Thought process of Cheryl Cole!

Frank the tank
Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
edited September 2013 in The cake stop
That tattoo on her otherwise quite fanciable @rse...................................................WHY!

The woman has lost the plot.
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,840
    nicklouse wrote:
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    Useful now?

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  • Mr_Cellophane
    Mr_Cellophane Posts: 690
    One awful small tattoo that you later regret need a slightly larger similarly awful tattoo to cover it up and so it goes up until you end up with a MF awful tat that covers half your body.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,840
    That tat is hideous but I still would.
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  • FatTed
    FatTed Posts: 1,205
    "Thought process of Cheryl Cole!" is an oxymoron.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,206
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    That tat is hideous but I still would.

    Plus potatoe
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    FatTed wrote:
    "Thought process of Cheryl Cole!" is an oxymoron.

    yes :lol:
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Manages to keep herself in the media and making money... Can't be that stoopid
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,605
    I guess if the tat bothered you that much you could go old school and have her lie on her back. To be honest I think my gut would be more of a deal breaker between us unfortunately!
  • Nairnster
    Nairnster Posts: 602
    i would still be more than happy to give her a prick to go with the roses
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    I think one of the panel on Mock the Week said (words to the effect) 'She can now go for a dump in her back garden as she is now camouflaged.'
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  • Davdandy
    Davdandy Posts: 571
    Being a tattoo artist certainly has its perks.
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  • Strith
    Strith Posts: 541
    Love tats on ladies, and she's hot. I like it.
  • markyone
    markyone Posts: 1,126
    Horrible
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  • WindyG
    WindyG Posts: 1,099
    Tats or not I wouldn't staring down at those cheeks.
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  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,605
    Davdandy wrote:
    Being a tattoo artist certainly has its perks.

    Too right, if ever a job required wearing a head camera! They even got paid for it.
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    It's a funny thing that the tattoo'ed lady used to be part of a fairground freak show, now it's pretty common - I was on a beach the other week and nearly everyone - men, women, even some kids - had tats.

    Frankly I should be in a freak show for not having any.

    Still, where Ms Cole is concerned I wouldn't mind chasing through her undergrowth, etc etc
    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • WindyG
    WindyG Posts: 1,099
    I heard something last week saying around 70% of the population have a tattoo.
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  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    Frank the tank wrote:
    That tattoo on her otherwise quite fanciable @rse...................................................WHY!

    The woman has lost the plot.

    I seem to remember saying the exact same thing to my mate last night :wink:
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    random man wrote:
    Frank the tank wrote:
    That tattoo on her otherwise quite fanciable @rse...................................................WHY!

    The woman has lost the plot.

    I seem to remember saying the exact same thing to my mate last night :wink:
    I too can also remember you say as much. :lol:
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  • mouth
    mouth Posts: 1,195
    One hell of a tramp stamp
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  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    SecretSam wrote:
    it's pretty common

    :D
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  • archieboy
    archieboy Posts: 1,398
    Mouth wrote:
    One hell of a tramp stamp

    Or the ultimate slag tag.
  • Giraffoto
    Giraffoto Posts: 2,078
    All I could think of was . . .
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    Who painted his @r$e like a dahlia:
    The colour was nice
    The design was likewise
    But the smell was an out-and-out failure
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  • DesB3rd
    DesB3rd Posts: 285
    http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/w ... -1.1353842

    A classic case of a rigorous study confirming an acknowledged truth. I wouldn't be surprised if the perception was so common-place that it's self-reinforcing; those who don't want the stigma don't get tattoos, those who deem the stigma positively advantageous do.
  • zanelad
    zanelad Posts: 269
    Whether one likes tattoos or not, and I must confess that I'm not a fan, that is a hideous tattoo. More suited to one of my nans dresses that the pert posterior of an attractive girl.

    What was she thinking when she opted for the design, the size and the overbearing colours.

    What's worse in the long line of teenage girls who'll want something similar....
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Zanelad wrote:
    What's worse in the long line of teenage girls who'll want something similar....

    Mmm. How long does it take to become a tattoo artist then?
  • verylonglegs
    verylonglegs Posts: 4,023
    Cornerblock wrote:
    Zanelad wrote:
    What's worse in the long line of teenage girls who'll want something similar....

    Mmm. How long does it take to become a tattoo artist then?

    To be fair if they are facing the other way you'll have had your eyeful long before they find out if what you've done is any good.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,206
    Cornerblock wrote:
    Zanelad wrote:
    What's worse in the long line of teenage girls who'll want something similar....

    Mmm. How long does it take to become a tattoo artist then?

    :lol:

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