BR silly season

pinno

The squadies are comparing dry pack rations.
Seanthecon is 'away' - probably in prison after trying to sell fake anti-wrinkle cream to vulnerable old dears in Redhill.
The being nice to each other thread week has expired and no one's got particularly shirty with anyone since.
Vtech is jet lagged.
Cleat and Daviesee are still AWOL - probably doing dodgy things together in a motel in Stoke.
Yellow Peril is in France. How did he get from the IoM to France? Canoe, jolly boat?
Arran77 is on parole and trying to redeem himself with banal threads in other parts of the forum.
T47b is inundated with Rost Biffs trying to act nice on account of getting a cheap holiday out of the poor fecker and he has to 'entertain' them.
'Hey mods' has gone way off topic and is now incromprehensible.

team47b

holiday season officially ends today, so feck orf

arran77

This being on parole lark is getting tedious :roll:

What's this about seantheconn creaming old ladies in redhill, is redhill a euphemism for the back passage :shock:

arran77

pinarello001 wrote:

Arran77 is on parole and trying to redeem himself with banal threads in other parts of the forum.

What the feck, I've just seen your 'has anyone tried' thread Mr P, I'm thoroughly disappointed, I thought it would be interesting but its about fecking chocolate :P

sungod

i was off a few days, i came back expecting outrage and excess, but still seems very quiet

maybe they're all actually bored school teachers, masquerading as roadies to liven up term time, or mumsnet secret agents sent to wreak revenge

if they all come back next week we'll know for sure

Mikey23

BR sanitised... My work is nearly done on this miserable planet

pinno

arran77 wrote:

This being on parole lark is getting tedious :roll:

What's this about seantheconn creaming old ladies in redhill, is redhill a euphemism for the back passage :shock:

Its just true. He'll be on the next episode of rogue sellers. He has been 'creaming' old ladies for years - some of them even pay for the privaledge of being creamed. I guess thats what flicks his switches.

The bloke is 'away' and really he is a little bit wah a little bit way.

Yossie

I'm trying to start a war against fascist Swiss bankers on the news page if anyone wants to join in. I freakin' hate them and their fascist materialistic stupid glasses ways.

Imagine a hybrid communter/Swiss banker (or any banker really) - feckers, the lot of 'em.

Mikey23

And roger federer lost today... That's a start

pinno

Yossie wrote:

I'm trying to start a war against fascist Swiss bankers on the news page if anyone wants to join in. I freakin' hate them and their fascist materialistic stupid glasses ways.

Imagine a hybrid communter/Swiss banker (or any banker really) - feckers, the lot of 'em.

Thats not silly. I think that we should make the Swiss reveal all the major people holding millions in Swiss bank accounts, we should invade them. As they are not armed, it would take only half a dozed squaddies with Swiss army knives. Cheaper than Iraq/Afghanistan/Syria and more revealing.

simonhead

pinarello001 wrote:

Yossie wrote:

I'm trying to start a war against fascist Swiss bankers on the news page if anyone wants to join in. I freakin' hate them and their fascist materialistic stupid glasses ways.

Imagine a hybrid communter/Swiss banker (or any banker really) - feckers, the lot of 'em.

Thats not silly. I think that we should make the Swiss reveal all the major people holding millions in Swiss bank accounts, we should invade them. As they are not armed, it would take only half a dozed squaddies with Swiss army knives. Cheaper than Iraq/Afghanistan/Syria and more revealing.

Given the Vatican is up to its nuts in dodgy dealings through swiss accounts it comes as no surprise they have the Swiss Guards. Would they be recalled to defend the financial institutions, leaving the Pope to fend for himself? They would be enough to terify a 6 year old girl but not a lot more.

On a slightly different note why is there a ruling that members of the Swiss guard are male, single and under 30?

Mikey23

Evidence for Vatican dodgy dealing?

arran77

Mikey23 wrote:

Evidence for Vatican dodgy dealing?

simonhead

Mikey23 wrote:

Evidence for Vatican dodgy dealing?

Huge money laundering operation. Loads of articles on it.

http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-07-02/a-money-smuggling-scandal-threatens-to-sink-the-vatican-bank

Mikey23

Ta for that ...looks well dodgy. Frankie boy seems to be on the case though ....

Mikey23

Surprises me he got picked as he ain't a nice soft establishment figure who is happy to maintain the status quo... A church based on lies and hypocrisy can have no credibility

pinno

Mikey23 wrote:

A church based on lies and hypocrisy can have no credibility

Oooh, you sounded quite authoritative. You're not going to go into politics are you?

arran77

pinarello001 wrote:

Mikey23 wrote:

A church based on lies and hypocrisy can have no credibility

Oooh, you sounded quite authoritative. You're not going to go into politics are you?

I think we've found a new BB king, I relinquish my crown, all I can offer is stupidity

team47b

arran77 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Mikey23 wrote:

A church based on lies and hypocrisy can have no credibility

Oooh, you sounded quite authoritative. You're not going to go into politics are you?

I think we've found a new BB king, I relinquish my crown, all I can offer is stupidity

keep your crown on arran77, your majness, the bloke who originally said this already wears a funny hat

"Inconsistency on the part of the pastors and the faithful between what they say and what they do, between word and manner of life, is undermining the church's credibility," the pope said

pinno

team47b wrote:

arran77 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Mikey23 wrote:

A church based on lies...done that bit

Oooh...done that bit too

I think we've found a new BB king, I relinquish my crown, all I can offer is stupidity we knew that already

keep...read that

"Inconsistency...picked that up

You must have inside information T47b. Be careful, don't come back to the UK for a while because they will take your laptop away and scrutinise it for evidence.

PS Say hello to Snowdon for me when you next see him. Thanks.

ballysmate

simonhead wrote:

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Given the Vatican is up to its nuts in dodgy dealings through swiss accounts it comes as no surprise they have the Swiss Guards. Would they be recalled to defend the financial institutions, leaving the Pope to fend for himself? They would be enough to terify a 6 year old girl but not a lot more.

On a slightly different note why is there a ruling that members of the Swiss guard are male, single and under 30?

Usually up to their nuts in little boys. One member even seemed to have a penchant for deaf kids.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_abu ... _Milwaukee

Suffer the little children and all that.

Mikey23

(Climbs down off high horse)

I'm a Methodist and am amazed how much paraphernalia Catholics surround themselves with. Looks like frankie wants to get back to basics if he's allowed. The church often gets a bad press IMO but doesn't do a right lot to help its cause

team47b

of course you are amazed it's because you have free will

ballysmate

team47b wrote:

of course you are amazed it's because you have free will

Not quite free will. There is always Mrs Mikey to answer to.

pinno

Ballysmate wrote:

team47b wrote:

of course you are amazed it's because you have free will

Not quite free will. There is always Mrs Mikey to answer to.

You have to answer to Mrs Mikey Basil ?!?! Thats an odd love triangle.
Say, what things does Mrs Mikey like?

ballysmate

pinarello001 wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

team47b wrote:

of course you are amazed it's because you have free will

Not quite free will. There is always Mrs Mikey to answer to.

You have to answer to Mrs Mikey Basil ?!?! Thats an odd love triangle.
Say, what things does Mrs Mikey like?

I was actually referring to the higher authority that Mikey answers to. But there again, I have never clapped eyes on Mikey's missus, so I would be foolish to discount such a liaison.

Mikey23

She is omniscient, omnipresent... And always wins the flipping argument. Just like every other woman I suspect, including nina

simonhead

Mikey23 wrote:

She is omniscient, omnipresent... And always wins the flipping argument. Just like every other woman I suspect, including nina

But wouldn't Nina win the argument with fact and reason rather than resorting to the age old tried and tested technique that most women resort too if they are losing the row?

Mikey23

Tis what mrs mikey does... Flipping annoying but she's far too intelligent for me...

Stevo_666

Ballysmate wrote:

simonhead wrote:

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Given the Vatican is up to its nuts in dodgy dealings through swiss accounts it comes as no surprise they have the Swiss Guards. Would they be recalled to defend the financial institutions, leaving the Pope to fend for himself? They would be enough to terify a 6 year old girl but not a lot more.

On a slightly different note why is there a ruling that members of the Swiss guard are male, single and under 30?

Usually up to their nuts in little boys. One member even seemed to have a penchant for deaf kids.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_abu ... _Milwaukee

Suffer the little children and all that.

Here's just the man to investigate.

Mikey23

Not sure if our 89 year old lady organist has ever been involved in a sex scandal ....