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Couples to have sex in studio for TV show

arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
edited September 2013 in The bottom bracket
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2429812/Sex-Box-Mariellas-Frostrups-Channel-4-intended-reclaim-sex-pornography.html

'A new television show will feature couples having sex in a sound-proofed box in a television studio with audience and then being interviewed about it afterwards.'

'The first couple to use the 'sex box' for the pre-recorded, hour-long show, which will air on October 7, is 20-somethings Rachel and Dean. They will be followed by Matt and John, who are in a long-term relationship, and childhood sweethearts Lynette and Des.'


Good job they didn't ask me, I don't think two minutes would make good television :lol:
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

seanoconn

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  • me-109me-109 Posts: 1,369
    Is that a box with windows? I can't see how that will work for the audience if it isn't.

    And it's sound-proofed, so is the audience treated to a dodgy Dutch voiceover to give it some atmosphere, otherwise that's reeeeeaaaaalllly going to be wierd.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Says it's an opaque box so you'll just about get the grainy outline of someone's legs akimbo :roll:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • WHAT THE [email protected]#!?
  • Is that the show's title?
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    WHAT THE [email protected]#!?

    Especially the two marmite miners :shock:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77 wrote:
    Especially the two marmite miners :shock:

    :oops: AWKWARD!
  • ProssPross Posts: 25,412
    Why???
  • mpattsmpatts Posts: 1,002
    For the purposes of Science, I am offering to give Frostrup one in the said opaque box. For scientific purpose only, you understand.
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  • I can see it now:

    MF: What did you do in the box then? Did you have sex?
    Couple: Yes.
    MF: Ok, thanks. Next couple please.

    Talk about a non-event...
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    mpatts wrote:
    For the purposes of Science, I am offering to give Frostrup one in the said opaque box. For scientific purpose only, you understand.

    Which of her opaque boxes do you favour :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • mpattsmpatts Posts: 1,002
    arran77 wrote:
    mpatts wrote:
    For the purposes of Science, I am offering to give Frostrup one in the said opaque box. For scientific purpose only, you understand.

    Which of her opaque boxes do you favour :wink:

    To be honest, not fussy!
    Insert bike here:
  • "It's a Knock-Up"?
  • Well that's almost as interesting as the woman who had her censored bleached on one of our quality TV shows here in the States. There she was nekkid, crouched like a dog, face in the camera, on the "procedure" table with the arsethetician applying the bleaching cream and the client commenting on how cold it was etc. Arrrrggghhh! I see no hope for the future of civilization. Worst thing about the whole ordeal was that I watched almost all of it. :oops:
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Well that's almost as interesting as the woman who had her censored bleached on one of our quality TV shows here in the States. There she was nekkid, crouched like a dog, face in the camera, on the "procedure" table with the arsethetician applying the bleaching cream and the client commenting on how cold it was etc. Arrrrggghhh! I see no hope for the future of civilization. Worst thing about the whole ordeal was that I watched almost all of it. :oops:

    Car crash TV :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 6,731
    Well that's almost as interesting as the woman who had her censored bleached on one of our quality TV shows here in the States. There she was nekkid, crouched like a dog, face in the camera, on the "procedure" table with the arsethetician applying the bleaching cream and the client commenting on how cold it was etc. Arrrrggghhh! I see no hope for the future of civilization. Worst thing about the whole ordeal was that I watched almost all of it. :oops:
    What was the programme called? Erm, I'm only asking so I can avoid it.... :oops:
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  • seanoconn wrote:
    What was the programme called? Erm, I'm only asking so I can avoid it.... :oops:
    Well unbelievably it was cancelled but something about a beauty shop treatments reality show.
  • izzaizza Posts: 1,561
    seanoconn wrote:
    What was the programme called? Erm, I'm only asking so I can avoid it.... :oops:
    Well unbelievably it was cancelled but something about a beauty shop treatments reality show.

    Why cancelled? Channel 4/5 have tried to show this concept for 10 years via Big Brother. Was Tarby or another Yewtree suspect due to present it?
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    izza wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    What was the programme called? Erm, I'm only asking so I can avoid it.... :oops:
    Well unbelievably it was cancelled but something about a beauty shop treatments reality show.

    Why cancelled? Channel 4/5 have tried to show this concept for 10 years via Big Brother. Was Tarby or another Yewtree suspect due to present it?

    The difference there though is that the ar$ehole would have been presenting the programme rather than being the subject of it :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Mikey23Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    I was going to post that I can't see the point...
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Mikey23 wrote:
    I was going to post that I can't see the point...

    That's because it's an opaque box, apparently the producers don't want it to be porn :roll:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • MichaelWMichaelW Posts: 2,226
    Is there a competitive aspect like Bake Off.

    This week's technical challenge is the wheelbarrow.

    What could this program possibly be called?
  • goonzgoonz Posts: 3,106
    I am so glad I dont watch tv if this is what is shown these days!
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