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sorry to hear...

team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
edited September 2013 in The bottom bracket
...about poor old arran77, I can't believe what has happened :shock:

I think we need to start some sort of fund to help him over this difficult time.

Any ideas on what we can do to help?
my isetta is a 300cc bike

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  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Hey you cheeky fecker, I didn't mean mayhem at my expense :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    arran77 wrote:
    Hey you cheeky fecker, I didn't mean mayhem at my expense :lol:

    No don't try to deny the problem, you need help, don't be embarrassed to ask your friends, we are here for you, supporting, if you'll excuse the pun in poor taste.

    I can help with some bandages and a couple of small splints, what can others do?

    Anyone got any small blue pills to spare?

    It can happen to anyone you know :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • Mikey23Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    What?
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    aaaaaron needs our help, are you in?
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 6,731
    team47b wrote:
    aaaaaron needs our help, are you in?
    Speak up t47b, Mikey's hearing is not what it was
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    team47b wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Hey you cheeky fecker, I didn't mean mayhem at my expense :lol:

    No don't try to deny the problem, you need help, don't be embarrassed to ask your friends, we are here for you, supporting, if you'll excuse the pun in poor taste.

    I can help with some bandages and a couple of small splints, what can others do?

    Anyone got any small blue pills to spare?

    It can happen to anyone you know :D

    Ah, my addiction to those little blue pills, I get it, how was I meant to know it would have to be amputated :roll:

    As for the little splint, I'm going to need an extra large one with the reconstructive surgery I have planned, especially now that the battles on for the lovely Susanna :wink: although I do understand that she wants a more 'mature' man so I might have to suggest you or Mikey23 :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    Mature, mature, never been called that before!

    Not sure that I want to even be in the same sentence as Mikey, let alone the same age category, he is like ancient, we are not even in the same decade.

    36 is mature.

    Any offense caused is purely intentional :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    team47b wrote:
    Mature, mature, never been called that before!

    Not sure that I want to even be in the same sentence as Mikey, let alone the same age category, he is like ancient, we are not even in the same decade.

    36 is mature.

    Any offense caused is purely intentional :D

    Sorry, for 'mature', read senile :P

    I think Mikey could well be in a totally different category!!

    You're right, 36 is old, according to seanoconn anyway :lol:

    How's the fund raising going for my re-constructive surgery then :mrgreen:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    When you said "read senile" I thought it was a magazine, I now have images in my head I didn't want :shock:
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • pinnopinno Posts: 40,173
    Cable ties. Yep, cable ties - you'll need them to attach the little splint.

    These might be a little too big:

    Product Selector Results

    Product Price per pack (100) Packs Required
    100+ 1000+ 10,000+
    Cable Ties - 80mm x 2.5mm - Black £0.26 £0.24 £0.21 £0.52 (200 pcs) (Exc. VAT)

    You can get them in 'Natural colour' too - so they blend in and she won't notice. Mind you, she hasn't 'noticed' yet :D
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Phew, there seems to have been a mistake, apparently the man in question is in his sixties, must be Mikey23 or t47b!!

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/penis-amputated-after-viagra-overdose-2294716

    Seems to go by the name of Ramírez Polanía now though :?
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Mikey23Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    oMG... Checking those calcium supplement pills right now. I think it says for bone health or it might be my eye sight...
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Mikey23 wrote:
    oMG... Checking those calcium supplement pills right now. I think it says for bone health or it might be my eye sight...

    No, eye sight problems are caused by something else :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 14,774
    arran77 wrote:
    Mikey23 wrote:
    oMG... Checking those calcium supplement pills right now. I think it says for bone health or it might be my eye sight...

    No, eye sight problems are caused by something else :wink:

    I might risk the one eye then.
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