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simonheadsimonhead Posts: 1,399
edited September 2013 in The cake stop
http://metro.co.uk/2013/09/24/chessington-world-of-adventures-bans-leopard-print-clothing-on-zufari-4100645/

I got to the end of the article and had hoped to see somewhere "Tina 23 from Romford was mauled after an aroused Zebra mistook her for a mate".
Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.

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  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    simonhead wrote:
    http://metro.co.uk/2013/09/24/chessington-world-of-adventures-bans-leopard-print-clothing-on-zufari-4100645/

    I got to the end of the article and had hoped to see somewhere "Tina 23 from Romford was mauled after an aroused Zebra mistook her for a mate".

    Looking at that first picture I reckon any animal would be hard pushed to think that was anything other than some old trollop in a dodgy leopard print coat and and iffy hair do :shock:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • simonheadsimonhead Posts: 1,399
    Gotta love the metro, some of the articles are just odd, there is a link on the page to an article about an italian runner with a fake pecker.
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Bit like the story the other day about the guy who had to have his pecker amputated after a deliberate overdose of Viagra, he'd been trying to impress his girlfriend :shock:

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/penis-amputated-after-viagra-overdose-2294716

    :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ProssPross Posts: 25,331
    simonhead wrote:
    Gotta love the metro, some of the articles are just odd, there is a link on the page to an article about an italian runner with a fake pecker.

    Isn't it just a free offshoot of the dreaded Mail? If so maybe they are using that tried and tested drug dealer method of free fixes before moving you to something stronger and charging for it!
  • ProssPross Posts: 25,331
    arran77 wrote:
    simonhead wrote:
    http://metro.co.uk/2013/09/24/chessington-world-of-adventures-bans-leopard-print-clothing-on-zufari-4100645/

    I got to the end of the article and had hoped to see somewhere "Tina 23 from Romford was mauled after an aroused Zebra mistook her for a mate".

    Looking at that first picture I reckon any animal would be hard pushed to think that was anything other than some old trollop in a dodgy leopard print coat and and iffy hair do :shock:


    I mistook her for a bloke in drag.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Pross wrote:
    simonhead wrote:
    Gotta love the metro, some of the articles are just odd, there is a link on the page to an article about an italian runner with a fake pecker.

    Isn't it just a free offshoot of the dreaded Mail? If so maybe they are using that tried and tested drug dealer method of free fixes before moving you to something stronger and charging for it!

    This maybe true but you've got to love the Daily Mail for the shear comedy value of their 'news' :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
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