Couples to have sex in studio for TV show

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2429812/Sex-Box-Mariellas-Frostrups-Channel-4-intended-reclaim-sex-pornography.html
'A new television show will feature couples having sex in a sound-proofed box in a television studio with audience and then being interviewed about it afterwards.'
'The first couple to use the 'sex box' for the pre-recorded, hour-long show, which will air on October 7, is 20-somethings Rachel and Dean. They will be followed by Matt and John, who are in a long-term relationship, and childhood sweethearts Lynette and Des.'
Good job they didn't ask me, I don't think two minutes would make good television
'A new television show will feature couples having sex in a sound-proofed box in a television studio with audience and then being interviewed about it afterwards.'
'The first couple to use the 'sex box' for the pre-recorded, hour-long show, which will air on October 7, is 20-somethings Rachel and Dean. They will be followed by Matt and John, who are in a long-term relationship, and childhood sweethearts Lynette and Des.'
Good job they didn't ask me, I don't think two minutes would make good television

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And it's sound-proofed, so is the audience treated to a dodgy Dutch voiceover to give it some atmosphere, otherwise that's reeeeeaaaaalllly going to be wierd.
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Especially the two marmite miners :shock:
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:oops: AWKWARD!
MF: What did you do in the box then? Did you have sex?
Couple: Yes.
MF: Ok, thanks. Next couple please.
Talk about a non-event...
Which of her opaque boxes do you favour
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To be honest, not fussy!
Car crash TV
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Why cancelled? Channel 4/5 have tried to show this concept for 10 years via Big Brother. Was Tarby or another Yewtree suspect due to present it?
The difference there though is that the ar$ehole would have been presenting the programme rather than being the subject of it
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That's because it's an opaque box, apparently the producers don't want it to be porn :roll:
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