For Forks Sake

ballysmate

What do you make of this?
Why? Just why?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/artic ... wrong.html

VmanF3

Pass the mind bleach...


Made a hundred times worse because he's 70 (not that I'm suggesting older folk can't seek fun[?]), just the thought of it.

Mikey23

Ok, not something that was near the top of my agenda... But I have a couple of hours spare this morning ...

ballysmate

Spooning is something entirely different. Well I thought it was. :shock:

Yossie

Oh for sweet love of mercy - you what? Its a bit like the Rosemary beads in the foreskin African prison trick. But with a fork up your Jap's eye.

Reminds me of the time I was doing some civvie med work and a we had to pick up a guy who had "fallen onto a courgette". Yup, right we thinks, "fallen" you have. Jump in the wagon Sir, we'll soon sort you out.

Get him down the ED and they fish out a cucumber. FFS...........................

It also remembers me of the time a local "celeb" (D list) had a dildo stuck up her posterior and had to go down the ED to have it removed. From that day onwards whenever she walked down the street everybody made buzzing noises.

Wouldn't have been so bad if the daft old mare hadn't gone and done exactly the same thing about 6 months later............... and then went on to have an affair with a breakfast telly presenter.

seanoconn

I'm on my lunch break now so I'm gonna give it a whirl, bear with me...

ballysmate

seanoconn wrote:

I'm on my lunch break now so I'm gonna give it a whirl, bear with me...

Whirling it would just be showing off.

seanoconn

:shock: can......someone.......call.......an........ambul......

team47b

OK you're an ambulacral

seanoconn

team47b wrote:

OK you're an ambulacral

Is that the Latin plural for ambulance

team47b

no, that would be sea urchins

Frank the tank

I can't help but think I've lead a very sheltered life. :shock:

capt_slog

What a coincidence.

Yesterday as this thread was being discussed I had a camera inserted in the urology department (and this was in a urology clinic BTW).

I can tell you it's not something I want to repeat and why anyone would do this to themselves for fun is beyond me. Lets just say I'll never look at a brake cable outer in the same way again.

seanoconn

Capt Slog wrote:

What a coincidence.

Yesterday as this thread was being discussed I had a camera inserted in the urology department (and this was in a urology clinic BTW).

I can tell you it's not something I want to repeat and why anyone would do this to themselves for fun is beyond me. Lets just say I'll never look at a brake cable outer in the same way again.

Ouch! Hope all is well.

How someone can find pleasure in the worst torture imaginable, is beyond me!

Torturer: "Where's the money?"

Me: "What money?"

Torturer: "if you don't tell us where the money is I'm going to stick this fork up your urethra!"

Me: "Ok, I'll tell you where the money is. "

Kieran_Burns

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"mate this penis wouldn't voom if you put 4 viagra through it"
"no, no: he's tining"
"he is not tining! He's pissed on! This penis is no more! He has ceased to pee! He's flaccid and gone to meet Mrs Palm! He's not a stiff! Bereft of blood, he rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed him to his hips, he'd be hanging low! He's off his twig! He's curled over his testicles, he's bouncing off his wife's coil! He's wiped off the curtain and stained the tissue invisible! He's not f*cked it! Vis a vis the metabolic processes: he's shot his load! All statements to the effect that this penis is still a rod are from now on: inoperative. This is an ex-penis.!