What should I do?

seanoconn
seanoconn Posts: 11,734
edited September 2013 in The Crudcatcher
Ok, so I kind of got friendly with another forum member, more out of politeness than anything. He was away for a while and on his return I sent him a pm saying 'welcome back' and things kind of escalated from there. He told me he wants to be more than friends and I very firmly told him I'm not into men and don't feel the same way. It's all getting a little embarrassing now, he constantly obsessing about parts of my body and now he's publicly told everyone on the forum he loves me!

He seems a little fragile, so without wanting to hurt his feelings, How do I tell him to fark off without saying fark off?
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    I'd say just go with it, he's obviously gonna be a very attentive and grateful lover, and anatomically a mans mouth and a womans mouth are exactly the same.

    Have you ever tried the Travelodge in Bolton? Its great for sordid hook ups
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    looks like a nice steady relationship.

    viewtopic.php?f=30005&t=12940416

    go for it.
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  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Gazlar wrote:
    anatomically a mans mouth and a womans mouth are exactly the same.
    Pfft political correctness gone mad...
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,734
    Gazlar wrote:
    I'd say just go with it, he's obviously gonna be a very attentive and grateful lover, and anatomically a mans mouth and a womans mouth are exactly the same.

    Have you ever tried the Travelodge in Bolton? Its great for sordid hook ups
    Hmmmm. Do men and women have the same gag reflex? There's a lot to gag
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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    OP I'm guessing your a girl?

    If so, giggity!
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    Tell him after you take it up the bum you like to take a dump on there chest...
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,734
    thekickingmule wrote:
    OP I'm guessing your a girl?

    If so, giggity!
    I'm sensing its giggity either way
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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    I've just glanced through that thread, it's stupidly boring and I don't quite get what's going on.

    Roadies are weird.
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    thekickingmule wrote:
    I've just glanced through that thread, it's stupidly boring and I don't quite get what's going on.

    Roadies are weird.

    +1
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Thewaylander wrote:
    Tell him after you take it up the bum you like to take a dump on there chest...

    Looks like someone wants in on your action
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,734
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    thekickingmule wrote:
    I've just glanced through that thread, it's stupidly boring and I don't quite get what's going on.

    Roadies are weird.

    +1
    There's a clue in the title.

    And thanks, badge of honor
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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    seanoconn wrote:
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    thekickingmule wrote:
    I've just glanced through that thread, it's stupidly boring and I don't quite get what's going on.

    Roadies are weird.

    +1
    There's a clue in the title.

    And thanks, badge of honor
    A clue in the title? So you're basically wondering what you should 'do'? I'd suggest the bloke that's coming onto you then.
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,734
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    Later B!tches

    No talking about me when I'm gone and no put downs like, who was that boring farkwit + 1

    Keep up the cool stories bros
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  • Chunkers1980
    Chunkers1980 Posts: 8,035
    Tool
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    What the fark was all that about? :?
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    welshkev wrote:
    What the fark was all that about? :?
    +1
  • addivllangirb
    addivllangirb Posts: 322
    Fredblob?
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Who was that boring farkwit?
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Still don't know whether he was joking or not.

    I also think he's a man. Well, when I say man...
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    I tried the Travel Loge in Bolton and I would like to say to the OP that I found the whole experience 'Gopping'
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    nicklouse wrote:
    looks like a nice steady relationship.

    viewtopic.php?f=30005&t=12940416

    go for it.

    a quote from said thread about us in the crud:

    "I think those feckers are more messed up than us, they were talking about sh1ting on each other, they have the balls to say they don't understand us :shock:"

    :mrgreen:
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,326
    Why does every forum think they are "the most messed up forum on the internet...ever"

    I poke about on another and you get moaned at for not introducing yourself because it's "the most laid back form on the internet...ever". The still high five post counts :roll:
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    homers double wrote:
    Why does every forum think they are "the most messed up forum on the internet...ever"

    Because they're c**ts.
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,194
    Clank wrote:
    homers double wrote:
    Why does every forum think they are "the most messed up forum on the internet...ever"

    Because they're c**ts.

    Clank - don't hold back

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