I think I may have a tapeworm

msmancunia
msmancunia Posts: 1,415
edited September 2013 in Commuting chat
Anyone else eating stupid amounts of food that don't necessarily correlate to the amount of cycling?

Last night - large plate of lasagne and two glasses of wine with current gentleman caller (yep, so far so good)

Had chocolate muesli for breakfast, then a banana and a tracker when I got to work, then I couldn't wait any longer and ate a chicken sandwich and an apple by half nine, and I've just had to go to Asda across the road and get another sandwich, a bag of crisps and um, two Wispas. And I'm still not full. I'm not even doing riding at weekends at the moment due to work things - UCI election, AGM prep, D-I-flipping-Y etc.

I feel like something is making me fatten up for winter and I don't like it. But if it's a tapeworm I might keep it - I wasn't allowed pets when I was a kid.
Commute: Chadderton - Sportcity

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  • asprilla
    asprilla Posts: 8,440
    Winter. Nature is getting you ready for hibernation.
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  • sketchley
    sketchley Posts: 4,238
    New gentleman caller, are you getting more "exercise" than normal?
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  • rubertoe
    rubertoe Posts: 3,994
    Sketchley wrote:
    New gentleman caller, are you getting more "exercise" than normal?

    "Snigger".
    "If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."

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  • menthel
    menthel Posts: 2,484
    Sketchley wrote:
    New gentleman caller, are you getting more "exercise" than normal?

    That can lead to another kind of parasite you know... ;)
    RIP commute...
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,692
    msmancunia wrote:
    ...with current gentleman caller (yep, so far so good)
    ...I'm not even doing riding at weekends at the moment ...
    Pay attention you lot. :roll:
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  • davis
    davis Posts: 2,506
    There's something about the phrase "current" gentleman caller...

    Reminds me of my father, who still introduces my mother as his "first wife".
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  • fat_tail
    fat_tail Posts: 786
    Asprilla wrote:
    Winter. Nature is getting you ready for hibernation.

    its only September !
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  • Calpol
    Calpol Posts: 1,039
    Eating for two?
    Thats a serious amount of food/ calories. I would estimate that in the last 24 hours you are close to 3000 calories which would seem a lot for a woman. Of course it all depends on your own size and metabolism and activity levels but if you keep on like that you may find that the gentleman calls less often.
  • asprilla
    asprilla Posts: 8,440
    fat_tail wrote:
    Asprilla wrote:
    Winter. Nature is getting you ready for hibernation.

    its only September !

    You don't wait until winter to prepare for hibernation, you do it during the harvest season. Now we are in September, you should see my plums.

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  • tgotb
    tgotb Posts: 4,714
    msmancunia wrote:
    current gentleman caller (yep, so far so good)
    Calpol wrote:
    Eating for two?
    Nail. Head. Hit.
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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,084
    We have that table, in yellow #brightlycolouredplastichell

    That is a nice bowl of plums, though. Our harvest has been rather mediocre this year. Toms were a dead loss; one cucumber and two miniature courgettes. Loads of spuds and cherries earlier in the year.
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  • hegyestomi
    hegyestomi Posts: 504
    So it seems to me that your date a few month's back worked out well...
    :mrgreen:
  • suzyb
    suzyb Posts: 3,449
    You call that a stupid amount of food...lightweight :roll:

    It could be the opposite of eating for two. That causes me to eat excessively.
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  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    I have similar symptoms.

    Could I also be eating for two?

    Now that would be a headline. :wink:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    You lot are disgusting. (but very funny :lol: )

    I can categorically state I am not eating for two. Unless I do have a tapeworm, then I would be. Definitely not the other - I don't put out *that* easily. Despite appearances, I am not actually a drunken chocolate addicted bike riding Manc slapper. Much :oops:
    Commute: Chadderton - Sportcity
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    msmancunia wrote:
    You lot are disgusting. (but very funny :lol: )

    I can categorically state I am not eating for two. Unless I do have a tapeworm, then I would be. Definitely not the other - I don't put out *that* easily. Despite appearances, I am not actually a drunken chocolate addicted bike riding Manc slapper. Much :oops:

    If only I wasn't already married, you sound luuvly :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    arran77 wrote:
    msmancunia wrote:
    You lot are disgusting. (but very funny :lol: )

    I can categorically state I am not eating for two. Unless I do have a tapeworm, then I would be. Definitely not the other - I don't put out *that* easily. Despite appearances, I am not actually a drunken chocolate addicted bike riding Manc slapper. Much :oops:

    If only I wasn't already married, you sound luuvly :lol:

    No boobies.... I are disappoint

    :P
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  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    No boobies.... I are disappoint

    :P
    Last time I put a photo of boobies on the forum I was banned.

    Just saying........
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    daviesee wrote:
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    No boobies.... I are disappoint

    :P
    Last time I put a photo of boobies on the forum I was banned.

    Just saying........

    Nips over here, sort of...

    http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=30005&t=12942539

    :lol:
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  • markhewitt1978
    markhewitt1978 Posts: 7,614
    I've noticed I'm more hungry now than I was a few weeks ago. I think it's probably due to daylight length, as you say, the body preparing for winter.
  • menthel
    menthel Posts: 2,484
    So that is why we ended up in a Harvester on Sunday, in which I then proceeded to eat a whole animal and then have a bucket of ice cream for pud!
    RIP commute...
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    All I got from the OP was Wispas? Ew, who eat's wispa bars? Dreadful things, it's snickers or twix and nowt else.

    Also Ms Manc you're eating because:

    1. It's all the sex you're getting.
    2. You're adding mass to aid inertia and increase the enjoyment of all the sex you're getting.
    3. It's all the sex you're getting and now you're pregnant.
    Food Chain number = 4

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  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    All I got from the OP was Wispas? Ew, who eat's wispa bars? Dreadful things, it's snickers or twix and nowt else......
    Phht!
    Americanisms. :evil:
    Was a Marathon bar and will always be a Marathon bar. :!:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • vermin
    vermin Posts: 1,739
    daviesee wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    All I got from the OP was Wispas? Ew, who eat's wispa bars? Dreadful things, it's snickers or twix and nowt else......
    Phht!
    Americanisms. :evil:
    Was a Marathon bar and will always be a Marathon bar. :!:

    Don't get you snickers in a twix.
  • gabriel959
    gabriel959 Posts: 4,227
    vermin wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    All I got from the OP was Wispas? Ew, who eat's wispa bars? Dreadful things, it's snickers or twix and nowt else......
    Phht!
    Americanisms. :evil:
    Was a Marathon bar and will always be a Marathon bar. :!:

    Don't get you snickers in a twix.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    I feel your pain, i've gained 11lbs since the Marmotte :(

    and its not down to a new man :roll:
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  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493
    Calpol wrote:
    Eating for two?
    Thats a serious amount of food/ calories. I would estimate that in the last 24 hours you are close to 3000 calories which would seem a lot for a woman. Of course it all depends on your own size and metabolism and activity levels but if you keep on like that you may find that the gentleman calls less often.

    Unless he's a chubby chaser.....

    But seriously, have you used any apps/tinterwebz sites to calculate calories burned whilst cycling? My commute is worth 1700 a day....
  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493
    gabriel959 wrote:
    vermin wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    All I got from the OP was Wispas? Ew, who eat's wispa bars? Dreadful things, it's snickers or twix and nowt else......
    Phht!
    Americanisms. :evil:
    Was a Marathon bar and will always be a Marathon bar. :!:

    Don't get you snickers in a twix.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    *applauds*
  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    PBo wrote:
    gabriel959 wrote:
    vermin wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    All I got from the OP was Wispas? Ew, who eat's wispa bars? Dreadful things, it's snickers or twix and nowt else......
    Phht!
    Americanisms. :evil:
    Was a Marathon bar and will always be a Marathon bar. :!:

    Don't get you snickers in a twix.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    *applauds*

    *standing ovation* (whilst eating)
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  • gbsahne001
    gbsahne001 Posts: 1,973
    Kieran_Burns wrote:

    No boobies.... I are disappoint

    :P

    just for you



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