what is this ?

cookymonster
cookymonster Posts: 107
edited September 2013 in MTB general
a mate just won this on ebay , any one know what it is ?
don't know why he bought it though :roll:

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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    A flag holder?
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Some random thing a brain damaged person would buy because it had some yellow.
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  • cookymonster
    cookymonster Posts: 107
    :P :mrgreen::mrgreen: lol
    heres what the seller listed -


    Mysterious Bicycle Part
    No idea what this is, dad thought it was a saddle lock, but I can't see how it would lock your saddle. Whatever it is it has a shock absorber rubber washer at one end and an Allen key hole at the other.
    Looks to be brand new
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Wtf would you want that lol
  • cookymonster
    cookymonster Posts: 107
    lol , honestly a mate bought it not me
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    side on image and clear image of text on top. and pic of bottom bit by bellows.
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  • fredblob
    fredblob Posts: 196
    is it so you have a flag at the back of your bike.

    one part attaches to the seat post and the shock absorber stops your flag pole snapping or flopping about 2 much the flag goes in the yellow bit the stickers say do not insert a flag pole in to mouth eyes ears or arse hole in 4 different languages.

    sort of like this

    5Mg2W1v.jpg
  • prawny
    prawny Posts: 5,439
    Looks like a prototype rampant rabbit to me.
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    fredblob wrote:
    is it so you have a flag at the back of your bike.

    one part attaches to the seat post and the shock absorber stops your flag pole snapping or flopping about 2 much the flag goes in the yellow bit the stickers say do not insert a flag pole in to mouth eyes ears or ars* hole in 4 different languages.

    sort of like this

    5Mg2W1v.jpg

    Please see my post above ;)
  • fredblob
    fredblob Posts: 196
    welshkev wrote:
    fredblob wrote:
    is it so you have a flag at the back of your bike.

    one part attaches to the seat post and the shock absorber stops your flag pole snapping or flopping about 2 much the flag goes in the yellow bit the stickers say do not insert a flag pole in to mouth eyes ears or ars* hole in 4 different languages.

    sort of like this

    5Mg2W1v.jpg

    Please see my post above ;)

    i found a picture of a homo demonstrating your point :P
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    fredblob wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    fredblob wrote:
    is it so you have a flag at the back of your bike.

    one part attaches to the seat post and the shock absorber stops your flag pole snapping or flopping about 2 much the flag goes in the yellow bit the stickers say do not insert a flag pole in to mouth eyes ears or ars* hole in 4 different languages.

    sort of like this

    5Mg2W1v.jpg

    Please see my post above ;)

    i found a picture of a homo demonstrating your point :P

    Ahhhhh, so that's the friend you were on about :wink:
  • fredblob
    fredblob Posts: 196
    welshkev wrote:
    fredblob wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    fredblob wrote:
    is it so you have a flag at the back of your bike.

    one part attaches to the seat post and the shock absorber stops your flag pole snapping or flopping about 2 much the flag goes in the yellow bit the stickers say do not insert a flag pole in to mouth eyes ears or ars* hole in 4 different languages.

    sort of like this

    5Mg2W1v.jpg

    Please see my post above ;)

    i found a picture of a homo demonstrating your point :P

    Ahhhhh, so that's the friend you were on about :wink:


    no.


    he's not that fat or happy.

    and he's slightly better i think

    i would post pic but he's unfriended me on facebook so no can do
  • cookymonster
    cookymonster Posts: 107
    pmsl :mrgreen: take it no one knows then
  • WindyG
    WindyG Posts: 1,099
    fredblob wrote:
    he's not that fat or happy.

    and he's slightly better i think

    i would post pic but he's unfriended me on facebook so no can do

    So you are attracted to him then
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    cookymonster wrote:
    pmsl :mrgreen: take it no one knows then
    still waiting for you to do as i asked.

    i am about 90% sure but..
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  • The Northern Monkey
    The Northern Monkey Posts: 19,174
    Is that one of the upgrades he offered you?
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  • fredblob
    fredblob Posts: 196
    edited September 2013
    WindyG wrote:
    fredblob wrote:
    he's not that fat or happy.

    and he's slightly better i think

    i would post pic but he's unfriended me on facebook so no can do

    So you are attracted to him then

    the guy in picture looks to happy considering what hes holding
  • fredblob
    fredblob Posts: 196
    The Northern Monkey wrote:
    Is that one of the upgrades he offered you?

    if it will stop the talking he offered £200 and some new forks and dinner. i know its weird.
  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,981
    IBTL!

    Fred, while you're lurking in the closet, could you pass me out a tie for work tomorrow please?

    I assume by "£200" you mean "c0ck", and by "new forks", you mean....... "C0ck"

    and by "dinner", you mean...... "c0ck".

    Also, I assume you accepted?
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,861
    fredblob wrote:
    The Northern Monkey wrote:
    Is that one of the upgrades he offered you?

    if it will stop the talking he offered £200 and some new forks and dinner. i know its weird.

    Is that the going rate then? Not a venge?
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,786
    fredblob wrote:
    The Northern Monkey wrote:
    Is that one of the upgrades he offered you?

    if it will stop the talking he offered £200 and some new forks and dinner. i know its weird.

    What forks were they? If they weren't decent then you did the right thing, no point selling yourself short.

    Also, hypothetically speaking, what forks would he have had to offer you to get you to bendover for him?
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,861
    Angry Bird wrote:
    fredblob wrote:
    The Northern Monkey wrote:
    Is that one of the upgrades he offered you?

    if it will stop the talking he offered £200 and some new forks and dinner. i know its weird.

    What forks were they? If they weren't decent then you did the right thing, no point selling yourself short.

    Also, hypothetically speaking, what forks would he have had to offer you to get you to bendover for him?

    Forks for f@cks
  • fredblob
    fredblob Posts: 196
    Angry Bird wrote:
    fredblob wrote:
    The Northern Monkey wrote:
    Is that one of the upgrades he offered you?

    if it will stop the talking he offered £200 and some new forks and dinner. i know its weird.

    What forks were they? If they weren't decent then you did the right thing, no point selling yourself short.

    Also, hypothetically speaking, what forks would he have had to offer you to get you to bendover for him?


    SOLID GOLD ROCK SHOX ONE'S MAYBE. i dunno
  • cookymonster
    cookymonster Posts: 107
    nicklouse wrote:
    cookymonster wrote:
    pmsl :mrgreen: take it no one knows then
    still waiting for you to do as i asked.

    i am about 90% sure but..

    here you go

  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,786
    fredblob wrote:
    Angry Bird wrote:
    fredblob wrote:
    The Northern Monkey wrote:
    Is that one of the upgrades he offered you?

    if it will stop the talking he offered £200 and some new forks and dinner. i know its weird.

    What forks were they? If they weren't decent then you did the right thing, no point selling yourself short.

    Also, hypothetically speaking, what forks would he have had to offer you to get you to bendover for him?


    SOLID GOLD ROCK SHOX ONE'S MAYBE. i dunno

    Well that's fucking stupid, imagine how heavy and not bouncy they'd be, you'd be better off just being blunt about it and asking for cash for the keys to your back door.
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  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,981
    I notice your (rather subtle) sig says "In space, no one can hear you scream..."

    You don't need to travel to space, just make sure you lube up properly and bite that pillow.
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  • rgliniany
    rgliniany Posts: 753
    fredblob wrote:
    The Northern Monkey wrote:
    Is that one of the upgrades he offered you?

    if it will stop the talking he offered £200 and some new forks and dinner and c0ck. i know its weird but i might accept, the last part is arousing my interest in the deal.

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  • fredblob
    fredblob Posts: 196
    watching alien blu-ray directors edition.

    speak to you homo's laters


    jus to clear things up i didnt accept a bumming and told i was not interested. and i still have my suntour xcr forks as proof
  • fredblob
    fredblob Posts: 196
    rgliniany wrote:
    fredblob wrote:
    The Northern Monkey wrote:
    Is that one of the upgrades he offered you?

    if it will stop the talking he offered £200 and some new forks and dinner and c0ck. i know its weird but i might accept, the last part is arousing my interest in the deal and The Northern Monkey expressed interest in the deal as well so we decided to make it a three some bring some lube its going to fun and The Northern Monkey has the digital distribution rights so i want it on 3D blu ray :lol: .

    :shock:
  • cat_with_no_tail
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    fredblob wrote:
    I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HELMET!

    Quite.
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