Couples to have sex in studio for TV show

arran77

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2429812/Sex-Box-Mariellas-Frostrups-Channel-4-intended-reclaim-sex-pornography.html

'A new television show will feature couples having sex in a sound-proofed box in a television studio with audience and then being interviewed about it afterwards.'

'The first couple to use the 'sex box' for the pre-recorded, hour-long show, which will air on October 7, is 20-somethings Rachel and Dean. They will be followed by Matt and John, who are in a long-term relationship, and childhood sweethearts Lynette and Des.'

Good job they didn't ask me, I don't think two minutes would make good television

me-109

Is that a box with windows? I can't see how that will work for the audience if it isn't.

And it's sound-proofed, so is the audience treated to a dodgy Dutch voiceover to give it some atmosphere, otherwise that's reeeeeaaaaalllly going to be wierd.

arran77

Says it's an opaque box so you'll just about get the grainy outline of someone's legs akimbo :roll:

junglist_matty

WHAT THE F@#!?

cornerblock

Is that the show's title?

arran77

junglist_matty wrote:

WHAT THE F@#!?

Especially the two marmite miners :shock:

junglist_matty

arran77 wrote:

Especially the two marmite miners :shock:

:oops: AWKWARD!

Pross

Why???

mpatts

For the purposes of Science, I am offering to give Frostrup one in the said opaque box. For scientific purpose only, you understand.

joenobody

I can see it now:

MF: What did you do in the box then? Did you have sex?
Couple: Yes.
MF: Ok, thanks. Next couple please.

Talk about a non-event...

arran77

mpatts wrote:

For the purposes of Science, I am offering to give Frostrup one in the said opaque box. For scientific purpose only, you understand.

Which of her opaque boxes do you favour

mpatts

arran77 wrote:

mpatts wrote:

For the purposes of Science, I am offering to give Frostrup one in the said opaque box. For scientific purpose only, you understand.

Which of her opaque boxes do you favour

To be honest, not fussy!

CrunchyToes

"It's a Knock-Up"?

crankycrank

Well that's almost as interesting as the woman who had her anus bleached on one of our quality TV shows here in the States. There she was nekkid, crouched like a dog, face in the camera, on the "procedure" table with the arsethetician applying the bleaching cream and the client commenting on how cold it was etc. Arrrrggghhh! I see no hope for the future of civilization. Worst thing about the whole ordeal was that I watched almost all of it. :oops:

arran77

crankycrank wrote:

Well that's almost as interesting as the woman who had her anus bleached on one of our quality TV shows here in the States. There she was nekkid, crouched like a dog, face in the camera, on the "procedure" table with the arsethetician applying the bleaching cream and the client commenting on how cold it was etc. Arrrrggghhh! I see no hope for the future of civilization. Worst thing about the whole ordeal was that I watched almost all of it. :oops:

Car crash TV

seanoconn

crankycrank wrote:

Well that's almost as interesting as the woman who had her anus bleached on one of our quality TV shows here in the States. There she was nekkid, crouched like a dog, face in the camera, on the "procedure" table with the arsethetician applying the bleaching cream and the client commenting on how cold it was etc. Arrrrggghhh! I see no hope for the future of civilization. Worst thing about the whole ordeal was that I watched almost all of it. :oops:

What was the programme called? Erm, I'm only asking so I can avoid it.... :oops:

crankycrank

seanoconn wrote:

What was the programme called? Erm, I'm only asking so I can avoid it.... :oops:

Well unbelievably it was cancelled but something about a beauty shop treatments reality show.

izza

crankycrank wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

What was the programme called? Erm, I'm only asking so I can avoid it.... :oops:

Well unbelievably it was cancelled but something about a beauty shop treatments reality show.

Why cancelled? Channel 4/5 have tried to show this concept for 10 years via Big Brother. Was Tarby or another Yewtree suspect due to present it?

arran77

izza wrote:

crankycrank wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

What was the programme called? Erm, I'm only asking so I can avoid it.... :oops:

Well unbelievably it was cancelled but something about a beauty shop treatments reality show.

Why cancelled? Channel 4/5 have tried to show this concept for 10 years via Big Brother. Was Tarby or another Yewtree suspect due to present it?

The difference there though is that the ar$ehole would have been presenting the programme rather than being the subject of it

Mikey23

I was going to post that I can't see the point...

arran77

Mikey23 wrote:

I was going to post that I can't see the point...

That's because it's an opaque box, apparently the producers don't want it to be porn :roll:

MichaelW

Is there a competitive aspect like Bake Off.

This week's technical challenge is the wheelbarrow.

What could this program possibly be called?

goonz

I am so glad I dont watch tv if this is what is shown these days!