although his postage and percentage may be up there, for post to b0llocks ratio VTech may be up there? Perchance the requirement for a separate title?
Imaginary friend save the King!
Don't mind doffing my cycle helmet to King Yossie.
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Or kissing anything else come to think of it...0
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A kind of puppet king ship where those behind the scenes wield the power... And the monarch can be disposed of when it's convenient...0
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This is from my control panel. I don't have a high post count, so could I be a squire to one of the Knights of Bottom Bracket ? I promise I am worthy as I talk bolloks in real life as well as on here, innit.I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...0 -
Although I do feel a random sense of b0llocks spouting superiority, I feel that I could not have attained this position of both high responsibility and blingness without my loyal patriachs - I salute all of you for the work that you have done in the past and the work that we shall have to do to protect our empire from meddling mediocrats and the goths from communteruntville.
Do you reckon that if I tell TDN that I'm King of b0llocks that she'll snog me? I mentioned it to TDV and she laughed and told me to go and empty the cat litter and to stop being such a jeff bag.0 -
I don't bow down to nobody.
Well played though Yossie. Well played.None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.0 -
As much as it pains me to say, I think there is only one winner here....
Pina take it with 65.74% :roll:"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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seanoconn wrote:
Oh FFS!arran77 wrote:As much as it pains me to say, I think there is only one winner here....
Pina take it with 65.74% :roll:
All hail King P.... Nope, I can't do it
It is a fecker isn't it, maybe someone else will come along to save the day!
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Don't do it - the last time we had a lefty from Scotland with political ambitions in charge of anything, it all ended it tears..next thing we'll find out Mr. P only has one eye...seanoconn wrote:All hail King P.... Nope, I can't do it"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Woah - hail the New King - the King is dead, long live the King.
As an aside imagine if Elvis was on here - would the King be King.
Alternatively, just imagine if Pina is Elvis - now that's a thought. Uh - ha.0
