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  • TheNorthernTrain
    TheNorthernTrain Posts: 1,049
    Don't knock it till you've tried it. Next time he buys you a meal, ask him to bring some poppers along. Should make you a little more open to the idea... if you catch my drift.
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  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,401
    It's threads like this that make this forum. :lol:
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Just like old times.
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  • RevellRider
    RevellRider Posts: 1,794
    TheNorthernTrain wrote:
    Don't knock it till you've tried it. Next time he buys you a meal, ask him to bring some poppers along. Should make you a little more open to the idea... if you catch my drift.

    Don't forget the jar of liver, the lime and some string.
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  • Colinthecop
    Colinthecop Posts: 996
    thekickingmule wrote:
    EDIT: Actually, I've just googled a Venge (never heard of one) and it's a road bike. All makes sense now!


    A road bike...?

    That's like calling a Bugatti Veyron a car. :(
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    What is it if it's not a car? :?
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    thekickingmule wrote:
    Colinthecop wrote:
    Thewaylander wrote:
    So the OP wants a bum pounding? I did read that right yeh?


    No you did not read that right....!!!!! :roll:

    The OP has been offered some upgrades in exchange for his back bottom virginity and a happy meal but he's not happy with that and is holding out for more.

    Perhaps we could have a bidding war....?

    He can have mine in exchange for a Venge. :D
    You're prepared to have a semen enema for a Venge? :?
    EDIT: Actually, I've just googled a Venge (never heard of one) and it's a road bike. All makes sense now!

    Would specify which model of the venge.....
  • ste_t
    ste_t Posts: 1,599
    RevellRider wrote:
    TheNorthernTrain wrote:
    Don't knock it till you've tried it. Next time he buys you a meal, ask him to bring some poppers along. Should make you a little more open to the idea... if you catch my drift.

    Don't forget the jar of liver, the lime and some string.

    He won't need the liver as he'll have his obvious up his boyfriend's whatsit.
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,401
    I'm with colinthecop on this one. A Venge would be the minimum "upgrade" I'd be wanting. Although I wouldn't say no to a Veryon either...
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  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    Colinthecop wrote:
    thekickingmule wrote:
    EDIT: Actually, I've just googled a Venge (never heard of one) and it's a road bike. All makes sense now!


    A road bike...?

    That's like calling a Bugatti Veyron a car. :(

    I reckon the OP would definitely take it up the bum for a Bugatti Veyron
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    thekickingmule wrote:
    What is it if it's not a car? :?

    A gay man that preys on vulnerable guys who have dinner with them in hotels?
  • gt-arrowhead
    gt-arrowhead Posts: 2,507
    fredblob wrote:
    his not a member and its NOT G'T's hes like 12.

    im 16, 17 in a week, not 12...

    Fred, stop crapping your pants about this thread mate, you are scared that people are gonna take the piss out of you and not take you seriously. Take it like a man like i did with my "Retard with BMX vs GT". You are acting like you are 12 years old!!! At this rate youre gonna end up leaving the forum again!
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Better, this topic was so promising and it started degenerating into the bloody Cake place.
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    GT-Arrowhead wrote:
    fredblob wrote:
    his not a member and its NOT G'T's hes like 12.

    im 16, 17 in a week, not 12...

    Fred, stop crapping your pants about this thread mate, you are scared that people are gonna take the wee-wee out of you and not take you seriously. Take it like a man like i did with my "Retard with BMX vs GT". You are acting like you are 12 years old!!! At this rate youre gonna end up leaving the forum again!
    Maybe we should introduce him to your mum and Sheep's mum, and they could have a daisy chain.
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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    GT-Arrowhead wrote:
    [Take it like a man like i did
    Sounds like we have someone prepared to meet OP!
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    GT-Arrowhead wrote:
    fredblob wrote:
    his not a member and its NOT G'T's hes like 12.

    im 16, 17 in a week, not 12...!

    Is this about proving your age ready for the salty swimmers in your arse
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Colinthecop wrote:
    thekickingmule wrote:
    EDIT: Actually, I've just googled a Venge (never heard of one) and it's a road bike. All makes sense now!


    A road bike...?

    That's like calling a Bugatti Veyron a car. :(

    It's a f**king road bike. Live with it.

    Fark. I now know why they call that part of the forum the 'bottom bracket'
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  • gt-arrowhead
    gt-arrowhead Posts: 2,507
    cooldad wrote:
    Maybe we should introduce him to your mum and Sheep's mum, and they could have a daisy chain.

    My mum would clump him in the face with a wooden slipper. (Cypriot Parents)

    No, mule, and no also to you matthew.
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  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,401
    But it is a very nice road bike. Just the sort of thing someone who's "coming out" might like to receive as a gift...
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Nothing like a bit of rough, and a good clump.
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    El Capitano wrote:
    But it is a very nice road bike. Just the sort of thing someone who's "coming out" might like to receive as a gift...

    I think the op was expecting another type of 'gift'
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    I bet he gets bad aids worms
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  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,401
    welshkev wrote:
    El Capitano wrote:
    But it is a very nice road bike. Just the sort of thing someone who's "coming out" might like to receive as a gift...

    I think the op was expecting another type of 'gift'

    Oh, he wanted the Veyron? I can see that, but he's more likely to get the Venge... :lol:
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    The gift that keeps on giving.
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  • Colinthecop
    Colinthecop Posts: 996
    matthew h wrote:
    Would specify which model of the venge.....


    Actually i'm getting on and the years haven't been kind. I don't think i'm in a strong position to demand the spec.

    I'll just take what comes off the shelf after he takes me. :cry:
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,401
    Colinthecop wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Would specify which model of the venge.....


    Actually i'm getting on and the years haven't been kind. I don't think i'm in a strong position to demand the spec.

    I'll just take what comes off the shelf after he takes me. :cry:

    Don't sell yourself short...
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  • RevellRider
    RevellRider Posts: 1,794
    The OP has been quiet for the last couple of hours, do you reckon he's had a couple of quick drinks and met his 'friend' for a stiff one?
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    RevellRider wrote:
    The OP has been quiet for the last couple of hours, do you reckon he's had a couple of quick drinks and met his 'friend' for a stiff one?

    He's using his hands to hold the pillow he's bitting in place
  • The Northern Monkey
    The Northern Monkey Posts: 19,174
    I wonder what the OP's bum-chum has offered by the way of "upgrades" in return for being his ass pirate.

    Are we talking new grips or xtr groupset here?
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  • WindyG
    WindyG Posts: 1,099
    Upgrade will be a gel saddle for his battered star fish
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