sorry to hear...
team47b
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...about poor old arran77, I can't believe what has happened :shock:
I think we need to start some sort of fund to help him over this difficult time.
Any ideas on what we can do to help?
I think we need to start some sort of fund to help him over this difficult time.
Any ideas on what we can do to help?
my isetta is a 300cc bike
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Hey you cheeky fecker, I didn't mean mayhem at my expense
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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arran77 wrote:Hey you cheeky fecker, I didn't mean mayhem at my expense
No don't try to deny the problem, you need help, don't be embarrassed to ask your friends, we are here for you, supporting, if you'll excuse the pun in poor taste.
I can help with some bandages and a couple of small splints, what can others do?
Anyone got any small blue pills to spare?
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aaaaaron needs our help, are you in?my isetta is a 300cc bike0
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team47b wrote:arran77 wrote:Hey you cheeky fecker, I didn't mean mayhem at my expense
No don't try to deny the problem, you need help, don't be embarrassed to ask your friends, we are here for you, supporting, if you'll excuse the pun in poor taste.
I can help with some bandages and a couple of small splints, what can others do?
Anyone got any small blue pills to spare?
It can happen to anyone you know
Ah, my addiction to those little blue pills, I get it, how was I meant to know it would have to be amputated :roll:
As for the little splint, I'm going to need an extra large one with the reconstructive surgery I have planned, especially now that the battles on for the lovely Susanna
although I do understand that she wants a more 'mature' man so I might have to suggest you or Mikey23 "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Mature, mature, never been called that before!
Not sure that I want to even be in the same sentence as Mikey, let alone the same age category, he is like ancient, we are not even in the same decade.
36 is mature.
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team47b wrote:Mature, mature, never been called that before!
Not sure that I want to even be in the same sentence as Mikey, let alone the same age category, he is like ancient, we are not even in the same decade.
36 is mature.
Any offense caused is purely intentional
Sorry, for 'mature', read senile :P
I think Mikey could well be in a totally different category!!
You're right, 36 is old, according to seanoconn anyway
How's the fund raising going for my re-constructive surgery then
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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When you said "read senile" I thought it was a magazine, I now have images in my head I didn't want :shock:my isetta is a 300cc bike0
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Cable ties. Yep, cable ties - you'll need them to attach the little splint.
These might be a little too big:
Product Selector Results
Product Price per pack (100) Packs Required
100+ 1000+ 10,000+
Cable Ties - 80mm x 2.5mm - Black £0.26 £0.24 £0.21 £0.52 (200 pcs) (Exc. VAT)
You can get them in 'Natural colour' too - so they blend in and she won't notice. Mind you, she hasn't 'noticed' yet seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Phew, there seems to have been a mistake, apparently the man in question is in his sixties, must be Mikey23 or t47b!!
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/penis-amputated-after-viagra-overdose-2294716
Seems to go by the name of Ramírez Polanía now though :?"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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oMG... Checking those calcium supplement pills right now. I think it says for bone health or it might be my eye sight...0
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Mikey23 wrote:oMG... Checking those calcium supplement pills right now. I think it says for bone health or it might be my eye sight...
No, eye sight problems are caused by something else "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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