Portaloos

'Orrible fecking things.
However, since our lovely council buddies have condemned us to piddling in places we shouldn't piddle because they demolished some greenhouses and upset the irrigation system and converted half our yard to a water fountain feature, we have no choice. The toilet block has been sealed off and the water is switched off anyway.
We got one (a 2nd hand Portaloo). We put it up and the base fell out of it. We angle grinded the rest off and are completely re-building the base using the old censored pan, some pallets and a lick of weathershield. Pics to follow.
So far, its cost 9 quid.
What should I do to embellish the new toilet facilities?
There must be a ream of jokes too keep the hope that we may have a toilet in working order in the not too distant future.
...and what should I write in a letter of complaint ?
However, since our lovely council buddies have condemned us to piddling in places we shouldn't piddle because they demolished some greenhouses and upset the irrigation system and converted half our yard to a water fountain feature, we have no choice. The toilet block has been sealed off and the water is switched off anyway.
We got one (a 2nd hand Portaloo). We put it up and the base fell out of it. We angle grinded the rest off and are completely re-building the base using the old censored pan, some pallets and a lick of weathershield. Pics to follow.
So far, its cost 9 quid.
What should I do to embellish the new toilet facilities?
There must be a ream of jokes too keep the hope that we may have a toilet in working order in the not too distant future.
...and what should I write in a letter of complaint ?
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