Another good reason to avoid triathlons
Ian.B
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:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:Reporter: "What's your prediction for the fight?"
Clubber Lang: "Prediction?"
Reporter: "Yes. Prediction"
Clubber Lang: "....Pain!!!"0 -
You have to read the comments further on - this fish cannot survive cold/salt water. IF found in other than Amazon basin, it has been dumped there....0
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It also said advice is to keep your shorts on so presumably that will stop them.
Having just stopped crossing my legs and crouching over at the thought of being attacked by that fish I'm now doing it again with the thought of doing the bike stage of a triathlon in the nude.0 -
At least they are restricted to the water. Imagine the carnage if they could ride a bike.0
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I didn't need another reason to avoid triathlons but will happily add that to a long list.0
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Don't be daft, when have you seen a Triathlete ride a bike
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jimmypippa wrote:anewman wrote:
Looks like the Candiru wins. The reason why Blashford Snell uses a tea-strainer when relieveing himself in Amazonia.0 -
This article has possibly the best paragraph I've ever read in an online newspaper.
"They bite because they’re hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth."
Sounds like a night out in Glasgow.You shall not pass! (Unless I'm knackered then I don't really care tbh)
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